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· Jan 13
Over on Twitter, we've been celebrating #TheMuppets70 with quotes from the Muppet being highlighted each week. It's Monday, so it's time for #Muppets70Mondays to make its way to BlueSky!
(Please bear with us, we've got nearly five months' worth of posts to catch up with.)
(Please bear with us, we've got nearly five months' worth of posts to catch up with.)
"People of all ages can get swept up into the magic of puppetry because this is an art form where people are bringing inanimate objects to life through the power of the human spirit..."
Happy Birthday, Heather Henson!
Happy Birthday, Heather Henson!
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"People of all ages can get swept up into the magic of puppetry because this is an art form where people are bringing inanimate objects to life through the power of the human spirit..."
Happy Birthday, Heather Henson!
Happy Birthday, Heather Henson!
ALICE OTTER: Oh, Emmet. That's about the nicest present anybody ever tried to give me.
December 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
ALICE OTTER: Oh, Emmet. That's about the nicest present anybody ever tried to give me.
JACOB MARLEY: It's good to be heckling again!
ROBERT MARLEY: It's good to be doing anything again!
ROBERT MARLEY: It's good to be doing anything again!
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
JACOB MARLEY: It's good to be heckling again!
ROBERT MARLEY: It's good to be doing anything again!
ROBERT MARLEY: It's good to be doing anything again!
MISS PIGGY: And do you know what they have me playing? An elf. Can you picture me as an elf? Not that I'd be bad.
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
MISS PIGGY: And do you know what they have me playing? An elf. Can you picture me as an elf? Not that I'd be bad.
ZOOT: Huppuh Hunnuuuuhh.
Happy Hanukkah, Muppet fans!
Happy Hanukkah, Muppet fans!
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ZOOT: Huppuh Hunnuuuuhh.
Happy Hanukkah, Muppet fans!
Happy Hanukkah, Muppet fans!
PEPE: We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.
RIZZO: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.
RIZZO: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
PEPE: We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.
RIZZO: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.
RIZZO: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.
KERMIT: But you know what the really nice thing about Christmas is?
JOHN DENVER: Hmm?
KERMIT: Well, it's the one time of year where everyone seems to be part of everyone's family.
JOHN DENVER: Hmm?
KERMIT: Well, it's the one time of year where everyone seems to be part of everyone's family.
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
KERMIT: But you know what the really nice thing about Christmas is?
JOHN DENVER: Hmm?
KERMIT: Well, it's the one time of year where everyone seems to be part of everyone's family.
JOHN DENVER: Hmm?
KERMIT: Well, it's the one time of year where everyone seems to be part of everyone's family.
FOZZIE BEAR: Hey everybody! Would you like to see our new act?
STATLER: We'd love to see your act!
WALDORF: In fact, we'd hate to miss your act!
STATLER: In fact, we'd love to hate your act!
STATLER: We'd love to see your act!
WALDORF: In fact, we'd hate to miss your act!
STATLER: In fact, we'd love to hate your act!
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
FOZZIE BEAR: Hey everybody! Would you like to see our new act?
STATLER: We'd love to see your act!
WALDORF: In fact, we'd hate to miss your act!
STATLER: In fact, we'd love to hate your act!
STATLER: We'd love to see your act!
WALDORF: In fact, we'd hate to miss your act!
STATLER: In fact, we'd love to hate your act!
"When I read [Jim Henson: The Works], I knew I would fit in there, and I wished I could’ve met Jim Henson. So when I got the audition, I was like 'My God, somebody read my journal!' It felt like somebody answered my wish."
Happy Birthday, Leslie Carrara-Rudolph!
Happy Birthday, Leslie Carrara-Rudolph!
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"When I read [Jim Henson: The Works], I knew I would fit in there, and I wished I could’ve met Jim Henson. So when I got the audition, I was like 'My God, somebody read my journal!' It felt like somebody answered my wish."
Happy Birthday, Leslie Carrara-Rudolph!
Happy Birthday, Leslie Carrara-Rudolph!
"There are many adjectives to describe what I do: fun, sweaty, tiring, challenging, amazing, freeing, hilarious… but 'glamorous' is not one of them. But there's no other job like it in the world. And I love it."
Happy Birthday, @stephaniedabruzzo.bsky.social!
Happy Birthday, @stephaniedabruzzo.bsky.social!
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"There are many adjectives to describe what I do: fun, sweaty, tiring, challenging, amazing, freeing, hilarious… but 'glamorous' is not one of them. But there's no other job like it in the world. And I love it."
Happy Birthday, @stephaniedabruzzo.bsky.social!
Happy Birthday, @stephaniedabruzzo.bsky.social!
"This wiki is dedicated to documenting, exploring and enjoying the enormous body of work that Jim Henson has created and inspired."
Happy Birthday, @muppetwiki.com! This account is in debt to your countless contributors... particularly those who are generous with transcripts.
Happy Birthday, @muppetwiki.com! This account is in debt to your countless contributors... particularly those who are generous with transcripts.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"This wiki is dedicated to documenting, exploring and enjoying the enormous body of work that Jim Henson has created and inspired."
Happy Birthday, @muppetwiki.com! This account is in debt to your countless contributors... particularly those who are generous with transcripts.
Happy Birthday, @muppetwiki.com! This account is in debt to your countless contributors... particularly those who are generous with transcripts.
"Creating a character is always a delicate balance. It’s the writing. It’s the concept. It’s the puppeteer. It’s the voice the puppeteer does. You just don’t know whether something is going to click."
Happy Birthday, Norman Stiles!
Happy Birthday, Norman Stiles!
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Creating a character is always a delicate balance. It’s the writing. It’s the concept. It’s the puppeteer. It’s the voice the puppeteer does. You just don’t know whether something is going to click."
Happy Birthday, Norman Stiles!
Happy Birthday, Norman Stiles!
FOZZIWIG: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
JACOB MARLEY: That was the speech?
ROBERT MARLEY: It was dumb!
JACOB MARLEY: It was obvious!
ROBERT MARLEY: It was pointless!
JACOB MARLEY: It was... short!
BOTH MARLEYS: I loved it!
JACOB MARLEY: That was the speech?
ROBERT MARLEY: It was dumb!
JACOB MARLEY: It was obvious!
ROBERT MARLEY: It was pointless!
JACOB MARLEY: It was... short!
BOTH MARLEYS: I loved it!
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
FOZZIWIG: My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
JACOB MARLEY: That was the speech?
ROBERT MARLEY: It was dumb!
JACOB MARLEY: It was obvious!
ROBERT MARLEY: It was pointless!
JACOB MARLEY: It was... short!
BOTH MARLEYS: I loved it!
JACOB MARLEY: That was the speech?
ROBERT MARLEY: It was dumb!
JACOB MARLEY: It was obvious!
ROBERT MARLEY: It was pointless!
JACOB MARLEY: It was... short!
BOTH MARLEYS: I loved it!
LOTHAR: Will the plan to kidnap Santa Claus succeed? By the prophecy of the genie, and by the powers of destiny… I bring you the word.
COSMO SCAM: Well, what’s the word?
LOTHAR: Maybe.
COSMO SCAM: Well, what’s the word?
LOTHAR: Maybe.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
LOTHAR: Will the plan to kidnap Santa Claus succeed? By the prophecy of the genie, and by the powers of destiny… I bring you the word.
COSMO SCAM: Well, what’s the word?
LOTHAR: Maybe.
COSMO SCAM: Well, what’s the word?
LOTHAR: Maybe.
KERMIT: One kid thinks that Santa Claus gets into the house at Thanksgiving and hides in the laundry hamper until Christmas Eve.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
KERMIT: One kid thinks that Santa Claus gets into the house at Thanksgiving and hides in the laundry hamper until Christmas Eve.
TAYLOR THE TURKEY: This Thanksgiving thing is really great. I don't know why the other guys in the pen bad-mouth it. I mean, they give me a nice shave, and, look at all this food... I smell good enough to eat!
Happy Thanksgiving, Muppet fans!
Happy Thanksgiving, Muppet fans!
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
TAYLOR THE TURKEY: This Thanksgiving thing is really great. I don't know why the other guys in the pen bad-mouth it. I mean, they give me a nice shave, and, look at all this food... I smell good enough to eat!
Happy Thanksgiving, Muppet fans!
Happy Thanksgiving, Muppet fans!
HOWARD TUBMAN: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
BEVERLY PLUME: Some of my ghoulfriends are having me for dinner!
HOWARD TUBMAN: Awkward.
BEVERLY PLUME: Some of my ghoulfriends are having me for dinner!
HOWARD TUBMAN: Awkward.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
HOWARD TUBMAN: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
BEVERLY PLUME: Some of my ghoulfriends are having me for dinner!
HOWARD TUBMAN: Awkward.
BEVERLY PLUME: Some of my ghoulfriends are having me for dinner!
HOWARD TUBMAN: Awkward.
SCOOTER: What's Thanksgiving without the dancing Christmas trees?
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
SCOOTER: What's Thanksgiving without the dancing Christmas trees?
MILDRED: You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards.
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
MILDRED: You know, when I was in London, I saw them changing the guards.
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
GEORGE THE JANITOR: Why? Were they dirty?
DUCK: Oh, Kermit.
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
DUCK: Oh, Kermit.
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
KERMIT: Yeah?
DUCK: I finally got the punchline down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?
KERMIT: Okay.
DUCK: Good. "Quack!"
KERMIT: Uh Fine, fine. But uh, keep working on it, okay?
WALDORF: Well, they did improve the level of television entertainment.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
WALDORF: Well, they did improve the level of television entertainment.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
STATLER: Well, they had no place to go but up.
FOZZIE BEAR: I bet on a horse that came in so late, they had to pay the jockey time and a half.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
FOZZIE BEAR: I bet on a horse that came in so late, they had to pay the jockey time and a half.
"This was unbelievable to me to meet everybody that’s working with the Muppets! Here I got a puppet on my hand that was actually a Muppet."
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"This was unbelievable to me to meet everybody that’s working with the Muppets! Here I got a puppet on my hand that was actually a Muppet."
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
Happy Birthday, John Kennedy!
"One of the attitudes of 'Sesame Street' has been that children, even tiny ones, have a sense of humor."
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"One of the attitudes of 'Sesame Street' has been that children, even tiny ones, have a sense of humor."
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
Happy Birthday, Tony Geiss!
(Dave Goelz on Jack Burns) "Gonzo... might have been forgotten about during the early meetings, except that Jack Burns... said, 'Yeah! Yeah! Like he does these crazy acts like eating a tire to 'Flight of the Bumblebee!'"
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
(Dave Goelz on Jack Burns) "Gonzo... might have been forgotten about during the early meetings, except that Jack Burns... said, 'Yeah! Yeah! Like he does these crazy acts like eating a tire to 'Flight of the Bumblebee!'"
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!
Happy Birthday, Jack Burns!