Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
Same weird forester/forest ecologist/occasional essayist you knew from Twitter. Just a big damn squirrel specializing in regenerative forestry practices and encouraging old growth character
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
Known by some as "Gandalf" and "That God Damned Tree Wizard"
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Timberdoodle
@timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
a group of knights are standing in a dark room
ALT: a group of knights are standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
Be forewarned, I am deeply unserious about a great many things.
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CEO of We Make Stuff Corp:
“We have just about eliminated labor costs. My stock options are flying! My neighbors are soooo jealous!”
Later:
“Wait, how come nobody‘s buying our stock? What? Well then how come nobody‘s buying our stuff? Buh?”
Later: (Jumps out highrise window like it’s 1929)
“We have just about eliminated labor costs. My stock options are flying! My neighbors are soooo jealous!”
Later:
“Wait, how come nobody‘s buying our stock? What? Well then how come nobody‘s buying our stuff? Buh?”
Later: (Jumps out highrise window like it’s 1929)
"Homelessness today isn't just the person sleeping outside a Walmart. It's often the cashier or worker stocking the shelves inside."
I joined @pbsnews.org to talk about There Is No Place for Us and the staggering rise of the "working homeless":
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
I joined @pbsnews.org to talk about There Is No Place for Us and the staggering rise of the "working homeless":
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
CEO of We Make Stuff Corp:
“We have just about eliminated labor costs. My stock options are flying! My neighbors are soooo jealous!”
Later:
“Wait, how come nobody‘s buying our stock? What? Well then how come nobody‘s buying our stuff? Buh?”
Later: (Jumps out highrise window like it’s 1929)
“We have just about eliminated labor costs. My stock options are flying! My neighbors are soooo jealous!”
Later:
“Wait, how come nobody‘s buying our stock? What? Well then how come nobody‘s buying our stuff? Buh?”
Later: (Jumps out highrise window like it’s 1929)
lol my brother built me a Mesh for Christmas and holy crap look at all the mesh devices I've picked up
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
lol my brother built me a Mesh for Christmas and holy crap look at all the mesh devices I've picked up
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A social media post from tRump’s Department of Labor was flagged Saturday by internet sleuths for its apparent “Nazi dog whistles,” including a potential reference to the Confederacy and its questionable font choice
www.rawstory.com/dog-whistle/
www.rawstory.com/dog-whistle/
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A social media post from tRump’s Department of Labor was flagged Saturday by internet sleuths for its apparent “Nazi dog whistles,” including a potential reference to the Confederacy and its questionable font choice
www.rawstory.com/dog-whistle/
www.rawstory.com/dog-whistle/
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Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
[email protected]
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
[email protected]
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
[email protected]
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
[email protected]
So easy to fall in love with that face ⬇️😍 MELIA will thrive with the right person & Training.
3.5 years old, 50 lbs, a low traffic adult only home with no dogs. She enjoys going for walks.
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Finally, the Catholicism I remember from 12 years of Catholic school
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Finally, the Catholicism I remember from 12 years of Catholic school
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
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Why is every journalist a suck-up now. Bring back weasel-faced little bastards who hate everyone
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Why is every journalist a suck-up now. Bring back weasel-faced little bastards who hate everyone
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I can’t reiterate enough how god awful hunting culture is in Massachusetts. Unethical and dangerous. The only people worse than the rabid anti-hunters are the hunters themselves whose behavior and techniques would disgust a Texan.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
And as a result the woods are filled to overflowing with people NOT doing the right thing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I can’t reiterate enough how god awful hunting culture is in Massachusetts. Unethical and dangerous. The only people worse than the rabid anti-hunters are the hunters themselves whose behavior and techniques would disgust a Texan.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
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Northwestern and Columbia being famous for journalism and bending over for Trump seems a little too on the nose these days
This is the second largest payout from a private university to the Trump admin yet, second only to Columbia’s $200m
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Northwestern and Columbia being famous for journalism and bending over for Trump seems a little too on the nose these days
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Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Indiana Senate Republican Greg Walker “said he would have reported the alleged violation to federal authorities “if I thought that there was anyone of integrity in Washington that would follow through on my accusation ..”
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Indiana Senate Republican Greg Walker “said he would have reported the alleged violation to federal authorities “if I thought that there was anyone of integrity in Washington that would follow through on my accusation ..”
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
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Good girl wants a fireplace and snacks
Rumble 🐾
Adult female German Shepherd Dog
Adoptable from Associated Humane Societies (Newark, NJ)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/rumble-79704931/nj/newark/associated-humane-societies-nj01/
Adult female German Shepherd Dog
Adoptable from Associated Humane Societies (Newark, NJ)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/rumble-79704931/nj/newark/associated-humane-societies-nj01/
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Good girl wants a fireplace and snacks
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Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.
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And just to be 100% clear it is explicitly forbidden in Article 23(d) of the 1907 Hague Convention IV, itself incorporated into domestic law via 18 USC 2441(c)(2). It is a directly enumerated war crime, and giving or acting on that order is prosecutable domestically.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And just to be 100% clear it is explicitly forbidden in Article 23(d) of the 1907 Hague Convention IV, itself incorporated into domestic law via 18 USC 2441(c)(2). It is a directly enumerated war crime, and giving or acting on that order is prosecutable domestically.
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29 November 1904 | A Dutch Jew, Salomon Hartog, was born in Amsterdam.
He was deported to #Auschwitz. He perished in the camp on 24 August 1942.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
He was deported to #Auschwitz. He perished in the camp on 24 August 1942.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
29 November 1904 | A Dutch Jew, Salomon Hartog, was born in Amsterdam.
He was deported to #Auschwitz. He perished in the camp on 24 August 1942.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
He was deported to #Auschwitz. He perished in the camp on 24 August 1942.
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Learn about the fate of Jews deported from the German-occupied Netherlands to Auschwitz: http://lekcja.auschwitz.org/32_en/
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I’m so happy to say that after being in our rescue for 11 months, both being adopted then returned when their first homes weren’t the right fit, then bonding strongly with each other here in Casa Crits, Satsuma and Chicory are being adopted together at last!! They’ll be going on a huge adventure!
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m so happy to say that after being in our rescue for 11 months, both being adopted then returned when their first homes weren’t the right fit, then bonding strongly with each other here in Casa Crits, Satsuma and Chicory are being adopted together at last!! They’ll be going on a huge adventure!
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To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
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So I'm pretty sure a three star knows that an order to strike alleged combatants who are hors de combat is facially illegal, in case anyone's still having any hangups on whether Bradley needs to be in the dock after this
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So I'm pretty sure a three star knows that an order to strike alleged combatants who are hors de combat is facially illegal, in case anyone's still having any hangups on whether Bradley needs to be in the dock after this
Dogs!!
Elias and Susitna.
(Su is the dog I found in the woods in 2024)
Elias and Susitna.
(Su is the dog I found in the woods in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dogs!!
Elias and Susitna.
(Su is the dog I found in the woods in 2024)
Elias and Susitna.
(Su is the dog I found in the woods in 2024)
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Bonsai Forest Friday...Hand held edition.
Kahikatea
🇳🇿🌱
Kahikatea
🇳🇿🌱
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Bonsai Forest Friday...Hand held edition.
Kahikatea
🇳🇿🌱
Kahikatea
🇳🇿🌱
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Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
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He’s literally just some guy, that’s the whole point of having a president and not a king. You can tell him to get bent and all he can do is sputter.
I can’t believe people in the room don’t push back. It doesn’t matter if he’s the president, part of holding him accountable is standing up to his bullying— especially if he’s doing it right in front of your face
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He’s literally just some guy, that’s the whole point of having a president and not a king. You can tell him to get bent and all he can do is sputter.
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"Just another $100M in VC runway and I would have touched the sky"
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"Just another $100M in VC runway and I would have touched the sky"