Teague Dwyer
@teaguedwyer.bsky.social
Let no machine eat away our dream
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“All In The Family” is my 2nd favorite TV show (behind “The Dick Van Dyke Show”).
“This Is Spinal Tap” & “A Few Good Men” are two of my all time favorite movies.
So, it was a dream come true when Rob Reiner was the guest on “Never Not Funny”.
Truly heartbroken over news of his passing.
“This Is Spinal Tap” & “A Few Good Men” are two of my all time favorite movies.
So, it was a dream come true when Rob Reiner was the guest on “Never Not Funny”.
Truly heartbroken over news of his passing.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
“All In The Family” is my 2nd favorite TV show (behind “The Dick Van Dyke Show”).
“This Is Spinal Tap” & “A Few Good Men” are two of my all time favorite movies.
So, it was a dream come true when Rob Reiner was the guest on “Never Not Funny”.
Truly heartbroken over news of his passing.
“This Is Spinal Tap” & “A Few Good Men” are two of my all time favorite movies.
So, it was a dream come true when Rob Reiner was the guest on “Never Not Funny”.
Truly heartbroken over news of his passing.
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
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I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
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You'd have to have a heart of stone not to love that for Kieran Tierney ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You'd have to have a heart of stone not to love that for Kieran Tierney ❤️
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
@bryancurtis.bsky.social in case no one else called you up on this yet your chat about “exacerbated“ left out one of the best jokes from the iconic opening pub scene of Shaun Of The Dead. And with Glen Powell’s new Edgar Wright film coming out this weekend it seemed like an oversight!
Shaun Of The Dead - opening pub scene
YouTube video by Aaaand Action!
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November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@bryancurtis.bsky.social in case no one else called you up on this yet your chat about “exacerbated“ left out one of the best jokes from the iconic opening pub scene of Shaun Of The Dead. And with Glen Powell’s new Edgar Wright film coming out this weekend it seemed like an oversight!
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Unfortunately it’s illegal for poor people to have fun.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Unfortunately it’s illegal for poor people to have fun.
I think Sam Mayer is a Cup Series winning caliber NASCAR driver but he’s gonna be the next Casey Atwood/ Reed Sorensen if he doesn’t get his shit together.
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I think Sam Mayer is a Cup Series winning caliber NASCAR driver but he’s gonna be the next Casey Atwood/ Reed Sorensen if he doesn’t get his shit together.
Fuck William Byron forever not even gonna watch phoenix.
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fuck William Byron forever not even gonna watch phoenix.
Is Jurrien Timber the best footballer in the world?
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is Jurrien Timber the best footballer in the world?
I fucking hate Joe Brady
October 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I fucking hate Joe Brady
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
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An ode to Noni Madueke, and the story we didn't care to tell
No indecision
You always, always come home.
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September 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
An ode to Noni Madueke, and the story we didn't care to tell
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Kirk said MLK was “awful” and “not a good person”. He said that Jews control “not just the colleges; it’s the nonprofits, it’s the movies, it’s Hollywood”. He called stoning gay people to death “God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters”. He wasn’t just inflammatory. He was bigoted.
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Kirk said MLK was “awful” and “not a good person”. He said that Jews control “not just the colleges; it’s the nonprofits, it’s the movies, it’s Hollywood”. He called stoning gay people to death “God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters”. He wasn’t just inflammatory. He was bigoted.
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George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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in honor of Ray Hudson’s retirement I decided to re-enact what it must have been like to be his co-commentator
September 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
in honor of Ray Hudson’s retirement I decided to re-enact what it must have been like to be his co-commentator
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And there's been a goal at the Emirates, but for who @tim-stillman.bsky.social ?
September 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
And there's been a goal at the Emirates, but for who @tim-stillman.bsky.social ?
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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RFK please quit and just start an unlistenable podcast instead for the love of god
Massive walkout underway at CDC.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
August 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
RFK please quit and just start an unlistenable podcast instead for the love of god
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"But you liked me yesterday"
August 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"But you liked me yesterday"
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I got Connor Zilisch a get-well Cameo from WWE legend Mick Foley
August 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I got Connor Zilisch a get-well Cameo from WWE legend Mick Foley