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Tyler Parker
@tylerparker.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Wrote a novel called A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING. Too hard to type a short, sweet this-is-what-it's-about kind of thing. It's set in Oklahoma. There are hot tub bars, tricked out Rancheros, and a man named Table.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706006...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706006...
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i thought for a second this was a real quote. LMAO!!!
“I told the guys Thanksgiving is not in the Bible and therefore should not be celebrated. Holidays are a distraction from pain and pain is a gift. If they want to thank someone, they can thank God. We all deserve to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i thought for a second this was a real quote. LMAO!!!
Jalen Williams back?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Jalen Williams back?
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“I told the guys Thanksgiving is not in the Bible and therefore should not be celebrated. Holidays are a distraction from pain and pain is a gift. If they want to thank someone, they can thank God. We all deserve to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“I told the guys Thanksgiving is not in the Bible and therefore should not be celebrated. Holidays are a distraction from pain and pain is a gift. If they want to thank someone, they can thank God. We all deserve to die.”
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Watching Kenrich check in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Watching Kenrich check in.
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Good book. Table beckons you.
The perfect gift for that special someone in your life who remembers Oliver Miller, the Selmon Brothers, Ford Rancheros, and Jars of Clay.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Good book. Table beckons you.
The perfect gift for that special someone in your life who remembers Oliver Miller, the Selmon Brothers, Ford Rancheros, and Jars of Clay.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The perfect gift for that special someone in your life who remembers Oliver Miller, the Selmon Brothers, Ford Rancheros, and Jars of Clay.
This is so so good
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is so so good
There’s nobody like @brianphillips.bsky.social. Pen game Bill Kazmaier.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
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November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There’s nobody like @brianphillips.bsky.social. Pen game Bill Kazmaier.
You know a pass is amazing when the opposing bench reacts like one of their own just got dunked on.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You know a pass is amazing when the opposing bench reacts like one of their own just got dunked on.
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
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The Oklahoma City Thunder defense is in a league of its own right now
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Oklahoma City Thunder defense is in a league of its own right now
Hootin, hollerin, etc.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hootin, hollerin, etc.
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A bunch of awesome, subtle, fascinating action happens in every NBA game. Here's a new column called "While You Were Scrolling" wherein I bounce around the league to highlight a few plays that caught my eye: www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/n...
Seven NBA Plays You Missed While You Were Scrolling
The NBA moves fast. Let us slow it down to spotlight the smartest and sneakiest plays you might have missed.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A bunch of awesome, subtle, fascinating action happens in every NBA game. Here's a new column called "While You Were Scrolling" wherein I bounce around the league to highlight a few plays that caught my eye: www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/n...
Nothing of intelligent depth
Klay Thompson on Ja Morant calling him a "bum": “Nothing of intelligent depth. Just running his mouth. He’s been running his mouth a long time. It’s funny you run your mouth when you’re on the bench. It’s kinda been the whole story of his career so far.”
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nothing of intelligent depth
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Somewhere, Mike Lupica is appalled.
Notre Dame has served up a seventyburger.
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Somewhere, Mike Lupica is appalled.
Venables used the word grimy during the postgame interview. Let’s celebrate with a pic of the Selmon brothers looking cool as shit.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Venables used the word grimy during the postgame interview. Let’s celebrate with a pic of the Selmon brothers looking cool as shit.
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important blog
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
important blog
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the garland god
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the garland god
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Wrote about Maxey.
Tyrese Maxey Is Levitating Above the Wreckage of Philly’s Past
Making the proverbial leap is one thing. Dragging the Sixers out of the darkness is quite another.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wrote about Maxey.
Wrote about Maxey.
Tyrese Maxey Is Levitating Above the Wreckage of Philly’s Past
Making the proverbial leap is one thing. Dragging the Sixers out of the darkness is quite another.
www.theringer.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wrote about Maxey.
Warriors fashion shoot // San Francisco Chronicle, 2016
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Warriors fashion shoot // San Francisco Chronicle, 2016