Everything reminds me of her
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Everything reminds me of her
Tinactin used to be tough actin’, but now it’s not, because of woke
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tinactin used to be tough actin’, but now it’s not, because of woke
The Little Guy!
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Little Guy!
I am thankful for my neighbor’s kitten.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am thankful for my neighbor’s kitten.
This would be a stupid thing for a human to say––but what many believe to be “Kendrick Perkins” is actually a Wyoming bison squeezed into a turtleneck large enough to tent a house for termite fumigation. A common—and understandable—mistake.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This would be a stupid thing for a human to say––but what many believe to be “Kendrick Perkins” is actually a Wyoming bison squeezed into a turtleneck large enough to tent a house for termite fumigation. A common—and understandable—mistake.
number one kings fan, love da kings
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
number one kings fan, love da kings
when I’m trying to make Grok summon unspeakable inter-dimensional horrors but all it does is summon the ghosts of segregationist senators
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
when I’m trying to make Grok summon unspeakable inter-dimensional horrors but all it does is summon the ghosts of segregationist senators
Danny’s younger brother also has one of the funniest names I’ve ever encountered. Unsurprisingly, he goes by Harrison now.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Danny’s younger brother also has one of the funniest names I’ve ever encountered. Unsurprisingly, he goes by Harrison now.
Checking in on my dumbest AAU teammate
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Checking in on my dumbest AAU teammate
Are you not entertained?
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Are you not entertained?
[Pete Hegseth dies from anger]
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
[Pete Hegseth dies from anger]
perhaps the apex of nonsensical textbook covers
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
perhaps the apex of nonsensical textbook covers
Yeah, I don’t think this is gonna win over undecided voters.
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yeah, I don’t think this is gonna win over undecided voters.
"I call him him 'Captain' Cook because he's always on an adventure to somewhere he shouldn't be: the endzone, babe!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I call him him 'Captain' Cook because he's always on an adventure to somewhere he shouldn't be: the endzone, babe!"
I have just learned about the FIU Sunblazer mascot, which is to say I have just learned of my newest alter-ego.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have just learned about the FIU Sunblazer mascot, which is to say I have just learned of my newest alter-ego.
when the Red Robin waitress doesn't refill my "bottomless" fries quickly enough
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
when the Red Robin waitress doesn't refill my "bottomless" fries quickly enough
no, that is not his nickname
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
no, that is not his nickname
