Richard Jensen (No AI.)
@theragingcelt.bsky.social
Ex-Patreon Comedy Guy. YouTuber. Twitch Streamer. Filmmaker. He/Him.
All content is GenAI free.
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Follow my links.
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Celtic Ray Filmworks
Indpendent Filmmaker in Southern Oregon. I specialize in Comedy Shorts.
Sometimes political, Sometimes not. Always funny.
www.youtube.com
Reintroducing for Bluesky.
I'm an Indie filmmaker living in Oregon. My award winning short CUCK! is available on Amazon Prime and I have a YouTube channel with a catalogue of comedy shorts and other stuff. If you like them, feel free to throw me some coin.
My Vemmo is CelticRayFilm.
I'm an Indie filmmaker living in Oregon. My award winning short CUCK! is available on Amazon Prime and I have a YouTube channel with a catalogue of comedy shorts and other stuff. If you like them, feel free to throw me some coin.
My Vemmo is CelticRayFilm.
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According to the DOJ, "No widespread public interest" in #Epstein scrubbing info ("training videos disseminated to the Information Records management division on how to find, flag, and redact Trump’s name in the Epstein files").
Not very convincing.
🧾 www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
Not very convincing.
🧾 www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
NEW: DOJ Responded to Our Epstein Training Materials Motion, Arguing There's No Public Interest
They also argue that the existence of the training videos doesn't raise any questions about government integrity!
www.muellershewrote.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
According to the DOJ, "No widespread public interest" in #Epstein scrubbing info ("training videos disseminated to the Information Records management division on how to find, flag, and redact Trump’s name in the Epstein files").
Not very convincing.
🧾 www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
Not very convincing.
🧾 www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
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"Much of the [National Security Strategy] is vague... But it becomes clear and focused when it turns to Europe....Trump and those around him hate Europe. And they hate it because it still honors the ideals they’re abandoning in America." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/is-this-th...
Is This The End of the Free World?
Trump wants to MAGAfy Europe, too
paulkrugman.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Much of the [National Security Strategy] is vague... But it becomes clear and focused when it turns to Europe....Trump and those around him hate Europe. And they hate it because it still honors the ideals they’re abandoning in America." paulkrugman.substack.com/p/is-this-th...
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The late Neil Innes' birthday is December 9. I wanted to mark the day with a celebration of his life & legacy.
His wife, Yvonne Innes, wrote DIP MY BRAIN IN JOY: A LIFE WITH NEIL INNES, a definitive, candid, & lovely biography of Neil & their life together - And we had a bit of a chat about it...
His wife, Yvonne Innes, wrote DIP MY BRAIN IN JOY: A LIFE WITH NEIL INNES, a definitive, candid, & lovely biography of Neil & their life together - And we had a bit of a chat about it...
A BIT OF A CHAT with Yvonne Innes about Neil Innes AND MORE!
YouTube video by Ken Plume
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The late Neil Innes' birthday is December 9. I wanted to mark the day with a celebration of his life & legacy.
His wife, Yvonne Innes, wrote DIP MY BRAIN IN JOY: A LIFE WITH NEIL INNES, a definitive, candid, & lovely biography of Neil & their life together - And we had a bit of a chat about it...
His wife, Yvonne Innes, wrote DIP MY BRAIN IN JOY: A LIFE WITH NEIL INNES, a definitive, candid, & lovely biography of Neil & their life together - And we had a bit of a chat about it...
Okay, I get it. We're all pissed off at Tarantino right now.
But still, geez Louise!
But still, geez Louise!
December 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Okay, I get it. We're all pissed off at Tarantino right now.
But still, geez Louise!
But still, geez Louise!
Evergreen.
Everything is getting stupider
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Evergreen.
The Nuzzi thing reminds me of the story about the wrap party for BYE, BYE BIRDIE.
At the party, Dick Van Dyke starts with an enthusiastic toast to his co-star, "The lovely and talented Ann-Margret".
Then the director, George Sidney and also gives an enthusiastic toast to Ann-Margaret.
1.
At the party, Dick Van Dyke starts with an enthusiastic toast to his co-star, "The lovely and talented Ann-Margret".
Then the director, George Sidney and also gives an enthusiastic toast to Ann-Margaret.
1.
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Nuzzi thing reminds me of the story about the wrap party for BYE, BYE BIRDIE.
At the party, Dick Van Dyke starts with an enthusiastic toast to his co-star, "The lovely and talented Ann-Margret".
Then the director, George Sidney and also gives an enthusiastic toast to Ann-Margaret.
1.
At the party, Dick Van Dyke starts with an enthusiastic toast to his co-star, "The lovely and talented Ann-Margret".
Then the director, George Sidney and also gives an enthusiastic toast to Ann-Margaret.
1.
This whole thread is just sadness incarnate.
Also, "American Canto" is a title of a book a know nothing schlub in a Coen Brothers movie would write.
Also, "American Canto" is a title of a book a know nothing schlub in a Coen Brothers movie would write.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This whole thread is just sadness incarnate.
Also, "American Canto" is a title of a book a know nothing schlub in a Coen Brothers movie would write.
Also, "American Canto" is a title of a book a know nothing schlub in a Coen Brothers movie would write.
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📼 This is a great listen, about as close to a commentary track as exists at the moment. Expounds on nearly every question we’ve been asked in Q&A’s. 📼
This week on #MovieCrypt:
The “DocuGenre” film MAN FINDS TAPE is out now and we talk to directors @peterhallhuman.bsky.social & @paulgandersman.bsky.social on making one of the creepiest films of the year (w/ friends!)
FIND out on ApplePodcasts, Spotify and more!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The “DocuGenre” film MAN FINDS TAPE is out now and we talk to directors @peterhallhuman.bsky.social & @paulgandersman.bsky.social on making one of the creepiest films of the year (w/ friends!)
FIND out on ApplePodcasts, Spotify and more!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Ep 654: Paul Gandersman & Peter S. Hall
Podcast Episode · The Movie Crypt · 12/08/2025 · 1h 24m
podcasts.apple.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
📼 This is a great listen, about as close to a commentary track as exists at the moment. Expounds on nearly every question we’ve been asked in Q&A’s. 📼
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DEAD BANG has the greatest vomit scene in film. Yes, even better than THE EXORCIST.
Okay maybe not the best but it is my favorite.
Okay maybe not the best but it is my favorite.
“Everything sounds glib at Christmas when you’re sick and lonely,” @ddayfilms.bsky.social writes of ‘Dead Bang.’ “All Jerry has is his next case and a gaggle of Neo-Nazis to gun down.”
crookedmarquee.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
DEAD BANG has the greatest vomit scene in film. Yes, even better than THE EXORCIST.
Okay maybe not the best but it is my favorite.
Okay maybe not the best but it is my favorite.
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Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Literally a week ago Musk said that falsely labeling people as Nazis "should be treated as incitement to murder." And here he is (falsely) labeling the EU as Nazis.
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my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
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Marjorie Taylor Greene told me to go back to my country and kicked our then-18-year-old communications director.
And then sent an army of trolls and death threats my way when I called her out.
She doesn’t get to play victim now.
And then sent an army of trolls and death threats my way when I called her out.
She doesn’t get to play victim now.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene told me to go back to my country and kicked our then-18-year-old communications director.
And then sent an army of trolls and death threats my way when I called her out.
She doesn’t get to play victim now.
And then sent an army of trolls and death threats my way when I called her out.
She doesn’t get to play victim now.
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50 Cent is a generational hater. Hang his number (#50) in the rafters
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
50 Cent is a generational hater. Hang his number (#50) in the rafters
"I know you are but what am I?"
Do not trust this woman! She is still the worst!
Do not trust this woman! She is still the worst!
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"I know you are but what am I?"
Do not trust this woman! She is still the worst!
Do not trust this woman! She is still the worst!
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Unironically, genuinely getting scared by how difficult it is to create a parody of capitalism that isn't immediately outclowned by actual capitalists.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Unironically, genuinely getting scared by how difficult it is to create a parody of capitalism that isn't immediately outclowned by actual capitalists.
So...
I just put on Pluto and I see that they have all the Bond Film. So I put on THE SPY WHO LOVED ME which was shot in 2:39 to 1.
But is being shown on Pluto at 1:85 to 1 or 16 by 9!
THIS! IS! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just put on Pluto and I see that they have all the Bond Film. So I put on THE SPY WHO LOVED ME which was shot in 2:39 to 1.
But is being shown on Pluto at 1:85 to 1 or 16 by 9!
THIS! IS! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So...
I just put on Pluto and I see that they have all the Bond Film. So I put on THE SPY WHO LOVED ME which was shot in 2:39 to 1.
But is being shown on Pluto at 1:85 to 1 or 16 by 9!
THIS! IS! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just put on Pluto and I see that they have all the Bond Film. So I put on THE SPY WHO LOVED ME which was shot in 2:39 to 1.
But is being shown on Pluto at 1:85 to 1 or 16 by 9!
THIS! IS! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a dagger through Kevin Biegel's heart.
Condorman how *could* you!!!??? :-(
They look like Dick Tracy villains
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is a dagger through Kevin Biegel's heart.
At last. Fiction I can see myself in.
Still revising and I love how my own obsessions are so obvious.
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
At last. Fiction I can see myself in.
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Another account spewing AI videos and “following” tens of thousands of people.
Block these clowns on site.
Block these clowns on site.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Another account spewing AI videos and “following” tens of thousands of people.
Block these clowns on site.
Block these clowns on site.
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Zohran Mamdani: Know your rights. ICE cannot enter into private spaces without a judicial warrant.
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Zohran Mamdani: Know your rights. ICE cannot enter into private spaces without a judicial warrant.
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Flash Gordon is 45
Mike Hodges on collaborating with notoriously hands-on super producer Dino de Laurentiis.
From this great oral history about the camp classic:
www.gamesradar.com/flash-gordon...
Mike Hodges on collaborating with notoriously hands-on super producer Dino de Laurentiis.
From this great oral history about the camp classic:
www.gamesradar.com/flash-gordon...
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Flash Gordon is 45
Mike Hodges on collaborating with notoriously hands-on super producer Dino de Laurentiis.
From this great oral history about the camp classic:
www.gamesradar.com/flash-gordon...
Mike Hodges on collaborating with notoriously hands-on super producer Dino de Laurentiis.
From this great oral history about the camp classic:
www.gamesradar.com/flash-gordon...
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Hey, my film 5000 Space Aliens only needs two more views to reach 50 on Letterboxd, and it’s FREE to stream on Tubi!
@366weirdmovies.bsky.social said, "One of the coolest things I’ve seen this year. Wow!"
tubitv.com/movies/10002...
@366weirdmovies.bsky.social said, "One of the coolest things I’ve seen this year. Wow!"
tubitv.com/movies/10002...
5000 Space Aliens (2021)
In this surreal and animated feature, meet five thousand space aliens, deemed to be so by the Space Alien Commission, in five thousand seconds.
tubitv.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hey, my film 5000 Space Aliens only needs two more views to reach 50 on Letterboxd, and it’s FREE to stream on Tubi!
@366weirdmovies.bsky.social said, "One of the coolest things I’ve seen this year. Wow!"
tubitv.com/movies/10002...
@366weirdmovies.bsky.social said, "One of the coolest things I’ve seen this year. Wow!"
tubitv.com/movies/10002...
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Good morning! My essay on THE AFFAIRS OF ANATOL (1921), directed by the mighty Cecil B. DeMille, is up at the website for the San Francisco Silent Film Festival. A beautiful restoration screened this year, letting people savor the charm of Wallace Reid and Gloria Swanson... silentfilm.org/6563-2/
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Good morning! My essay on THE AFFAIRS OF ANATOL (1921), directed by the mighty Cecil B. DeMille, is up at the website for the San Francisco Silent Film Festival. A beautiful restoration screened this year, letting people savor the charm of Wallace Reid and Gloria Swanson... silentfilm.org/6563-2/
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You couldn’t make BLAZING SADDLES today. You have laundry to do.
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You couldn’t make BLAZING SADDLES today. You have laundry to do.