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norman emailer
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13d
Do it for Big O, fellas.
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 4h
The camera cuts to the Dodgers bullpen and instead of dudes milling about, it’s the long-term nuclear waste warning that says “What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.”
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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · 15d
a remix of a yoda meme: after Sending out Treinen 37 times in a row while standing in front of the bullpen at 1:34 am [picture of Dave Roberts looking dazed and confused] 2:12am... going back for more Treinen [picture of Dave Roberts walking with a weird facial expression]
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13d
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 5h
are you a bad enough dude to field an Ohtani ground ball?
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 5h
Draw a little ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in the book
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 5h
Chad Patrick more like Virgin Patrick
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 6h
/| _ ╱|、 Blake Snell tonight
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 6h
🥺 “Don’t mind us, we’we just
👉👈 widdo boys pwaying basebaw”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9h
This gimmick sucks. Brewers are awesome; dodgers know them; let’s not be dumb
Brewers manager Pat Murphy: ‘I'm sure that most Dodger players can't name eight guys on our roster. No offense to them, they shouldn't have to know the names, but these are some guys that hopefully they know their names by the time it's over. You never know.’
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 7h
I guess you can Sal Fre-lick my balls, capitán.
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 7h
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 10h
when your niece’s husband Deryck starts talking about George Soros during Thanksgiving dinner
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 12h
Got sent to Norwalk Courthouse, presumably because they need jurors familiar with Lil Rob’s “Summer Nights”
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 12h
Unfortunately for you that’s already a character in Hacks
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13h
don't know how you're jamming Medieval crossbows, battle axes, and halberds into the disc drive, but I admire the ambition and vigor
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13h
"a bidet is not a fancy squirt gun"

fuck you
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 13h
the thought police are scolding me for shitting in the urinal
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 14h
Boo Rossini, The Boss Player
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 14h
doing the Sam Cassel big balls dance because I avoided being asked if I could serve on a trial estimated to last 20 days
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 16h
jury duty today :(
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 1d
only comes to eat when he hears the sound of kibble and an obscure slur for Chinese immigrants
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 1d
This cat routinely employed the Pinkertons to quell labor disputes at his gold mining operation.
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 1d
Railroad baron-ass cat. “The American people will come to understand the telegraph, then become reliant upon it”-ass cat.
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 1d
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.
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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 1d
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.
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norman emailer @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 1d
no, you misheard me, I called myself Big DUMPLER, because I just ate two dozen dumplings and now my stummy hurts
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