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Tyler Parker
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Wrote a novel called A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING. Too hard to type a short, sweet this-is-what-it's-about kind of thing. It's set in Oklahoma. There are hot tub bars, tricked out Rancheros, and a man named Table.

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Robbie Hummel talks like Troy Aikman.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Wrote about the NBA’s TV arms race and Dirk Nowitzki sitting on couches.
Who Is Winning the NBA’s TV Arms Race?
ESPN, NBC, and Amazon are vying for broadcast supremacy
www.theringer.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The master at work
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Dirk’s one of our finest relaxers.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Wrote about the NBA’s TV arms race and Dirk Nowitzki sitting on couches.
Who Is Winning the NBA’s TV Arms Race?
ESPN, NBC, and Amazon are vying for broadcast supremacy
www.theringer.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They am legend
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Congrats to the Knicks as this certifies them as contenders.
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Tomorrow’s Halloween and I’m thinking of Darren. Tell your friends you love them.
Catching Up With the Bat That Got Slapped by Manu Ginobili on Halloween
On October 31, 2009, during a game against the Kings, Ginobili took down a bat that had flown into the Spurs’ arena. Fifteen years later, for the very first time, the bat speaks.
www.theringer.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pat Spencer’s always ready when his number’s called. He was also great in Catastrophe.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tomorrow’s Halloween and I’m thinking of Darren. Tell your friends you love them.
Catching Up With the Bat That Got Slapped by Manu Ginobili on Halloween
On October 31, 2009, during a game against the Kings, Ginobili took down a bat that had flown into the Spurs’ arena. Fifteen years later, for the very first time, the bat speaks.
www.theringer.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A pink chode and one of our dumbest asses.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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When you have pitched your heart out
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Freddie Freebase
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
When you have pitched your heart out
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Tormund’s got hell coming out of his hand
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Telling my friends about the baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Telling my friends about the baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
JERRY FEARS
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He should’ve never stopped talking like John from S-Town.
HC Brian Kelly to be dismissed by LSU, per Pete Thamel.
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Cam Newton ESPN appearances always look like the Gotham News Network has scored an exclusive interview with the newest villain taunting the Batman
Someone should ask Cam about Wild Wild West. The movie clearly had a massive impact on his entire vibe. This is a man who has absolutely belted We going straight to the Wild Wild West. The look is Jim West meets Dr. Arliss Loveless meets Willy Wonka.
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Someone should ask Cam about Wild Wild West. The movie clearly had a massive impact on his entire vibe. This is a man who has absolutely belted We going straight to the Wild Wild West. The look is Jim West meets Dr. Arliss Loveless meets Willy Wonka.
October 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Cam Newton has to be the highest-volume customer of at least four boutique clothing suppliers. I bet the guy who makes his stand-up collar shirts is living large off Cam alone. Like the hot dog cart guy that follows Homer Simpson.
He does declare
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM