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@nascarcasm.bsky.social

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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 21h

I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 23h

Extremely fake post-race texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin.

Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Fake Texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin

NOTE: Extremely fake, but we hope funny

open.substack.com

NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 1d

Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 1d

In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 3d

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 5d

⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️

Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.

READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 8d

So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the Charlotte Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 8d

The 2025 #NASCAR season

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 8d

Let's get a word with the windshield wiper on a day with zero chance of rain:

NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 9d

#NASCAR

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 9d

FLOORED

NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 9d

Me too

NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 9d

Speechless for first time in decades. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10d

YES

NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10d

Corey Heim getting spun from the lead on lap 1

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 10d

Last year at the Roval, Team Alpha Prime put my wife's name above the door on the no. 44 car for #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth.

A year later, they did it again, and it's the greatest car decal I've ever seen.

I am Team Alpha Prime FOR LIFE. #NASCAR

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 11d

💪💪💪💪💪💪

NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 12d

🔔 WIFEY UPDATE: She wanted to leave nothing to chance, so she got a full PET scan three weeks after her final immunothetapy treatment.

My new favorite words:

"PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm."

CANCER-FREE.

I recommend getting married to your hero.

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NASCARCASM @nascarcasm.bsky.social · 12d

On the #NASCAR Substack (WHICH YOU SHOULD SUBSCRIBE TO), a look at other memorable wall rides throughout NASCAR's history.

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...