Senator Sunshine
@sunshineempire.bsky.social
Floridian by birth, leftist by the grace of God.
It's like Lane just skipped right past the have-your-wife-fake-a-911-call-to-get-you-out-of-your-current-job stage of this process. Amateur shit.
"That might haunt Lane…how do you walk in that meeting and say, ‘Hey guys, I’m not only leaving, I’m gonna be playing you next year?’ I don’t know" – Urban Meyer on Lane Kiffin
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's like Lane just skipped right past the have-your-wife-fake-a-911-call-to-get-you-out-of-your-current-job stage of this process. Amateur shit.
Theo Von is on Pat McAfee right now, and we're experiencing what scientists have called the "Stupid Shit Singularity."
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Theo Von is on Pat McAfee right now, and we're experiencing what scientists have called the "Stupid Shit Singularity."
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One good thing about Bari Weiss is that she articulates the worldview of the 0.00001% with total clarity, and thereby makes it obvious that they are dangerously out of their minds.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One good thing about Bari Weiss is that she articulates the worldview of the 0.00001% with total clarity, and thereby makes it obvious that they are dangerously out of their minds.
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Sup Fools!
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sup Fools!
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you're listening to WKRP in Cincinatti
October 22, 2023 at 1:25 AM
you're listening to WKRP in Cincinatti
We'll hear about all of the groundbreaking works that Mr. Kier was in today and nobody will give him his due for the portrayal of Professor Pericles from Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
Udo Kier, German actor who starred in iconic horror films, dies aged 81
Udo Kier, German actor who starred in iconic horror films, dies aged 81
Kier is known for his roles in My Own Private Idaho and Lars Von Trier
www.irishtimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
We'll hear about all of the groundbreaking works that Mr. Kier was in today and nobody will give him his due for the portrayal of Professor Pericles from Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
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He never should have recovered from this, he should be in real estate by now
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
Alt: Marco Rubio desperately reaching for a teeny bottle of water
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
He never should have recovered from this, he should be in real estate by now
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This one really is useful because you won’t see a more clear demonstration of one of the most damaging political phenomena of the era: the reactionary professional mind rejecting unacceptable reality, only able to process and comprehend it via something close to conspiracy theory.
Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This one really is useful because you won’t see a more clear demonstration of one of the most damaging political phenomena of the era: the reactionary professional mind rejecting unacceptable reality, only able to process and comprehend it via something close to conspiracy theory.
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Actual photo of me getting dragged into the Christmas season.
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Actual photo of me getting dragged into the Christmas season.
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
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It's one of the least consequential things but I wonder how Bill Maher, who explicitly conceives of himself as a "hero" for meeting Trump and hates Mamdani, is going to react to this on his dumb show or dumber podcast.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's one of the least consequential things but I wonder how Bill Maher, who explicitly conceives of himself as a "hero" for meeting Trump and hates Mamdani, is going to react to this on his dumb show or dumber podcast.
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
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Tired: resist him
Wired: make him fall in love with you!!!
Wired: make him fall in love with you!!!
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tired: resist him
Wired: make him fall in love with you!!!
Wired: make him fall in love with you!!!
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Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
People are making a big deal about Trump and Vance not being invited to Dick Cheney's funeral, while no one will call out the Democrats who will attend.
Cheney was clearly a war criminal who bears direct responsibility for the deaths of at least a million innocent human beings.
Cheney was clearly a war criminal who bears direct responsibility for the deaths of at least a million innocent human beings.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
People are making a big deal about Trump and Vance not being invited to Dick Cheney's funeral, while no one will call out the Democrats who will attend.
Cheney was clearly a war criminal who bears direct responsibility for the deaths of at least a million innocent human beings.
Cheney was clearly a war criminal who bears direct responsibility for the deaths of at least a million innocent human beings.
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Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
If he ends up being the Democrat on the presidential ticket in 2028, you would rather vote republican or not vote at all because of this issue?? That’s the million dollar question. Not the hill I would die on and def not worth losing an election over!
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Actually the question that occurs to me is "will you nominate him anyway even after years of people telling you they won't vote for him if you do, and then when you lose as you were warned you would, will you blame not yourselves but the people who warned you."
Burninating the countryside!
Washington State did a Strong Bad/Trogdor halftime show?!?
x.com/StrongBadAct...
x.com/StrongBadAct...
Strong Bad on X: "The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band played Trogdor at halftime this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets the spectacle it desoives! https://t.co/ZjJAjrpRGz" / X
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band played Trogdor at halftime this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets the spectacle it desoives! https://t.co/ZjJAjrpRGz
x.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Burninating the countryside!
I went to high school with a girl named Liz Frank, and I think about her every time a football player gets this injury.
Eagles OT Lane Johnson, one of the game’s best, suffered a Lisfranc sprain Sunday, per me and Mike Garafolo.
He’s out for the next 4-6 weeks because of the foot injury, but will seek a second opinion and more tests. This likely lands him on IR, but the belief is not season-ending.
He’s out for the next 4-6 weeks because of the foot injury, but will seek a second opinion and more tests. This likely lands him on IR, but the belief is not season-ending.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I went to high school with a girl named Liz Frank, and I think about her every time a football player gets this injury.
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I made these myself.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I made these myself.
Gamble round the campfire children!
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Gamble round the campfire children!
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok