Jeremy Hammett
@jeremyhammett.bsky.social
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Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io
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Lemme get straight to the nut cutting. If they’re so goddamned good at protesting how come their 2020 Portland uprising didn’t do shit but get a shit ton of people hurt and scare the fuck out of my grandmother?
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“Why You’re Protesting Wrong” a 30 part thread by an internet podcaster whose sole claim to fame was getting brained by a Proud Boy in Berkeley 8 years ago is the absolute dumbest type of fucking post.
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My pet theory is he knows he’s way out of his depth but he has no idea how to get out of it so he’s just chronically panicked and flailing.
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Yea almost dying of Crohn’s during peak Delta while living a full days drive away from the nearest relative was a gold plated bitch.
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And the real motherfucker is MOST of us here are doing the right thing. I mask when I’m sick. We keep our kid out of school. We took vaccines and boosters religiously. Hell I cut out family just to have some internet weirdos brand us monsters because we don’t want to live like it’s March 2020
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We live 2000 miles away from our closest family with a preschool kid and no one to help. If one of us got sick we’d be fucked

THEN I got diagnosed with Crohn’s during the Delta Wave.

We suffered during the height of the pandemic and I don’t appreciate folks making me out to be a monster now.
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Chunky babies are great but kid who smiles and makes faces is better
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Haven’t read the piece yet but this is one of my dreams that I know would immediately become a nightmare.
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I was blocking til my finger got tired on someone else’s post about this subject yesterday. I’m willing to listen to debate but I’ll be goddamned if I listen to anyone who leads with an insult and oof, lotta folks opening with name calling
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I’ll be lurking for just that reason.

Love to have spent a year alone just to have random internet strangers tell me I’m a Covid denier because I only mask when I’m sick now, four years after my first vaccine dose.
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You’re not wrong but I wouldn’t have touched on this topic with a ten foot pole on Bluesky dot com.
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What I’m gonna have to do is record myself telling the damn story then transcribe it but I don’t wanna. Feels weird to try and tell the damn story to myself.
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I’m in a dry spell with words and I hate it.

I always hate it. This shit sucks. I don’t want AI I want something other than my fingers that will take the words from my brain to my laptop
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Like yea, there are very real problems in Hawaii.

We got fucking shot at when we trained in Makua Valley because locals wanted the land back from the Army.

But this dick isn’t the guy to get paid to write about it.
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One of the things this dick flatly refuses to recognize is POVERTY! The native people on Oahu have a lot less money than he does. They’re not world travelers because it’s fucking insanely expensive to travel from Oahu. Hell it’s insanely expensive to LIVE on Oahu.
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This author though thinks he can get inter library loans from a university library where he is neither student nor staff because they stock his books and yea I think maybe the problems his ego not the Hawaiian people.
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I lived in Hawaii for 3 years and while there were certainly struggles between locals and us Haole it was pretty easily navigated by avoiding illegal narcotics and not being a giant prick.
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The reason I read this article is because someone else posted it and pointed out the author seems like a real prick. I tried but can’t find the post to repost.

Just wanted to say if someone wants to pay me to go to Hawaii I can do this better cheaper.

www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/paul-...
Paul Theroux’s Quest to Define Hawaii
For this renowned travel writer, no place has proved harder to decipher than his home for the past 22 years
www.smithsonianmag.com
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I mean I hope he cancels it because fuck all that traffic man.
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Fuckin Trump out here talking about Massachusetts crime and LOL this white bread ass state ain’t got no fuckin crime.
A screen shot of a Facebook post.  It reads:

WCVB Channel 5 Boston 

President Donald Trump suggested Tuesday that he could pull 2026 World Cup games from Gillette Stadiu... See more

'UNSAFE CONDITIONS'
TRUMP SUGGESTS PULLING WORLD CUP GAMES FROM
FOXBOROUGH
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The dude who put up a “Democrats hate America” sign in Foxboro must’ve had an angry conversation with his wife because it was gone within 48hrs
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I’m not adverse to that but I gotta cook supper and bedtime and then I’m supposed to write a 1200 word rough draft tonight so…
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Saw a hand written “Remember Charlie Kirk!” Sign hanging on a telephone pole in Brockton today. Folks really lost their minds over that dude.