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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦

@swanshain.bsky.social

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Dime Store Philosopher; Flawed Human; Quixotic Fantast; Democratic Socialist 🇨🇦 Coffee Flows Through My Veins He / Him #BPII; #BPD; #ADHD Blocked by Some. Muted By Others. Tolerated by Most. I might FollowBack. Matthew 25:40 Matthew 7:1-3 1 Timothy 6:10

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @swanshain.bsky.social · Jul 12

I just had a string of really bad days, and I'm realising that - like many others - the crazier the world around me gets, the more my #mentalhealth is suffering.

So, in order to keep your feeds a little cleaner, I've set-up an Alt Account where I will do my "journalling".

Follow if you'd like.

bsky.app

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Entendre The Giant @jaimsvanderbeek.bsky.social · 11h

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 1d

Have Disabled People Considered The First Solution Anyone Would Think Of? and Other Unhelpful Tips

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Philosopher Jersey Flight @jerseyflight.bsky.social · 2d

Here’s the problem with society:

Scroll mark 1: A serious event that should be sustained & absorbed, empathically altering society.

Scroll mark 2: The next event swiftly occupies our attention, pushing 1 into yesterday’s feed.

Mark 3: Another event appears, burying 1 & 2 deeper down the scroll.

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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 2d

On Oct. 23, 1945, the news broke that Jackie Robinson had been signed to play with the Montreal Royals.
He would spend a season with the team before being promoted to the Brooklyn Dodgers on his way to the Hall of Fame.
This is his story.

🧵 1/12

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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 2d

Woody the Talking Christmas Tree looms in perpetual shadow, his hollow gaze piercing the silence, foretelling an end to his slumber as the hour of his awakening draws ever nearer.

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @swanshain.bsky.social · 3d

@steampowered.com .... why even bother?!?

A screenshot from the Steam store showing a game "on sale" for 4% off.

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Jesse Collings @jessecollings.bsky.social · 6d

There is nothing that makes me more pessimistic about the current state of wrestling fans than seeing people annoyed that Mercedes Mone has a lot of title belts. That's the HEAT you morons!

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Grampa Jody @jodywagner.bsky.social · 6d

She made a dance routine with her baby. Thats impressive. 😁

Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 6d

Awesome

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @swanshain.bsky.social · 5d

Je m'en fou de rien. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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J. Robert Lennon @jrobertlennon.com · 6d

I admire that this graffito 1) clearly articulates the existence of a capybara-based economic system, and 2) takes no position for or against it

Spraypainted creekside graffito of a capybara accompanied by the text
CAPY-
TALISM

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 6d

Failure to return the shopping cart to one of the cart returns if you are able is a sign of someone who does not value the social contract.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 9d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 6d

On this day in 1964, Butternut Square debuted on CBC. Starring Ernie Coombs, it was on this show he developed the character of Mr. Dressup. Judith Lawrence also debuted Casey and Finnegan on the show. Butternut Square ran until 1967 when it was replaced with Mr. Dressup.

A black-and-white publicity photograph from a 1960s Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) children's TV show, featuring performers Ernest Coombs (as the friendly puppeteer Mr. Dressup) and Sandy Cohen. Coombs, a middle-aged man with glasses, short dark hair, and a mustache, stands smiling while holding up a large hand puppet of a cheerful elderly woman with white bouffant hair, a polka-dot dress, pearl necklace, and mischievous expression, her arm extended as if waving. To their right stands Cohen, a young woman with long straight hair, wearing a patterned knee-length dress and holding a curved wooden cane. They pose in front of a simple set backdrop resembling a garden or park with a large tree trunk and vine-like foliage.

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @swanshain.bsky.social · 6d

"Cats were just the appetizers."

Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @swanshain.bsky.social · 6d

New Horror / Alien movie idea:

It's called "Gordon Shumway"

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 8d

All sides of the political spectrum are united by one overriding philosophy: you have to let Israelis smash up wherever they like or you're an anti-semite.

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Muppet Quotes @muppetquotes.bsky.social · 8d

FOZZIE BEAR: Hey! I once met a vampire who was so rich, he lived in a split-level coffin.

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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 8d

It’s so easy to be a wrestling fan and not watch WWE. Fully recommend everyone tries it.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 9d

People believe when you become disabled, support magically appears

Many of them think assistance is provided based on how sick you are

It doesn’t work like that

There’s very little support available. You don’t get more when you have a setback… you’re on your own

We need better social supports

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 9d

Folks are very quick to say they don’t want their taxes to support disabled people.

They assume we’re fakes.

That we could work if we “really wanted to”.

The system is punishing as heck. It is very hard to qualify for support.

It’s dehumanizing. It can take years. No one is doing this for fun.

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 10d

If you would like to be sad I recommend reading any feature article from 2014 or earlier. The undercurrent of optimism. The general lack of cynicism. The unspoken belief that the future would be better than the past

That's a world we all lived in

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Kal-Elvis 🇨🇦 @swanshain.bsky.social · 9d

Everytime I read something like this, I see a small child stomping their feet and shaking their fists, throwing a tantrum, "Canadians are being so mean to us!" - and it's hilarious.

So, the boycott is working, and doing exactly what it's meant to.

Excellent.

Keep it up, fellow Canuckleheads!

PJ, Sports Enjoyer @ptros.bsky.social · 10d

My crybully rep in Texas sent this to us. She can stay mad

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Ben Wojdyla @ben-wojdyla.bsky.social · 10d

"Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich."

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10d

Me to me: Why would you ever ask a question on here?

Me to me: it will be different this time

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Robert Gravemound 👻🦇🎃 @robpertray.bsky.social · 11d

the psychological toll of living in a society where everyone is out to compete with, profit off of, and scam everybody else is indescribable

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 11d

Yes your taxes should support disabled people.

They should support homeless people.

They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly.

This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.

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