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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
Blah blah blah Kyle Larson.
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
A Katelyn Larson appreciation post
AKA, the undisputed shotgunning queen of NASCAR
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Blah blah blah Kyle Larson.
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation.
On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new.
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
From enemies to teammates
A history of foes that wound up working together on the same team
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new.
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.
Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Fake texts to Martinsville winner William Byron
NOTE: Not real.
substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
So Chase Briscoe won at Talladega and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Fake Texts to Talladega winner Chase Briscoe
NOTE: Not real whatsoever.
open.substack.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So Chase Briscoe won at Talladega and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)
DENNY HAMLIN:
DENNY HAMLIN:
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)
DENNY HAMLIN:
DENNY HAMLIN:
🚨Is it your first time heading to Talladega this weekend?
Awesome! READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure.
BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Awesome! READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure.
BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Beginner's Guide for the Talladega Superspeedway infield
Is this weekend your first voyage to the legendary superspeedway? Let us provide you with a few helpful tips.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
🚨Is it your first time heading to Talladega this weekend?
Awesome! READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure.
BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Awesome! READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure.
BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
At least once a year someone asks me "Is the infield at Talladega OK for families?"
The response is always the same.
"It depends – how f*cked up is your family?"
The response is always the same.
"It depends – how f*cked up is your family?"
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
At least once a year someone asks me "Is the infield at Talladega OK for families?"
The response is always the same.
"It depends – how f*cked up is your family?"
The response is always the same.
"It depends – how f*cked up is your family?"
I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one
Extremely fake post-race texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin.
Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Fake Texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin
NOTE: Extremely fake, but we hope funny
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Extremely fake post-race texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin.
Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there
In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now
⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...