Zero
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I write mediocre fanfic and enjoy other folks much better fanfics. he/him
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"My wife is also really into Warhammah Forty Thousand. She explains it to me while she paints her little models and I do the crossword. Anyways, she says that she wishes GW made more female models. But I see a lot of your models, forgive my bluntness, are noticeably female. Could you explain that?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"My wife is also really into Warhammah Forty Thousand. She explains it to me while she paints her little models and I do the crossword. Anyways, she says that she wishes GW made more female models. But I see a lot of your models, forgive my bluntness, are noticeably female. Could you explain that?"
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
Working from home and i gotta share the office with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Working from home and i gotta share the office with this guy
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if somebody pulled out a phone and told it to roast me that phone is going in the pool
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
if somebody pulled out a phone and told it to roast me that phone is going in the pool
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Q: Are you affirming that you think Glinda the Good is a fascist?
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Q: Are you affirming that you think Glinda the Good is a fascist?
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
ELPHABA THROPP: I've spoken about--
GLINDA UPLAND: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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Asking the waiter for one of their largest decomposing vegetables then impressing my date with how quickly I break it down with my superior enzymes
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Asking the waiter for one of their largest decomposing vegetables then impressing my date with how quickly I break it down with my superior enzymes
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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This is, of course the divide between conservative and liberal/leftist thought. The right wing is obsessed with what's in people's hearts because they think evil is inherent, something you are or aren't. On the left, we care about actions. Evil is what you DO.
Okay real talk? I kind of don’t even care about what Epstein was or wasn’t attracted to, what matters is what he fucking did and what people participated in and enabled
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is, of course the divide between conservative and liberal/leftist thought. The right wing is obsessed with what's in people's hearts because they think evil is inherent, something you are or aren't. On the left, we care about actions. Evil is what you DO.
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Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
50 Years Ago Today, Oregon Blew Up a Dead Whale. With Dynamite. On Live TV.
The blubber chunks were ... everywhere.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate
First time ever voting in person today
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
First time ever voting in person today
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(me later, biking around and pointing at random skeletons ppl still have out from halloween) - dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
(me later, biking around and pointing at random skeletons ppl still have out from halloween) - dick cheney
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They’re still filming episodes of the netflix show the floor is lava, nobody told the cast and crew the show was cancelled in 2022, they’re still carting people into a warehouse in la full of slime and letting them fall into the crud nobody is stopping them nobody can
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They’re still filming episodes of the netflix show the floor is lava, nobody told the cast and crew the show was cancelled in 2022, they’re still carting people into a warehouse in la full of slime and letting them fall into the crud nobody is stopping them nobody can
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Maybe it will happen today
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Maybe it will happen today
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i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
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I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
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relevant life lesson from comics on this one
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
relevant life lesson from comics on this one
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Me and the baddie I pulled by being constantly aware of my surroundings, having a wide field of vision and ears with high surface area to detect potential predators. My ears are essential for thermoregulation and contain a high density of blood vess
August 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me and the baddie I pulled by being constantly aware of my surroundings, having a wide field of vision and ears with high surface area to detect potential predators. My ears are essential for thermoregulation and contain a high density of blood vess
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I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
August 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.