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Dan Johnson (hire me)
@coil.bsky.social
Schipperke owner @PNW
Game Systems Designer, dangerously unsupervised (prev Big Blue Sky Games, Blizzard, Bungie, Irrational, etc)

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Seems to be going well for them. Haven't seen a review mention the AI shit yet; apparently the campaign is hot garbage, among other things.

But so weird how a game cutting corners with AI slop appears to have cut other corners, too.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Oh hey, I built a dog-proof gate once, too.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This one makes more sense. Percentage of respondents making more than $100k, by seniority.

Has your company been shifting to a contractor model? Here's why.
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Looks like he's got a website that just regurgitates press releases via genAI for ad revenue. Ugh.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"A Krafton representative reflexively spewed a frankly remarkable stream of bullshit when they heard someone start to say 'layoff'"

www.rockpapershotgun.com/subnautica-2...
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This little princess (admiringly)
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
@softrains.bsky.social fun bug... On my Xbox Elite V2 controller, I have one of my paddles assigned to SHIFT. I tapped it and the game hard crashed to desktop.

When I loaded my save, it seems to have kept my position but not my cleaning progress, so I spawned inside fungus and 💀

Gerard's mission.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Y'all don't even know.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My two SHIPs - the Eagle-5 has actually become my daily driver, even over my exotic with near-perfect supercharge slots.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My wife was doing some organizing and found the stuffed "donut" that Jester's breeder sent home with her the day we took her home, six years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm one of the six people who bought and liked the original Steam Controller; the haptic pad isn't a mouse replacement but it was the closest anyone had gotten. So when I compare the new one to the Dreamcast controller and The Duke, it's affectionately.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Of these, I'd bet on Vaults over Thicket, which I think lets you out on the wrong side.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I was trying to make sense of the pixel blur on the wall and then I realized it's a 4-foot-tall Doomguy face.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Three different "Wow it looks like a DS port"

Nah, this is 1996 cutting edge PC gaming.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've said on several occasions that voice is one of the more ethical forms of generative AI, since it's typically trained on a single voice rather than a sea of stolen content. IF the performer is INFORMED AND APPROPRIATELY COMPENSATED, this is a very reasonable win via genAI.

(1/2)
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They can collect unemployment (on their giant salaries) and join the job search like the rest of us.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My bad, sorry
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Isn't that just G1 transformers tho
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Twist! I decided to decal my HG Schwarzette.

It's a pretty nice upgrade.
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have amazing news:
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM