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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.
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ATL people: bowling league registration is up for Jan! Wed or Thur nights. I know a couple ppl were interested last time. Who wants to join the Commentariat team?
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December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is how I achieve my life goal of being declared "Persona Non Grata" from a country
it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Flaming crossbow bolt drive by.
it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Watch that then go research:

-The song itself

-The band who sang it

-The lore behind the Just Dance Rasputin character
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I have enough PTO left to roll over the full allotted amount and still take every Friday off for the rest of the year...
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They make good shit. You should buy it.

I just want my gamebreaker jacket so I can be warm and stunt on them hoes.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Probably the most accurate SEC Shorts ever
youtu.be/RdT7Ad9FsW4?...
SEC Shorts - Lane tries to burn it all down
YouTube video by SEC Shorts
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Go Jackets
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Kentucky Head Coach Juice Kiffin
Kentucky head coach Ed Orgeron
Kentucky head coach Jerry Kill
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Kentucky Head Coach Mike Bobo
Kentucky head coach Jimbo Fisher
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Kentucky Head Coach Scott Satterfield
kentucky head coach will muschamp
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
BRING IT BACK
Pizza Hut Electric Baking Oven (1975-circa 1978): A little toy oven from Coleco, shaped like the iconic pizza chain buildings, that allowed you to make your own mini (cheese-less) pizzas. Included dough mix, sauce, two pans, a scoop, a peel, and a little Pizza Hut sign
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Nothing is more beautiful, and few things more sacred to me than at midnight on Christmas, being in a church lit only by candlelight singing "Silent Night" as a congregation.

Secular: Sleigh Ride.
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?

I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.

And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
FLASH
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
#skycards Catch Leaving Lane's Planes!
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No takers so I'm heading to Macon alone!

BEAR DOWN MERCER BEARS!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
#skycards

LANE PLANES OF SHAME in formation
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Strong floor, strong ceiling.
Strong house.
Strong. Strong strength. Strongness, in terms of the house and also in terms of strength. Which is strong.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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how to bbq ribs on warp core
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
#Skycards waiting on that Lane Plane of Shame
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You: watching F1 or ConcLane news

Me: waiting for Season 3 dub of One Punch Man to drop

We are not the same
a cartoon of a bald man says ok in a speech bubble
ALT: a cartoon of a bald man says ok in a speech bubble
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November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM