Tom Lommel
@tomlommel.com
Actor and tabletop RPG nerd, the order depends upon the week. I handle marketing for Evil Hat Productions. Currently playing a long game to get cast as Ned Flanders in the live action Simpsons movie.
www.tomlommel.com
www.tomlommel.com
I don't think the Dems have the stomach for it but as a matter of law, AFAIK a pardon does not spare you from The Hague.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I don't think the Dems have the stomach for it but as a matter of law, AFAIK a pardon does not spare you from The Hague.
You can just make a trip to Michaels, we're not fooled by these ginned up excuses Sean. 😜
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You can just make a trip to Michaels, we're not fooled by these ginned up excuses Sean. 😜
If you sweat it out before it even has a chance to pass through your kidneys, I say why bother
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you sweat it out before it even has a chance to pass through your kidneys, I say why bother
If a celeb wants to upload their syllables into the digital teletyper so their family can make money when they're gone, I guess that's their right. If a celeb wants to help destroy fans' lives by onboarding them into a spiral of gambling... I don't see an upside.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If a celeb wants to upload their syllables into the digital teletyper so their family can make money when they're gone, I guess that's their right. If a celeb wants to help destroy fans' lives by onboarding them into a spiral of gambling... I don't see an upside.
Sean what I'm hearing here is that you don't see me in your mentions enough and somehow I'm not sure how that's true.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sean what I'm hearing here is that you don't see me in your mentions enough and somehow I'm not sure how that's true.
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Monsters *whispering* "OK ok keep it down. Now we just wait til he's asleep and then we crack the closet door here and start some real shit."
Monsters *whispering* "OK ok keep it down. Now we just wait til he's asleep and then we crack the closet door here and start some real shit."
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
CUT TO:
Monsters *whispering* "OK ok keep it down. Now we just wait til he's asleep and then we crack the closet door here and start some real shit."
Monsters *whispering* "OK ok keep it down. Now we just wait til he's asleep and then we crack the closet door here and start some real shit."
The Miranda Sensorex? That cracked the IRS dbase? I always thought that was a dude.
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Miranda Sensorex? That cracked the IRS dbase? I always thought that was a dude.
Chess should be a co-op game where you both fight a large piece (Godzilla) randomly placed in the middle.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Chess should be a co-op game where you both fight a large piece (Godzilla) randomly placed in the middle.