THE TWELVE WINS OF CIGSMAS
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Museum person and musician. Fan of Indiana Hoosiers, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavs. Trumpet player, knitter, crocheter and most importantly, mom. 41, she/her.
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
I have a bobblehead of legendary IU Men’s soccer coach Jerry Yeagley
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have a bobblehead of legendary IU Men’s soccer coach Jerry Yeagley
I refuse to gamble until Bette Midler opens a book focused on Broadway prop bets. Biding my time until BetMidler
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I refuse to gamble until Bette Midler opens a book focused on Broadway prop bets. Biding my time until BetMidler
Is Cameron Boozer named after the gym his dad played in???
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Is Cameron Boozer named after the gym his dad played in???
Weekly CFP brackets are about as useful as a weekly ranking of the committee’s favorite colors, until the real bracket is announced
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Weekly CFP brackets are about as useful as a weekly ranking of the committee’s favorite colors, until the real bracket is announced
Quitting my job to spend more time under this blanket
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Quitting my job to spend more time under this blanket
Giant Steps for UNT football
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Giant Steps for UNT football
IU had better be locking down extensions for Haines and Shanahan
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
IU had better be locking down extensions for Haines and Shanahan
Supported a local business by buying a new mattress after 20(!) years of the same one
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Supported a local business by buying a new mattress after 20(!) years of the same one
The most Dallas/Ft Worth movies ever made:
1. Office Space
2. Bottle Rocket
3. Logan’s Run
4. JFK
5. The Thin Blue Line
1. Office Space
2. Bottle Rocket
3. Logan’s Run
4. JFK
5. The Thin Blue Line
Most NYC Movies:
1) Elf
2) Home Alone 2
3) Serendipity
4) Miracle on 34 Street
5) Spirited
1) Elf
2) Home Alone 2
3) Serendipity
4) Miracle on 34 Street
5) Spirited
the MOST Los Angeles movies ever made:
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Point Break
3. Drive
4. Heat
5. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Point Break
3. Drive
4. Heat
5. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The most Dallas/Ft Worth movies ever made:
1. Office Space
2. Bottle Rocket
3. Logan’s Run
4. JFK
5. The Thin Blue Line
1. Office Space
2. Bottle Rocket
3. Logan’s Run
4. JFK
5. The Thin Blue Line
I absolutely cannot wait for the Fullcast
Lane Kiffin was tweeting from a dog’s twitter account that he didn’t even own???
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I absolutely cannot wait for the Fullcast
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Running ragged from upholding my commitments to people. I want to quit things
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Running ragged from upholding my commitments to people. I want to quit things
Once again begging kiddo to go the fuck to sleep
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Once again begging kiddo to go the fuck to sleep
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Defenseless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.
~ W.H. Auden
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.
~ W.H. Auden
March 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Defenseless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.
~ W.H. Auden
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.
~ W.H. Auden
Not so much my profession, but when I tell people I work at The History Museum in South Bend, almost everyone says either “never heard of it” or “oh is that the one with the cars”
Because the Studebaker National Museum shares a building with us and that’s what people have visited
Because the Studebaker National Museum shares a building with us and that’s what people have visited
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Not so much my profession, but when I tell people I work at The History Museum in South Bend, almost everyone says either “never heard of it” or “oh is that the one with the cars”
Because the Studebaker National Museum shares a building with us and that’s what people have visited
Because the Studebaker National Museum shares a building with us and that’s what people have visited
Beginning my Monday with a printer that’s committed to breaking its internal components and firing them out the back and behind the cabinets
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Beginning my Monday with a printer that’s committed to breaking its internal components and firing them out the back and behind the cabinets
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Sooners, it's time to support academic freedom at our alma mater and help protect a trans graduate student from Turning Point USA's bullshit.
markham at ou dot edu
markham at ou dot edu
I hope this email finds you unwell, Dr. Markham.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sooners, it's time to support academic freedom at our alma mater and help protect a trans graduate student from Turning Point USA's bullshit.
markham at ou dot edu
markham at ou dot edu
He’s got a nice vertical. Cig should consider him as a walk-on. Excuse me…scurry-on.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He’s got a nice vertical. Cig should consider him as a walk-on. Excuse me…scurry-on.
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It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing
The numbers in here are hilarious.
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%
Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing
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it's unbelievable how consistent the gap in awareness is
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's unbelievable how consistent the gap in awareness is
Kentucky Head Coach Two Horses In A Man Costume
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Kentucky Head Coach Two Horses In A Man Costume
🎼 Stoops! There it was! 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
🎼 Stoops! There it was! 🎶
Kentucky Head Coach Inanimate Carbon Rod
Kentucky Head Coach Juice Kiffin
Kentucky head coach Ed Orgeron
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Kentucky Head Coach Inanimate Carbon Rod
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