Jeremy Hammett
@jeremyhammett.bsky.social
Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io
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In honor of this weekends unending discourse lemme dust off the first real thing I wrote for my blog.
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So uh…
I picked one of those YouTube videos and it randomly turned out to be the week that Alan Jackson’s “Someday” was number one and I think I might die of nostalgia poisoning.
I have lore with that song.
I picked one of those YouTube videos and it randomly turned out to be the week that Alan Jackson’s “Someday” was number one and I think I might die of nostalgia poisoning.
I have lore with that song.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So uh…
I picked one of those YouTube videos and it randomly turned out to be the week that Alan Jackson’s “Someday” was number one and I think I might die of nostalgia poisoning.
I have lore with that song.
I picked one of those YouTube videos and it randomly turned out to be the week that Alan Jackson’s “Someday” was number one and I think I might die of nostalgia poisoning.
I have lore with that song.
There’s an Instagram that just plays old clips of American Country Countdown in the cab of a vintage Chevy pick up.
Turns out they have entire old episodes of American Country Countdown on YouTube.
Turns out they have entire old episodes of American Country Countdown on YouTube.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There’s an Instagram that just plays old clips of American Country Countdown in the cab of a vintage Chevy pick up.
Turns out they have entire old episodes of American Country Countdown on YouTube.
Turns out they have entire old episodes of American Country Countdown on YouTube.
I’m gonna start an obscure conspiracy theory that Vern Gosdin and Jake the Snake Roberts are the same guy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m gonna start an obscure conspiracy theory that Vern Gosdin and Jake the Snake Roberts are the same guy.
Y’all remember when TNN was The Nashville Network and they had like talk shows that interviewed Buck Owens and shit or did I just hallucinate that?
They’d show music videos in the mornings with VJs but unlike MTV the VJs were middle aged and dressed for Sunday School.
They’d show music videos in the mornings with VJs but unlike MTV the VJs were middle aged and dressed for Sunday School.
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Y’all remember when TNN was The Nashville Network and they had like talk shows that interviewed Buck Owens and shit or did I just hallucinate that?
They’d show music videos in the mornings with VJs but unlike MTV the VJs were middle aged and dressed for Sunday School.
They’d show music videos in the mornings with VJs but unlike MTV the VJs were middle aged and dressed for Sunday School.
One of the reasons I need some of y’all to contribute a story to my proposed barracks anthology is because there are people on this very website who think the military should build housing.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One of the reasons I need some of y’all to contribute a story to my proposed barracks anthology is because there are people on this very website who think the military should build housing.
Y’all gotta admit Argentinian Tankies are at least a new and unique group to argue with on Bluesky Dot Com.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Y’all gotta admit Argentinian Tankies are at least a new and unique group to argue with on Bluesky Dot Com.
Pretty sure this is in the Bible.
If you call me and don't tell me I'm on speaker phone, I'm not responsible for what your mother-in-law hears me say.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pretty sure this is in the Bible.
Guess I’ll go ahead and do the disclaimer now since I’m sitting on my butt…
I’m a meat eater and a hunter. It’s hunting season. I’m going to talk about hunting in the coming days. I will not post photos of dead animals but if I’m lucky and I fill a tag I will post some venison dishes.
I’m a meat eater and a hunter. It’s hunting season. I’m going to talk about hunting in the coming days. I will not post photos of dead animals but if I’m lucky and I fill a tag I will post some venison dishes.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Guess I’ll go ahead and do the disclaimer now since I’m sitting on my butt…
I’m a meat eater and a hunter. It’s hunting season. I’m going to talk about hunting in the coming days. I will not post photos of dead animals but if I’m lucky and I fill a tag I will post some venison dishes.
I’m a meat eater and a hunter. It’s hunting season. I’m going to talk about hunting in the coming days. I will not post photos of dead animals but if I’m lucky and I fill a tag I will post some venison dishes.
Y’all gonna make “white people food” jokes and I’d just like to get ahead of it and remind everyone that I’m from Louisiana and my spice rack takes up an entire cabinet. In short, “not all white people…”
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Y’all gonna make “white people food” jokes and I’d just like to get ahead of it and remind everyone that I’m from Louisiana and my spice rack takes up an entire cabinet. In short, “not all white people…”
This mini-melt down brought to you by an attempt to print 4 black and white pages from a PDF downloaded off of a state website.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This mini-melt down brought to you by an attempt to print 4 black and white pages from a PDF downloaded off of a state website.
I can’t reiterate enough how god awful hunting culture is in Massachusetts. Unethical and dangerous. The only people worse than the rabid anti-hunters are the hunters themselves whose behavior and techniques would disgust a Texan.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
And as a result the woods are filled to overflowing with people NOT doing the right thing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I can’t reiterate enough how god awful hunting culture is in Massachusetts. Unethical and dangerous. The only people worse than the rabid anti-hunters are the hunters themselves whose behavior and techniques would disgust a Texan.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
Massachusetts is slowly killing my love of hunting and fishing.
I am religiously ethical about hunting and fishing licenses but the Massachusetts system sucks so fucking bad. I just want my goddamned license that I’ve already paid for but now I’m in printer hell.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I am religiously ethical about hunting and fishing licenses but the Massachusetts system sucks so fucking bad. I just want my goddamned license that I’ve already paid for but now I’m in printer hell.
It is always shocking and irritating how bad the state of Massachusetts is at internet things. Trying to print my hunting licenses right now and it’s shocking how bad the states website is compared to Louisiana.
COMPARED TO LOUISIANA!
COMPARED TO LOUISIANA!
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It is always shocking and irritating how bad the state of Massachusetts is at internet things. Trying to print my hunting licenses right now and it’s shocking how bad the states website is compared to Louisiana.
COMPARED TO LOUISIANA!
COMPARED TO LOUISIANA!
I have a high school diploma from a Louisiana public school and two semesters at a small commuter college and if you’re at a major state university and I can write a better essay than you…
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I have a high school diploma from a Louisiana public school and two semesters at a small commuter college and if you’re at a major state university and I can write a better essay than you…
If a phase three rookie police officer with a high school diploma turned this in as an offense report I’d make them rewrite it.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If a phase three rookie police officer with a high school diploma turned this in as an offense report I’d make them rewrite it.
If you need a fucking account to tell you how often you cuss on Bluesky you’re a rank amateur. Might as well be in Sunday School. How many posts do I have? That’s the number of times I’ve cussed.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you need a fucking account to tell you how often you cuss on Bluesky you’re a rank amateur. Might as well be in Sunday School. How many posts do I have? That’s the number of times I’ve cussed.
Gotta find something to do in real life because I keep running into academia discourse and I’m gonna say something eventually and it’s gonna get me in trouble.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gotta find something to do in real life because I keep running into academia discourse and I’m gonna say something eventually and it’s gonna get me in trouble.
Need to write some too but that’s impossible with everyone in the house. They all have offices somewhere else but guess who doesn’t have their own private space in this house? The radical feminist were right to fight back against the indignities of being a housewife because this shit sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Need to write some too but that’s impossible with everyone in the house. They all have offices somewhere else but guess who doesn’t have their own private space in this house? The radical feminist were right to fight back against the indignities of being a housewife because this shit sucks.
Trying to convince myself that if I go outside and start putting up Christmas lights the movement will warm me up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trying to convince myself that if I go outside and start putting up Christmas lights the movement will warm me up.
This would be my hell.
I do not understand why people choose to do this. Some people enjoy this and I find that way weirder than most sexual fetishes.
This is nightmare fuel for me. The images make me anxious.
I do not understand why people choose to do this. Some people enjoy this and I find that way weirder than most sexual fetishes.
This is nightmare fuel for me. The images make me anxious.
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This would be my hell.
I do not understand why people choose to do this. Some people enjoy this and I find that way weirder than most sexual fetishes.
This is nightmare fuel for me. The images make me anxious.
I do not understand why people choose to do this. Some people enjoy this and I find that way weirder than most sexual fetishes.
This is nightmare fuel for me. The images make me anxious.
It is an absolutely tragedy that I’m stuck in Massachusetts when I truly love Louisiana and all my shit ass kinfolk who’d be just as miserable and shitty anywhere get to stay in Louisiana.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It is an absolutely tragedy that I’m stuck in Massachusetts when I truly love Louisiana and all my shit ass kinfolk who’d be just as miserable and shitty anywhere get to stay in Louisiana.
You know what’s fun about living in a “small farming community” in an absolutely not at all racist blue state is the fact that the closest mall closes down the interstate every year on Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You know what’s fun about living in a “small farming community” in an absolutely not at all racist blue state is the fact that the closest mall closes down the interstate every year on Black Friday.
Waiting for the rice to cook and I’ve got nothing to do so why not confess another sin.
I genuinely like Old Crow Medicine Shows “Wagon wheel”
I genuinely like Old Crow Medicine Shows “Wagon wheel”
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Waiting for the rice to cook and I’ve got nothing to do so why not confess another sin.
I genuinely like Old Crow Medicine Shows “Wagon wheel”
I genuinely like Old Crow Medicine Shows “Wagon wheel”
Anyone else noticing the Vet Bro Facebook pages getting squirrely about Pete Hesgeths leadership?
The comments in this thread are largely negative and these goons aren’t known for being “woke.”
The comments in this thread are largely negative and these goons aren’t known for being “woke.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Anyone else noticing the Vet Bro Facebook pages getting squirrely about Pete Hesgeths leadership?
The comments in this thread are largely negative and these goons aren’t known for being “woke.”
The comments in this thread are largely negative and these goons aren’t known for being “woke.”
I did that thing where they scan your account and crunch the numbers and my two most used words were “fuck” and “shit” and man I dunno if I’m proud or a tad embarrassed.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I did that thing where they scan your account and crunch the numbers and my two most used words were “fuck” and “shit” and man I dunno if I’m proud or a tad embarrassed.