Tom Lommel
@tomlommel.com
Actor and tabletop RPG nerd, the order depends upon the week. I handle marketing for Evil Hat Productions. Currently playing a long game to get cast as Ned Flanders in the live action Simpsons movie.
www.tomlommel.com
www.tomlommel.com
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Running for President on the platform of making a law that prevents dogs from playing basketball. Because I'm tired of looking stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Running for President on the platform of making a law that prevents dogs from playing basketball. Because I'm tired of looking stupid.
As a ttrpg superbacker, gotta say: If your stretch goals are not complete prior to the KS campaign launching, don't make them part of the final physical deliverable. They just become a roadblock to fulfillment. Make them a PDF. It's tempting to go "This is an easy one!" If it was easy, it'd be done.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As a ttrpg superbacker, gotta say: If your stretch goals are not complete prior to the KS campaign launching, don't make them part of the final physical deliverable. They just become a roadblock to fulfillment. Make them a PDF. It's tempting to go "This is an easy one!" If it was easy, it'd be done.
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
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Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Who waccheth ovir thee
Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul
Tonight in ~What We Do in the Shadowsdark~
St. Orvo: You have fought well, I am saved but too weak to fight the dread elves that threaten this land. It falls to you and the rest of your band...
Thief *nudging the dwarf* Tell him our name.
Dwarf: Umm
Thief: Tell him. Tell him "We are The Goof Troop!"
St. Orvo: You have fought well, I am saved but too weak to fight the dread elves that threaten this land. It falls to you and the rest of your band...
Thief *nudging the dwarf* Tell him our name.
Dwarf: Umm
Thief: Tell him. Tell him "We are The Goof Troop!"
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Tonight in ~What We Do in the Shadowsdark~
St. Orvo: You have fought well, I am saved but too weak to fight the dread elves that threaten this land. It falls to you and the rest of your band...
Thief *nudging the dwarf* Tell him our name.
Dwarf: Umm
Thief: Tell him. Tell him "We are The Goof Troop!"
St. Orvo: You have fought well, I am saved but too weak to fight the dread elves that threaten this land. It falls to you and the rest of your band...
Thief *nudging the dwarf* Tell him our name.
Dwarf: Umm
Thief: Tell him. Tell him "We are The Goof Troop!"
going to be a Real Fun Time next week when people find out just how racist some folks in my home state of Minnesota actually are.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
going to be a Real Fun Time next week when people find out just how racist some folks in my home state of Minnesota actually are.
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
Improv team names are a cherished running joke but this is a delightful roster out of Minneapolis
Seeing all the hilarious names for the new groups is always the highlight of the IAGG lottery
The roster for the spring 2026 season is here:
The roster for the spring 2026 season is here:
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Improv team names are a cherished running joke but this is a delightful roster out of Minneapolis
This feels like the cover of an 80s computer game where you turned the box over and the screenshot on the back was a glob of nine loosely-conjoined squares fighting a very skinny rectangle with some dots on one end.
This Les Edwards album cover for Stormkeep’s 'Tales Of Othertime' is from 2021
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This feels like the cover of an 80s computer game where you turned the box over and the screenshot on the back was a glob of nine loosely-conjoined squares fighting a very skinny rectangle with some dots on one end.
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The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
The "Alt National Park Service:" On Plagiarism, Part 1
The first in a three-part series.
jjoycelynch.substack.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Alt National Park Service has spent months stealing from journalists, directly plagiarizing the work of others more than a hundred times.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
With more than 4.3 million followers on Facebook and nearly 900k here on Bluesky, they've built a massive following on theft.
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Last push for my print store before Christmas.
Spaceships, robots, tentacled islands, lovecraftian lighthouses…
#ArtPrints #Christmas #MadeByHumans
www.inprnt.com/gallery/this...
Spaceships, robots, tentacled islands, lovecraftian lighthouses…
#ArtPrints #Christmas #MadeByHumans
www.inprnt.com/gallery/this...
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Last push for my print store before Christmas.
Spaceships, robots, tentacled islands, lovecraftian lighthouses…
#ArtPrints #Christmas #MadeByHumans
www.inprnt.com/gallery/this...
Spaceships, robots, tentacled islands, lovecraftian lighthouses…
#ArtPrints #Christmas #MadeByHumans
www.inprnt.com/gallery/this...
Man, every year it feels like my chances of making Forbes 30-Under-30 list keep going down...
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Man, every year it feels like my chances of making Forbes 30-Under-30 list keep going down...
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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The W&W process is where our collective strength begins. Whether it's provisions that concern stunt and safety or diversity, every improvement starts with member input. Join us on Thursday, Dec. 4! More info/RSVP below.
Stunt & Safety: https://ow.ly/HhhU50XAkN0
Diversity: https://ow.ly/ygpm50XAkMR
Stunt & Safety: https://ow.ly/HhhU50XAkN0
Diversity: https://ow.ly/ygpm50XAkMR
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The W&W process is where our collective strength begins. Whether it's provisions that concern stunt and safety or diversity, every improvement starts with member input. Join us on Thursday, Dec. 4! More info/RSVP below.
Stunt & Safety: https://ow.ly/HhhU50XAkN0
Diversity: https://ow.ly/ygpm50XAkMR
Stunt & Safety: https://ow.ly/HhhU50XAkN0
Diversity: https://ow.ly/ygpm50XAkMR
I want to go there.
IMINT #677 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Blessed 5G
2. Tiny Squids
3. Frozen Pizzas
1. Blessed 5G
2. Tiny Squids
3. Frozen Pizzas
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I want to go there.
I call my fists Statler and Waldorf because they're bare
...barely putting up with this meme!
...barely putting up with this meme!
two muppets are sitting on a balcony in a dark room
Alt: Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show doing a little jig in their balcony
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I call my fists Statler and Waldorf because they're bare
...barely putting up with this meme!
...barely putting up with this meme!
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“For years they said it would never happen and it fucking is. [They’re] facing everything from stalling at the bargaining table to mass firings, and deciding that it's worth it for a shot at real agency in shaping their working conditions”
@selmaleh.bsky.social
postgame.substack.com/p/18-reasons...
@selmaleh.bsky.social
postgame.substack.com/p/18-reasons...
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“For years they said it would never happen and it fucking is. [They’re] facing everything from stalling at the bargaining table to mass firings, and deciding that it's worth it for a shot at real agency in shaping their working conditions”
@selmaleh.bsky.social
postgame.substack.com/p/18-reasons...
@selmaleh.bsky.social
postgame.substack.com/p/18-reasons...
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
It's small and probably futile but
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's small and probably futile but
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
My wife is listening to a 1996 episode of Coast-to-Coast where Art Bell is diligently caping for Pat Buchanan and it really makes me wonder (assuming he lived this long) if modern right-wing grifter culture would have made Art reconsider some of his positions or transformed him into a real monster.
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My wife is listening to a 1996 episode of Coast-to-Coast where Art Bell is diligently caping for Pat Buchanan and it really makes me wonder (assuming he lived this long) if modern right-wing grifter culture would have made Art reconsider some of his positions or transformed him into a real monster.
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This is lore-accurate. Clerics are only proficient with bludgeoning weapons.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is lore-accurate. Clerics are only proficient with bludgeoning weapons.