THE TWELVE WINS OF CIGSMAS
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THE TWELVE WINS OF CIGSMAS
@stoatcat.bsky.social
Museum person and musician. Fan of Indiana Hoosiers, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavs. Trumpet player, knitter, crocheter and most importantly, mom. 41, she/her.
They’re now an autonomous collective
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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based on my profile pic, you might be surprised by my answer but it's this
May 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Or barbasol
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’ll always think of Dave Barry’s reader recounting playing it in high school jazz band, and a senior trombonist standing up after the big end fermata, slapping his forehead and shouting OH JESUS THE CAKE
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Clearly his Mos Eisley Alumni Newsletter goes straight from the mailbox to the trash
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watch “A Far Off Place” while you’re at it
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Noble Eightfold Path will lead you to enlightenment and 8-4
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Dr Guynemer fixed my owie. He didn’t give me a shot this time. I am 6.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Alas now the computers do have takes available
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gus Johnson screaming YUM! after big dunks
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Will Smith stars in Enema of the State

[no relation to Blink 182]
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“End-to-end encrypted”
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’d love to watch an a-list series about people working together to solve a big problem
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
He should bring on Michael Sheen
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Easy answer: play The Lick
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tis the season for spite and good deeds
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM