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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 13h

Hmm. I do like that they give you room to say why a game is your favorite.

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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 15h

Y'all ever have a thought that makes you go from fine to ugly cryin it rules I love it

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boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · 21h

reminder that free speech is a privilege and not a right—those in power will challenge your right to free speech at every turn if you do not stand up for yourself and those around you

make your calls!! in the US, KOSA is back on the floor. use the 5calls app to contact your state reps!

boney🔞💖 @boneyhag.bsky.social · Aug 5

he hasn't stopped calling~ have you? 🫵

how to call: stop-paypros.neocities.org

info and resources on pay discrimination: cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...

drawing of a man laying on bed with an old school phone in hand. he has a speech bubble that says "I'm so confused~ is what i'm buying illegal?" the text on the page says "keep calling and writing until payment processor censorship is reversed. one call a day makes a difference! mastercard and visa's statements aren't good enough. let's keep up the pressure together!"

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

please post rare turing_polices

Turing Police @turing_police
when I was like 12 I went to the California science center which had a "drunk driving simulator" educational arcade type game and if you were too good at it the game would automatically crash the car after a while so you didnt undermine their message

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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 1d

oooooooooooooh fromsoft imma get you

Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 1d

See I thought I was with ranni but she just kind of fucked off at some point and I -thought- I was on her trail but I never found her and I kind of blundered into the ending

Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone know if Downpour's story makes sense or if it's just a bunch of spooOOooOoky stuff stitched together?

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 1d

Me about to get absolutely twisted on black fire
vs
Me waking up having gotten absolutely twisted on black fire

I don't think about things, I just do them if there's a button to do it. I don't even remember what this was or why I'm here

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Dieting Hippo @dhippo.net · 2d

Newgrounds has a very helpful guide for detecting AI audio over at www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-in... for anyone interested in catching AI-generated music. Don't rely on any service that uses AI for detection, that's just using slop to find slop and you'll get false positives/missed catches.

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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 1d

I thought the lead up to the ending of Elden Ring was very sad but I also have no idea what happened or who I killed. I guess I’m the fractured lord?

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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 1d

Does the Elden Ring give you runes if your kids name starts with M

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Oct 31

Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read:

I just
FED YOU
Stop yelling at me...

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

Ahab stands alone among the millions of the peopled earth, nor gods nor men his neighbors!

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Yuna.EXE 🏳️‍⚧️ @yunanoire.bsky.social · Mar 10

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

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Seabird @thelastseabird.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a genius

Coffins go up to the surface when you get inside them

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Dec 5

suddenly wistful for the early 2000s cultural rhythm where you'd pull up one of your Gamer Webcomics to check in on the latest goofs only to find out the cartoonist saw Chicago (2002) and was so entranced they immediately slotted the whole cast into a months-long parody arc