not the most embarrassing loss to USC I’ve ever seen, but probably the worst UCLA team of my lifetime
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
not the most embarrassing loss to USC I’ve ever seen, but probably the worst UCLA team of my lifetime
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
I’m finally being recognized for my work.
How to tell your government is confident in its performance and nothing is wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m finally being recognized for my work.
This UCLA team actually has talent—and none of it is on the lines. It’s almost funny how bad this offensive line is.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This UCLA team actually has talent—and none of it is on the lines. It’s almost funny how bad this offensive line is.
I once got in a brief shouting match during halftime of USC-UCLA game because I was booing the USC band and picking out random members and sections of the band to shit-talk, e.g. "Hey, Tuba #3, you suck!"
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I once got in a brief shouting match during halftime of USC-UCLA game because I was booing the USC band and picking out random members and sections of the band to shit-talk, e.g. "Hey, Tuba #3, you suck!"
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My favorite thing to watch these days is elephants getting tired of other animals shit
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My favorite thing to watch these days is elephants getting tired of other animals shit
spungbaw squaarpints
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
spungbaw squaarpints
Every Chicago Bulls GM at the trade deadline
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Every Chicago Bulls GM at the trade deadline
just browsing TexAgs
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
just browsing TexAgs
they’re calling me Mr. 2 Naps because I took two naps today
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
they’re calling me Mr. 2 Naps because I took two naps today
refusing to go down for so long that eventually my offensive line pushes me down the tunnel, into the parking lot, and across the nearest state border, at which point I’m arrested for felony trafficking of illegal football
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
refusing to go down for so long that eventually my offensive line pushes me down the tunnel, into the parking lot, and across the nearest state border, at which point I’m arrested for felony trafficking of illegal football
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Imagine getting ready for your daughter to come home from her freshman year of college for Thanksgiving, and the day of departure she goes MIA, and then 48 nightmarish hours later she calls you to tell her that ICE goons kidnapped her and shipped her to Honduras www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/25/m...
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Imagine getting ready for your daughter to come home from her freshman year of college for Thanksgiving, and the day of departure she goes MIA, and then 48 nightmarish hours later she calls you to tell her that ICE goons kidnapped her and shipped her to Honduras www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/25/m...
Northwestern has also paid me $75 million to stop calling them “a football school.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Northwestern has also paid me $75 million to stop calling them “a football school.”
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I can't see the Texas A&M logo without thinking "Oh, Texas Ass-To-Mouth"
March 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I can't see the Texas A&M logo without thinking "Oh, Texas Ass-To-Mouth"
Georgia’s at its most dangerous when they have a not-good white quarterback named Brighton Flagbearer IV completing passes to a white receiver named Cooper Dunce.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Georgia’s at its most dangerous when they have a not-good white quarterback named Brighton Flagbearer IV completing passes to a white receiver named Cooper Dunce.
a second Plan has hit The Family
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
a second Plan has hit The Family
….what were they made with before?
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
….what were they made with before?
guy who thinks The X Files is the show where Xzibit does the wacky car customizations
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
guy who thinks The X Files is the show where Xzibit does the wacky car customizations
rude to try to upstage Art Spiegelman
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
rude to try to upstage Art Spiegelman
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This might be one of the wildest sequences in Lithuanian basketball history.
Ignas ‘T-Mac’ Sargiūnas, ladies and gentlemen
Ignas ‘T-Mac’ Sargiūnas, ladies and gentlemen
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This might be one of the wildest sequences in Lithuanian basketball history.
Ignas ‘T-Mac’ Sargiūnas, ladies and gentlemen
Ignas ‘T-Mac’ Sargiūnas, ladies and gentlemen
Everything reminds me of her
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Everything reminds me of her
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I’m not just Peyton Manning I’m [cut to Peyton in a white fur coat, Stacy Adams shoes, and a purple suit] I’m Player Hatin’ Manning. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate—
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m not just Peyton Manning I’m [cut to Peyton in a white fur coat, Stacy Adams shoes, and a purple suit] I’m Player Hatin’ Manning. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate—