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@tinysodacans.bsky.social
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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼

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I was watching a clip of that thing for some reason, and Bluesky glitched out and this happened:
A freeze frame of Donald Trump mid-sentence where he appears to be frowning like his mom told him he can’t have any more ice cream. Also, for some reason it fills up my entire screen, which happens to be vertical, meaning that Trump is framed perfectly.
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Watermarked photo of a cabbage head by Yevgen Romanenko from Getty Images.
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I mean, this guy kinda sucks in general.
Tweet from Shady Doorags that says: “Alright, I guess it's ONCE AGAIN time to address this. Ever since I went full time in 2021, I've been open about my politics. One of the first things I did after going full time was make a livestream putting a good chunk of it out there for the public to see. (Not all of it because everyone should keep some privacy, even public figures.) I do this because I know that for some people, this is a deal breaker that will mean they won't want to engage with me or with my content and I'm not trying to fool anyone. As a cartoon reviewer, I exist in a mostly left leaning space, so it can be pretty jarring when people find out that I have right leaning political opinions. I've made it very clear that I identify as conservative (though some have said I'm more of a liberal) who doesn't support many left fueled movements or philosophies like BLM, Affirmative Action, Planned Parenthood, etc, and included in that is gender ideology. I don't used preferred pronouns and I believe transitioning is ultimately a lie people are telling themselves and society that does way more harm than it does good. While I don't go out of my way to make my videos political as doing so can be isolating to anyone who disagrees with me, my politics do show in my work. Sometimes I even have videos with a specific political topic.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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“I’ll run over a billion children before I let Elon Musk die!”
Mr. Waternoose telling Sulley that he’ll kidnap a thousand children before he lets Monsters, Inc. die.
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I think I might need to expand my musical horizons again next year.
My top artists of 2025 on Apple Music. Number one is Twenty One Pilots, with 25,090 minutes, while in a distant second place is Clover County, with 1,373 minutes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I’m financially responsible!
LEGO Enterprise-D box.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Yeah, uh, I disagree.
Great Room
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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This is what you look like when you long honk:
Adobe (🖕🏼) stock photo of two geese, one of whom is stretching its neck out straight in the air.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Is this Wife 2.0?
Post right above the one I’m replying to from It’s Abby. Yep. that says “In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes”.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Cookie.
That’s right, cookie. Not cookies, cookie. A big bag with one cookie in it. (From Everybody Hates Chris.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Cockroach eating a little Krabby Patty.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Peter Griffin saying, “Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!” to Glenn Quagmire, except Quagmire’s head has been replaced by the teddy bear’s.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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wow
Green stick figure whose head looks like it says “wow”.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I know this is from a chain restaurant and you can get it anywhere, but fuck it, it started in Cheyenne.

(I will concede that we have no culture.)
An ad for 2 for $5 meat and potatoes burritos at Taco John’s.
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Bag of Barnum’s Animals crackers featuring Sulley and Mike running away from the animals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Crayola out here asking the important questions.
Crayola Goo display box that says, “What’s in Your GOO!?”
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I guess my Halloween costume for next year is sorted.
Plastic bag covering a urinal. The bag is full of pee.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Makes sense. A frightened human is much easier to control than a frightened horse.

Also, someone got a tattoo of it?
Tattoo of the Horsey Horseless by Sara Mortier (@sara.mort.tattoo on Instagram).
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Me when a new version of software comes out and I’m stuck using the old one because my hardware is old:
An old monitor where the phrase “please wait” is visibly burned in while it is turned off.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Guys, should I get the Wyoming Nirvana shirt?
Nirvana smile logo shirt, but the word “Nirvana” is replaced with “Wyoming” and the eyes are replaced with the Bucking Horse and Rider.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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My brain when I’m supposed to get up in the morning and take a shower:
Screenshot of the “do nothing forever” attack.
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I remember this gem in particular.
Book called Canadian Federal Election, 1867. It has a photo of the American flag and a badge proudly proclaiming, “High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles!”
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Just looked through all my galleries and picked what I thought was the funniest one.
Gallery called Twitter, with 1,472(!) photos. The cover photo is a picture of a sign that says, “The N Word Is NEIGHBOR Try Being One… It Makes You Feel Good!” There’s also a thin blue line sticker on it that just says, “THANK YOU”.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Squidward holding out his tentacle from behind curtains.
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM