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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼
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Remembering this gem from @jarjarfan69.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Remembering this gem from @jarjarfan69.bsky.social
I think it would be cool if I could just make my entire head suddenly grow for no reason.
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think it would be cool if I could just make my entire head suddenly grow for no reason.
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
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the nurse forgot to check on grandpa again
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the nurse forgot to check on grandpa again
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Posting about Posting is both embarrassing & vegetables but if you’re thinking about What [Your] Posts All Mean I cannot relate. I like goofing off with my friends, I’m not interested in becoming a guy interrupting his dinner out to film an emergency TikTok about Marge Green
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Posting about Posting is both embarrassing & vegetables but if you’re thinking about What [Your] Posts All Mean I cannot relate. I like goofing off with my friends, I’m not interested in becoming a guy interrupting his dinner out to film an emergency TikTok about Marge Green
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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Machop has top surgery scars
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Machop has top surgery scars
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whole lotta “time theft tuesday” posters suddenly acting like its a crime to suck shit at your job 🙄
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
whole lotta “time theft tuesday” posters suddenly acting like its a crime to suck shit at your job 🙄
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In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System https://theonion.com/in-n-out-removes-67-from-ordering-system/
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In-N-Out Removes ‘67’ From Ordering System https://theonion.com/in-n-out-removes-67-from-ordering-system/
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December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The Beach Boys is inherently podcaster.
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The Beach Boys is inherently podcaster.
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“Commercial breaks were largely filled with spots from direct-response advertisers, including the dietary supplement SuperBeets.
“Viewers of of the telecast on WCBS, the CBS flagship in New York, saw a commercial for Chia Pet, the terra-cotta figure that sprouts plant life after a few weeks.”
“Viewers of of the telecast on WCBS, the CBS flagship in New York, saw a commercial for Chia Pet, the terra-cotta figure that sprouts plant life after a few weeks.”
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Commercial breaks were largely filled with spots from direct-response advertisers, including the dietary supplement SuperBeets.
“Viewers of of the telecast on WCBS, the CBS flagship in New York, saw a commercial for Chia Pet, the terra-cotta figure that sprouts plant life after a few weeks.”
“Viewers of of the telecast on WCBS, the CBS flagship in New York, saw a commercial for Chia Pet, the terra-cotta figure that sprouts plant life after a few weeks.”
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I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
I just had a dream where I saw a video that claimed the numbers from “a certain popular TV show from the ‘00s” might actually contain the secrets of the universe, and “you should be picturing them in your head right now”.
I’ve never even seen Lost. So I guess I’m screwed.
I’ve never even seen Lost. So I guess I’m screwed.
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I just had a dream where I saw a video that claimed the numbers from “a certain popular TV show from the ‘00s” might actually contain the secrets of the universe, and “you should be picturing them in your head right now”.
I’ve never even seen Lost. So I guess I’m screwed.
I’ve never even seen Lost. So I guess I’m screwed.
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that reminds me, i need a mailing address for your x-mas gift
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
that reminds me, i need a mailing address for your x-mas gift
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looking great, sir
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
looking great, sir
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But this opens so many possibilities
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
But this opens so many possibilities
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When I say “I’m logging off for the day” this is what I mean
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When I say “I’m logging off for the day” this is what I mean
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Some of the new things your dick is going to do in your life are not going to be what you’re expecting. It’s going to do it a different way, with different people, in different circumstances. Stay open.
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Some of the new things your dick is going to do in your life are not going to be what you’re expecting. It’s going to do it a different way, with different people, in different circumstances. Stay open.
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Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?