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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · Aug 24

Be the person that makes people say
"life is good because you've been in it"

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Talk to me when its Stanza

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 7h

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Skyfall

Goldeneye

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Service

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 7h

Floating top five, no order

Goldfinger: John fuckin’ Barry

Licence to Kill: Robert Davi has so much fun here

Skyfall: the Home Alone finale is great

Live and Let Die: most gonzo entry but irresistibly loopy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service: prettiest Bond film by a mile

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Goldeneye always gets a bump because

a collage of four images of a video game shows a man and a woman standing next to each other

ALT: a collage of four images of a video game shows a man and a woman standing next to each other

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, that tracks

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

It is my solemn and sacred duty to report that the pretzel wrapped bratwurst at QuikTrip are fucking amazing. You should have one as soon as possible

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 12h

You know how I can tell it's not a clarinet player?

Cause that's a D on a clarinet.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

THE CLEAVAGE CLOAKS THE CAMERA WITH ITS CURVES

RIP Andre Braugher

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

Does anyone under the age of 35 even know who the Jetsons are

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13h

Jim Carrey in Talks to Lead Live-Action ‘The Jetsons’ Movie, Colin Trevorrow to Direct www.thewrap.com/jim-carrey-j...

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

It is my solemn and sacred duty to report that the pretzel wrapped bratwurst at QuikTrip are fucking amazing. You should have one as soon as possible

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h

"please come. We have jars!!"

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h

"At a bar in Tampa..."

Any story that starts with this can go in literally any direction. It can be the most tame shit to the most obscene, to the most weird.

Did you:
have the best burger ever?
see a sex act you didn't think was possible outside 0 g?
drink w/ a live gator in the bathroom?

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

Stopped off in Gaffney to restock on cokes and get some gas, and encountered a woman smoking a cigarette indoors.

On brand

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

Nope, its @glenmaffews.bsky.social likes peaches reference

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

Good morning @glenmaffews.bsky.social

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17h

Greetings from Blacksburg!

(Not that one)

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

BENCHIE!

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 20h

Tis the greatest city that ever was or will be

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1d

I would move infinity and Origins to the end, as they have nothing to do w/ the SG1/Atlantis/Universe timeline

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Apr 15

If you didn't have an aunt with a cupboard full of Snackwell's products and some "Cathy" strips up on the fridge featuring the phrase "Diets? Ack!" did you really live through the 80's/90's?

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly! More Blue Lagoon, less Lord of the Flies, you see the vision

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 1d

Open the door, and yell " Play Freebird"