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Theo
@theokane.bsky.social
Author, cat person, plant daddy, comic nerd, and book lover. They/he. In my garden in Seattle. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 sliverofice.com/links
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Read my essay in @uncannymagazine.bsky.social for free — Solace in Fantasy Monster Romances and My Trans Body www.uncannymagazine.com/article/sola...

Thanks to Michael and the team for making this happen, and my friend James for their early feedback. 🏳️‍⚧️💕 #Romancelandia
Solace in Fantasy Monster Romances and My Trans Body - Uncanny Magazine
In July 2022, I lay in bed recovering from gender-affirming bottom surgery.1 Outside of two modest earlobe piercings, I’d never permanently changed my body before; to finally feel in control of my own...
www.uncannymagazine.com
Prequel to Star Trek: The Motion Picture, in the Kelvin verse but based on Roddenberry's book, where Bones hangs with the neo humans; Kirk pines for Spock and laments Vulcans only pon farr every 7 years; and cameo from Bjo Trimble, written and directed by Simon Pegg. Ilia can be the new navigator.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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they're auctioning Blake's Tyger next week

seems impossible, like selling a comet or a shooting star

www.christies.com/en/stories/t...
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My friend Sinead needs some assistance this month for rent and other essentials. 💙

Please support or boost her.
I got a second job this month, but the first job reduced my shifts and new job isn’t giving me as many hours as I had hoped. Rent is due soon as is car insurance, and I need around another thousand or more dollars. Thank you for listening.

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November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I want one of these to drive to plant sales with my tables and plants and to Costco. The two times I need a vehicle.
City-scale logistics lets you move freight more nimbly than oversized trucks designed for the freeway.
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This, this, this, this! 👇

You have to learn about your history. Queer people don’t often learn this from family or in school. I’m begging you if you are young and queer— it’s YOUR history. Let it inspire you.
The way that there is a whole generation of LGBTQ+ folks who refuses to educate themselves on the history and the culture of the LGBTQ+ community will never not upset me.

I think when I first came out to myself in my early 20s, that was the first thing I did.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Well, finally the cat is out of the bag @science.org! (or at least part of a very complex story)🐈🧬. Great job from @mdemartino.bsky.social and my team @felix-erc.bsky.social. Huge thanks to all the colleagues and the institutes involved! @erc.europa.eu www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
The dispersal of domestic cats from North Africa to Europe around 2000 years ago
The domestic cat (Felis catus) descends from the African wildcat Felis lybica lybica. Its global distribution alongside humans testifies to its successful adaptation to anthropogenic environments. Unc...
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November 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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These are also the absolute most ecologically and environmentally destructive neighborhoods in all of Seattle. Massive amounts of polluting pesticides and fertilizers for invasive lawn grass. Huge docks and armored shorelines that OBLITERATE salmon habitat. Absolutely 100% car dependent lifestyles.
Shown in red are where extremists live in Seattle.

Here are what some of these areas look like.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If there's one thing that transitioning has highlighted, it's all the stupid shit cis men believe they have to do to be men, you don't have to do at all.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Azeen has this platform because women in astronomy helped her report major stories about alleged perpetrators of sexual misconduct in our field, like Lawrence Krauss. This is what she has done with the platform. It haunts me. 🔭
It's absolutely disgusting what the New York Times, and particularly Azeen Ghorayshi, is doing with its coverage of autism. It's so deeply irresponsible.

It's the same playbook they ran on trans kids.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I think this also comes from American cultural worship of entrepreneurs and denigration of caretakers. STARTING a group is cool and strokes ego. Digging in to really caretake a community really, really doesn’t.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Elder millennials, they upped the age limit to 45 so you can get yours still. I did recently!

The age limit is only there because they assume you have HPV. But then STI isn't the only kind this vax protects against.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Every allistic review of the Murderbot Diaries: A stunningly human portrayal of robot interiority!

Every autistic reading the Murderbot Diaries: This robot is autistic.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I think one of the things that makes me the most Unhinged is that the government is dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night, ramming people with their cars and shooting them for fun, and everyone is just doing the same discourses we always have

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"

bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Bookstores would be able to stock more books if publishers stopped putting out 800 page trade tomes that could be edited down significantly and not formatted for book collectors. Anyway long live the MMPB.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mark Solomon's farewell email as D2's appointed city councilor really highlighted his "effectiveness" in how he shared a photo of his Star Wars collection (all villains?!) and not his D2 dream whiteboard he says he started in January.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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One thing "Eddington" got right is that "child sexual abuse" is a very easy thing to base a conspiracy theory on, because most of us know people who were abused as children, or were those kids. So it's easy to conclude there's some hidden structure, but the actual "conspiracy" is just rape culture.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
First time since purchasing a health insurance plan on WA Health Insurance Exchange where my partner's work HSA plan is the better option. Bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM