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Dispatch #0707 from Topaz 3 (ACCM)
1. Wall of Tomes
2. Doomscrolling Bog
1. Wall of Tomes
2. Doomscrolling Bog
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dispatch #0707 from Topaz 3 (ACCM)
1. Wall of Tomes
2. Doomscrolling Bog
1. Wall of Tomes
2. Doomscrolling Bog
IMINT #329 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI)
1. Antique Science
2. Wall of Squids
1. Antique Science
2. Wall of Squids
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
IMINT #329 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI)
1. Antique Science
2. Wall of Squids
1. Antique Science
2. Wall of Squids
Manifest #6780 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Divine Bodily Remains
2. Unstable Well of Boomboxes
1. Divine Bodily Remains
2. Unstable Well of Boomboxes
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Manifest #6780 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Divine Bodily Remains
2. Unstable Well of Boomboxes
1. Divine Bodily Remains
2. Unstable Well of Boomboxes
MASINT #1832 from Zuma (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Famous Zombies
2. Maw of Wormholes
1. Famous Zombies
2. Maw of Wormholes
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
MASINT #1832 from Zuma (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Famous Zombies
2. Maw of Wormholes
1. Famous Zombies
2. Maw of Wormholes
SIGINT #326 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Lone Fire
2. Baby Teeth Fueling Station
3. Purple Capitalism
1. Lone Fire
2. Baby Teeth Fueling Station
3. Purple Capitalism
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
SIGINT #326 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Lone Fire
2. Baby Teeth Fueling Station
3. Purple Capitalism
1. Lone Fire
2. Baby Teeth Fueling Station
3. Purple Capitalism
Transmission #9816 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Stained Glass Echoes
2. Parade of Mud
1. Stained Glass Echoes
2. Parade of Mud
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Transmission #9816 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Stained Glass Echoes
2. Parade of Mud
1. Stained Glass Echoes
2. Parade of Mud
MASINT #0437 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM)
1. Ancient Space
2. Gothic Paper
3. Oblique Distortion
1. Ancient Space
2. Gothic Paper
3. Oblique Distortion
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MASINT #0437 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM)
1. Ancient Space
2. Gothic Paper
3. Oblique Distortion
1. Ancient Space
2. Gothic Paper
3. Oblique Distortion
IMINT #9514 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Parisian Shit
2. Evil Bathyspheres
1. Parisian Shit
2. Evil Bathyspheres
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
IMINT #9514 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Parisian Shit
2. Evil Bathyspheres
1. Parisian Shit
2. Evil Bathyspheres
Manifest #5327 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE)
1. 12th century CE Radon
2. Omniscient Yurts
1. 12th century CE Radon
2. Omniscient Yurts
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Manifest #5327 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE)
1. 12th century CE Radon
2. Omniscient Yurts
1. 12th century CE Radon
2. Omniscient Yurts
SIGINT #46088 from NROL-111 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Malevolent Center
2. Tugboat Meadow
1. Malevolent Center
2. Tugboat Meadow
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
SIGINT #46088 from NROL-111 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Malevolent Center
2. Tugboat Meadow
1. Malevolent Center
2. Tugboat Meadow
Transmission #3831 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Eldritch Energy Pillars
2. Infinite Idols
1. Eldritch Energy Pillars
2. Infinite Idols
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Transmission #3831 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL)
1. Eldritch Energy Pillars
2. Infinite Idols
1. Eldritch Energy Pillars
2. Infinite Idols
SIGINT #44105 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Convoys of Textbooks
2. Beautiful Radon
3. Black Hole of Doomscrolling
1. Convoys of Textbooks
2. Beautiful Radon
3. Black Hole of Doomscrolling
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
SIGINT #44105 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Convoys of Textbooks
2. Beautiful Radon
3. Black Hole of Doomscrolling
1. Convoys of Textbooks
2. Beautiful Radon
3. Black Hole of Doomscrolling
SIGINT #7310 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Dancers
1. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Dancers
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
SIGINT #7310 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)
1. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Dancers
1. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Dancers
Update #164 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Unbearable Snowmen Conference
2. Legendary Warehouse of Airships
3. God Yard
1. Unbearable Snowmen Conference
2. Legendary Warehouse of Airships
3. God Yard
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Update #164 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Unbearable Snowmen Conference
2. Legendary Warehouse of Airships
3. God Yard
1. Unbearable Snowmen Conference
2. Legendary Warehouse of Airships
3. God Yard
Manifest #5181 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI)
1. Beautiful Fog
2. Viral Sanctuary
3. L'IL DeLoreans
1. Beautiful Fog
2. Viral Sanctuary
3. L'IL DeLoreans
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Manifest #5181 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI)
1. Beautiful Fog
2. Viral Sanctuary
3. L'IL DeLoreans
1. Beautiful Fog
2. Viral Sanctuary
3. L'IL DeLoreans
Manifest #40159 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Ectoplasmic Den of Hyperobjects
2. Unknown Moose Cartel
3. Abattoir of Crimson Noise
1. Ectoplasmic Den of Hyperobjects
2. Unknown Moose Cartel
3. Abattoir of Crimson Noise
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Manifest #40159 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Ectoplasmic Den of Hyperobjects
2. Unknown Moose Cartel
3. Abattoir of Crimson Noise
1. Ectoplasmic Den of Hyperobjects
2. Unknown Moose Cartel
3. Abattoir of Crimson Noise
Dispatch #435 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Alien Diadems
2. Parade of Cybertruck Bonesaws
3. Molten Supply Chain
1. Alien Diadems
2. Parade of Cybertruck Bonesaws
3. Molten Supply Chain
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dispatch #435 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Alien Diadems
2. Parade of Cybertruck Bonesaws
3. Molten Supply Chain
1. Alien Diadems
2. Parade of Cybertruck Bonesaws
3. Molten Supply Chain
IMINT #9696 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Vault of Wormholes
2. Fastness of Epstein Files
3. Pit of Ants
1. Vault of Wormholes
2. Fastness of Epstein Files
3. Pit of Ants
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
IMINT #9696 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Vault of Wormholes
2. Fastness of Epstein Files
3. Pit of Ants
1. Vault of Wormholes
2. Fastness of Epstein Files
3. Pit of Ants
Dispatch #5820 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Bodily Remains Palisade
2. Mausoleum of Squids
3. Moat of Webkinz
1. Bodily Remains Palisade
2. Mausoleum of Squids
3. Moat of Webkinz
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Dispatch #5820 from RASR-2 (ACCM)
1. Bodily Remains Palisade
2. Mausoleum of Squids
3. Moat of Webkinz
1. Bodily Remains Palisade
2. Mausoleum of Squids
3. Moat of Webkinz
Transmission #439 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)
1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Transmission #439 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)
1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
IMINT #045 from Topaz 3 (USAP)
1. Lost Plastic
2. Field of Oneiric Peanuts
1. Lost Plastic
2. Field of Oneiric Peanuts
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
IMINT #045 from Topaz 3 (USAP)
1. Lost Plastic
2. Field of Oneiric Peanuts
1. Lost Plastic
2. Field of Oneiric Peanuts
Transmission #991 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Mausoleum of Nature
2. Norse Circuses
1. Mausoleum of Nature
2. Norse Circuses
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Transmission #991 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Mausoleum of Nature
2. Norse Circuses
1. Mausoleum of Nature
2. Norse Circuses
MASINT #0002 from RASR-2 (USAP)
1. Great Darkness
2. Alien Comet Terminal
1. Great Darkness
2. Alien Comet Terminal
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MASINT #0002 from RASR-2 (USAP)
1. Great Darkness
2. Alien Comet Terminal
1. Great Darkness
2. Alien Comet Terminal
SIGINT #95258 from NROL-111 (TS/SCI)
1. Tunisian Salmon
2. Staircase of Assassins
1. Tunisian Salmon
2. Staircase of Assassins
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
SIGINT #95258 from NROL-111 (TS/SCI)
1. Tunisian Salmon
2. Staircase of Assassins
1. Tunisian Salmon
2. Staircase of Assassins
Manifest #81340 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Apocryphal Sickos Area
2. Legendary Energy
3. Secret Swarms of Karma
1. Apocryphal Sickos Area
2. Legendary Energy
3. Secret Swarms of Karma
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Manifest #81340 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Apocryphal Sickos Area
2. Legendary Energy
3. Secret Swarms of Karma
1. Apocryphal Sickos Area
2. Legendary Energy
3. Secret Swarms of Karma