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I’m not just Peyton Manning I’m [cut to Peyton in a white fur coat, Stacy Adams shoes, and a purple suit] I’m Player Hatin’ Manning. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate—
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m not just Peyton Manning I’m [cut to Peyton in a white fur coat, Stacy Adams shoes, and a purple suit] I’m Player Hatin’ Manning. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate—
I love when commentators say an offensive coordinator should “call their best plays.” Like NFL coordinators are constantly sitting up in the booth dialing up shit they think sucks and won’t work.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I love when commentators say an offensive coordinator should “call their best plays.” Like NFL coordinators are constantly sitting up in the booth dialing up shit they think sucks and won’t work.
Tinactin used to be tough actin’, but now it’s not, because of woke
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tinactin used to be tough actin’, but now it’s not, because of woke
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My Cause (cats just, like, generally, not any particular organization or charity), My Cleats (adidas customized with a number of cats I like)
December 2, 2024 at 2:43 AM
My Cause (cats just, like, generally, not any particular organization or charity), My Cleats (adidas customized with a number of cats I like)
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My Cause (overpriced records on Discogs), My Cleats (Nikes customized with the Discogs logo and the little red line chart that tracks sales)
December 2, 2024 at 2:34 AM
My Cause (overpriced records on Discogs), My Cleats (Nikes customized with the Discogs logo and the little red line chart that tracks sales)
correct, sir, 2000 x 2 = 2,000,000
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
correct, sir, 2000 x 2 = 2,000,000
I am thankful for my neighbor’s kitten.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am thankful for my neighbor’s kitten.
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless Thanksgiving champion there's ever been, there's no one can stop me. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless Thanksgiving champion there's ever been, there's no one can stop me. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
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AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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The "humanitarian pier" visible on Google Earth - not functioning for its intended purpose of delivering aid in the least efficient way possible, but in fact languishing in Ashdod port on June 17, 2024 after being towed there on June 14.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The "humanitarian pier" visible on Google Earth - not functioning for its intended purpose of delivering aid in the least efficient way possible, but in fact languishing in Ashdod port on June 17, 2024 after being towed there on June 14.
more like Ricardo Califi-Torii since he’s putting in pinpoint left-footed crosses like he’s me
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
more like Ricardo Califi-Torii since he’s putting in pinpoint left-footed crosses like he’s me
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New park pass design and I….
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
New park pass design and I….
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I once got dogpiled on Twitter by Clippers fans for saying Austin Reaves was better than Reggie Jackson. I was right then, and I remain correct.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I once got dogpiled on Twitter by Clippers fans for saying Austin Reaves was better than Reggie Jackson. I was right then, and I remain correct.
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Skybox had all of the NBA’s biggest stars: Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins, Reggie Miller, Karl Malone, Clyde Drexler, Rony Seikaly
January 15, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Skybox had all of the NBA’s biggest stars: Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins, Reggie Miller, Karl Malone, Clyde Drexler, Rony Seikaly
definitely more of a “honk-mi-mi-mi”-ass mf than a “honk-shoo”-ass mf
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
definitely more of a “honk-mi-mi-mi”-ass mf than a “honk-shoo”-ass mf
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Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...