Seabird
@thelastseabird.bsky.social
I'm a genius and I can kill anything that lives (NSFW @thelastthirstybird.bsky.social ) Banner Credit ( https://vgen.co/dreamin_lilo )
You fucking bet I did
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You fucking bet I did
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You can drastically reduce your chances of getting sick by staying away from other sick people. Unfortunately they don't always identify themselves so you should stay away from everyone just to be safe
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You can drastically reduce your chances of getting sick by staying away from other sick people. Unfortunately they don't always identify themselves so you should stay away from everyone just to be safe
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there's that dreadful sound again
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
there's that dreadful sound again
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✨C0MMS OPEN✨
5 slots available
dm me if interested, include your refs and c0mm type.
5 slots available
dm me if interested, include your refs and c0mm type.
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
✨C0MMS OPEN✨
5 slots available
dm me if interested, include your refs and c0mm type.
5 slots available
dm me if interested, include your refs and c0mm type.
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For fucking SOLITAIRE???
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
For fucking SOLITAIRE???
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Robot Alchemic Drive
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Robot Alchemic Drive
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I played Horses this weekend and I wrote down some messy thoughts not only on the game but especially on the specter of formalism that emerged to haunt us all for a moment.
transgamerthoughts.com/post/8023277...
transgamerthoughts.com/post/8023277...
I Hope You Get To Live Your Entire Life As A Human
I thought this was going to be a review of my time with Santa Ragione's Horses, the controversial art game recently banned from Steam and the Epic Store. To some extent, this will be that but after...
transgamerthoughts.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I played Horses this weekend and I wrote down some messy thoughts not only on the game but especially on the specter of formalism that emerged to haunt us all for a moment.
transgamerthoughts.com/post/8023277...
transgamerthoughts.com/post/8023277...
kid in 1st grade firmly believed the Nintendo power glove created a controllable 3D representation of your hand on the TV
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
kid in 1st grade firmly believed the Nintendo power glove created a controllable 3D representation of your hand on the TV
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This is exactly what I do upon finishing a podcast
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is exactly what I do upon finishing a podcast
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Playing as a woman in Anno 117 has you throwing a weekend at Berni’s style conspiracy with your dead governor husband
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Playing as a woman in Anno 117 has you throwing a weekend at Berni’s style conspiracy with your dead governor husband
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.
◇Turns out it was a combination of Patreon thinking Karen and Emily looked too much like minors, and not wanting to mix sex and hypno bc that's inherently noncon and against the rules. After a few days of scrambling we abandoned our Patreon and set up our SubscribeStar.◇
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.
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COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
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For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
August 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
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Gender affirmation: the guy two seats away from me kept loudly cutting into my conversations with Sarah to explain Tarantino to me
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Gender affirmation: the guy two seats away from me kept loudly cutting into my conversations with Sarah to explain Tarantino to me
Eternal Nonce Stewart Gipp has quietly swept his incriminating thread under the rug before acting like he never said anything
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Eternal Nonce Stewart Gipp has quietly swept his incriminating thread under the rug before acting like he never said anything
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
The recent Horses "discourse" reminds me a lot of the Night Trap hearings in that people will just make shit up about a game and act like they're not lying through their teeth
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The recent Horses "discourse" reminds me a lot of the Night Trap hearings in that people will just make shit up about a game and act like they're not lying through their teeth
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn