Dan Johnson (hire me)
@coil.bsky.social
Schipperke owner @PNW
Game Systems Designer, dangerously unsupervised (prev Big Blue Sky Games, Blizzard, Bungie, Irrational, etc)
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#GameDev
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Game Systems Designer, dangerously unsupervised (prev Big Blue Sky Games, Blizzard, Bungie, Irrational, etc)
Hire me!
#GameDev
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Dan Johnson (hire me)
@coil.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Hello newskies! I'm Dan, a game designer currently hailing from the Seattle area. I have lots of schipperkes, ADHD, and many (mostly crafty) hobbies in varying states of hyperfocus or neglect.
Favorite game: Journey
Color: Aqua
Album: Paul Simon - Graceland
Cocktail: Red Hook
Dinosaur: Amargasaurus
Favorite game: Journey
Color: Aqua
Album: Paul Simon - Graceland
Cocktail: Red Hook
Dinosaur: Amargasaurus
I wish we were in the timeline that got the good Jurassic Park sequels.
Literally my favorite movie, literally life-trajectory-altering, followed by a pair of C+s and four DNFs.
Literally my favorite movie, literally life-trajectory-altering, followed by a pair of C+s and four DNFs.
Finally watching Jurassic World: Rebirth, and man this is...not good.
a poster for jurassic world shows a dinosaur and the sun
ALT: a poster for jurassic world shows a dinosaur and the sun
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wish we were in the timeline that got the good Jurassic Park sequels.
Literally my favorite movie, literally life-trajectory-altering, followed by a pair of C+s and four DNFs.
Literally my favorite movie, literally life-trajectory-altering, followed by a pair of C+s and four DNFs.
We've been scattered to the winds the last couple years, but Fishbowl and Codenames are stalwarts. Pictionary is an old favorite but my dad cheats SO bad.
"How do you cheat at Pictionary?" Blatantly.
"How do you cheat at Pictionary?" Blatantly.
What games do you play at family functions? Or you not game ppl?
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We've been scattered to the winds the last couple years, but Fishbowl and Codenames are stalwarts. Pictionary is an old favorite but my dad cheats SO bad.
"How do you cheat at Pictionary?" Blatantly.
"How do you cheat at Pictionary?" Blatantly.
Success! I had grand plans of side dishes, but this and the bread was plenty.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Success! I had grand plans of side dishes, but this and the bread was plenty.
First creation of the day: success
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
First creation of the day: success
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🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🥧 (a Thanksgiving comic)
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So here's the thing; you can choose to use gen AI or not. You can choose to buy conflict diamonds or not. You can choose to invest in weapons manufacturers or not.
If you know how something is made and accept the harms involved, then you are making a statement that those harms are acceptable.
If you know how something is made and accept the harms involved, then you are making a statement that those harms are acceptable.
The hard part is I know non-technical people who are intrigued by the idea of using AI to help fill a gap in their skills. I generally like these people, so I don't want to yell at them for trying the technology, because it isn't going to make them magically agree with me or understand the harms.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
So here's the thing; you can choose to use gen AI or not. You can choose to buy conflict diamonds or not. You can choose to invest in weapons manufacturers or not.
If you know how something is made and accept the harms involved, then you are making a statement that those harms are acceptable.
If you know how something is made and accept the harms involved, then you are making a statement that those harms are acceptable.
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So yes, I am very mad that the entire gen AI "industry" is built upon a foundation of fraud and theft. Even if the tech worked perfectly (it doesn't, which is a separate problem), the sacrifices required to make it function are extreme and destructive, even before the environmental impact.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
So yes, I am very mad that the entire gen AI "industry" is built upon a foundation of fraud and theft. Even if the tech worked perfectly (it doesn't, which is a separate problem), the sacrifices required to make it function are extreme and destructive, even before the environmental impact.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships but Pigs in Space appears twice
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships but Pigs in Space appears twice
Invert a band
Prince
Wait, no
Queen
Shit
Uh...
Normal Allie
Prince
Wait, no
Queen
Shit
Uh...
Normal Allie
invert a band
worse than ezra
worse than ezra
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Invert a band
Prince
Wait, no
Queen
Shit
Uh...
Normal Allie
Prince
Wait, no
Queen
Shit
Uh...
Normal Allie
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if what you're doing can be done by genai its not worth doing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
if what you're doing can be done by genai its not worth doing
I'll bite: do you remember *any single other line* the guards in Skyrim say?
Writing skill is being able to write "arrow to the knee" AND the lines that disappear into the larger tapestry. Narrative design skill is setting ATTK to happen 1% as often as any other line.
Chatgpt has neither.
Writing skill is being able to write "arrow to the knee" AND the lines that disappear into the larger tapestry. Narrative design skill is setting ATTK to happen 1% as often as any other line.
Chatgpt has neither.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'll bite: do you remember *any single other line* the guards in Skyrim say?
Writing skill is being able to write "arrow to the knee" AND the lines that disappear into the larger tapestry. Narrative design skill is setting ATTK to happen 1% as often as any other line.
Chatgpt has neither.
Writing skill is being able to write "arrow to the knee" AND the lines that disappear into the larger tapestry. Narrative design skill is setting ATTK to happen 1% as often as any other line.
Chatgpt has neither.
As an expert in Executive Dysfunction I'm seeing this condition more and more, particularly among tech company heads:
Premature Enshittification
Unfortunately, it's fatal and incurable.
Premature Enshittification
Unfortunately, it's fatal and incurable.
Tim Sweeney got that silicon valley brain worm.
Hey Tim, you're providing a service to customers, not to your shareholders.
Hey Tim, you're providing a service to customers, not to your shareholders.
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
As an expert in Executive Dysfunction I'm seeing this condition more and more, particularly among tech company heads:
Premature Enshittification
Unfortunately, it's fatal and incurable.
Premature Enshittification
Unfortunately, it's fatal and incurable.
I'm just going to pretend this is another of those "it's on Tubi, it's on Crave, it's literally on Crave" memes
RFK orgasm poem? it's curtains for zoosha
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm just going to pretend this is another of those "it's on Tubi, it's on Crave, it's literally on Crave" memes
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drawing parkour/menus on one axis and mystlike/skinner box on the other
all games are either mystlikes or skinner boxes
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
drawing parkour/menus on one axis and mystlike/skinner box on the other
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I will admit, I missed this specific section of Valve's initial 2023 refusal in the previous reporting. It's unfortunate but pretty clear-cut. Even the impression of CSEM is a very reasonable hard stop for a platform. (Note the final two sentences.)
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I will admit, I missed this specific section of Valve's initial 2023 refusal in the previous reporting. It's unfortunate but pretty clear-cut. Even the impression of CSEM is a very reasonable hard stop for a platform. (Note the final two sentences.)
"...She usually dresses me"
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"...She usually dresses me"
Oh that's easy: because a NYT Cooking sub is $6/month, but a news sub is $25/mo.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh that's easy: because a NYT Cooking sub is $6/month, but a news sub is $25/mo.
Tim Sweeney got that silicon valley brain worm.
Hey Tim, you're providing a service to customers, not to your shareholders.
Hey Tim, you're providing a service to customers, not to your shareholders.
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tim Sweeney got that silicon valley brain worm.
Hey Tim, you're providing a service to customers, not to your shareholders.
Hey Tim, you're providing a service to customers, not to your shareholders.
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The most simple fact is: It makes sense because your consumers care about it. Set aside any facts about AI and just treat it as a black box component. If buyers say it factors into their purchasing decisions, then it matters to you because the point of your service is to sell what they want to buy.
Opposing Steam’s AI Disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney Says Game Stores Should Drop "the AI tag" Because "it makes no sense" When "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The most simple fact is: It makes sense because your consumers care about it. Set aside any facts about AI and just treat it as a black box component. If buyers say it factors into their purchasing decisions, then it matters to you because the point of your service is to sell what they want to buy.
We stan
1992, btw: pixelart may have came a long way, but a reminder how gorgeous it was back then.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We stan
Anyone want to smuggle my latest job app past the robots at Epic?
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Anyone want to smuggle my latest job app past the robots at Epic?
New best compliment just dropped 🫠
I’ve never known a better leader; I’d follow you anywhere
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
New best compliment just dropped 🫠
Symbolically best rather than literally, but @llcoolpete.bsky.social once told me he'd play WoW again if I were raid leading.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Symbolically best rather than literally, but @llcoolpete.bsky.social once told me he'd play WoW again if I were raid leading.