Dan Johnson
@coil.bsky.social
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Schipperke owner @PNW Game Systems Designer, dangerously unsupervised (prev Big Blue Sky Games, Blizzard, Bungie, Irrational, etc) Hire me! #GameDev he/him
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coil.bsky.social
Hello newskies! I'm Dan, a game designer currently hailing from the Seattle area. I have lots of schipperkes, ADHD, and many (mostly crafty) hobbies in varying states of hyperfocus or neglect.

Favorite game: Journey
Color: Aqua
Album: Paul Simon - Graceland
Cocktail: Red Hook
Dinosaur: Amargasaurus
A selfie of me with glasses, a goatee, and curly hair down past my shoulders. I'm wearing a lanyard & attendee pass for Unreal Fest. Two small black schipperke dogs on leashes, ears up and panting in excitement
coil.bsky.social
Correcting myself: class is stronger politics than morality.
coil.bsky.social
Yep. Class > politics.
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coil.bsky.social
Same, though moving from Boston to SoCal to Seattle certainly didn't help either.
coil.bsky.social
Gonna start a game dev tutorial YouTube channel: how to give Microsoft $20/month like a pro
coil.bsky.social
"I think a state tree wouldn't be right here, but a decision tree would be perfect. I haven't actually worked much with decision trees, but I'd start by— Actually, let's have the AI do it. We can just open up Copilot, and"

And great, now *neither* of us is learning anything any more.
coil.bsky.social
"I think a state tree wouldn't be right here, but a decision tree would be perfect. I haven't actually worked much with decision trees, but I'd start by— Actually, let's have the AI do it. We can just open up Copilot, and"

And great, now *neither* of us is learning anything any more.
coil.bsky.social
Aaand then he fired up the plagiarism machine. Later, loser.
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
yaaaay time for one of my favourite fun facts: brassicas are the wacky dog breeds of the plant world
coil.bsky.social
Man, Watership Down goes harder than I remember
coil.bsky.social
No way CBP is letting that back in
coil.bsky.social
The jury would help hide the bodies
coil.bsky.social
My "unlikely domino effect" story starts in an AOL chat room and ends with owning a top 10 schipperke. (Along the way: rock climbing, swing dancing, and my wife)
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
coil.bsky.social
Il Nido in West Seattle - polar opposite of a tiki bar but they've got an amazing cocktail program (on top of the amazing menu).
coil.bsky.social
"Very good at reinventing the wheel and making it square-shaped" 10/10 no notes
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nicholaskole.bsky.social
Send the layered file
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
coil.bsky.social
I found a random YouTube channel doing code reviews of Godot projects and it's probably the most informative game dev video content I've ever encountered.
coil.bsky.social
To be fair, the Unipiper has been mysteriously hot for at least a decade
coil.bsky.social
If it helps, I had not previously heard and absolutely love the term "mixels".
coil.bsky.social
Now with smooth panning!
coil.bsky.social
Thankfully(?) I've only once been paid enough to not be hourly.
coil.bsky.social
Short-term, voluntary overtime
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
coil.bsky.social
Charitably: maybe the author is framing it for a hypothetical reader who comes in with the wrong preconception?

Dunno how the rest reads, though.