Major
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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.
Pinned
ATL people: bowling league registration is up for Jan! Wed or Thur nights. I know a couple ppl were interested last time. Who wants to join the Commentariat team?
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@billh.bsky.social @streetlightlily.bsky.social @socratesjohnson.bsky.social @glitterburrito.bsky.social ?
Lame
The Big 12 conference is issuing a $500,000 institutional fine to Iowa State and Kansas State for opting out of their bowl games.
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Lame
The ACCCG: mission accomplished
The ACCCG, on its way to totally fuck up the playoff brackets
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The ACCCG: mission accomplished
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My 7 year old keeps chanting “CHEEZ-ITS CRUST” to the tune of “Jesus Christ!” Because that’s what his mom yelled when he jumped out of a dark closet to scare her.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My 7 year old keeps chanting “CHEEZ-ITS CRUST” to the tune of “Jesus Christ!” Because that’s what his mom yelled when he jumped out of a dark closet to scare her.
13-10 is the Midwestern CFB equivalent of 6-7
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
13-10 is the Midwestern CFB equivalent of 6-7
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With 66 AP Poll voters, ACC Champion Duke's 18 points means not many people voted for them.
Others receiving votes (Duke is buried in there):
Houston 82, Iowa 74, Tennessee 61, New Mexico 21, Duke 18, Boise St 16, UNLV 10, USF 10, SMU 8, Arizona St 6, Louisville 6, UConn 5, Washington 4, Pittsburgh 3, Kennesaw St 3, Illinois 2, Iowa St 2, WMU 1, TCU 1
Houston 82, Iowa 74, Tennessee 61, New Mexico 21, Duke 18, Boise St 16, UNLV 10, USF 10, SMU 8, Arizona St 6, Louisville 6, UConn 5, Washington 4, Pittsburgh 3, Kennesaw St 3, Illinois 2, Iowa St 2, WMU 1, TCU 1
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
With 66 AP Poll voters, ACC Champion Duke's 18 points means not many people voted for them.
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The ACCCG, on its way to totally fuck up the playoff brackets
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The ACCCG, on its way to totally fuck up the playoff brackets
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WHISTLE WHISTLE, SLUTS
LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc...
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS
STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc...
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS
STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
WHISTLE WHISTLE, SLUTS
LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc...
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS
STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
LINKEDIN: www.linkedin.com/events/fullc...
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/EDSBS
STREAMYARD: streamyard.com/watch/FtQNWY...
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Indiana's gonna win the football game
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Indiana's gonna win the football game
Good call on the overturn.
ACC Command Center remains undefeated
ACC Command Center remains undefeated
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Good call on the overturn.
ACC Command Center remains undefeated
ACC Command Center remains undefeated
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I'm not in the ACC with you, you're in the ACC with *ME*!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm not in the ACC with you, you're in the ACC with *ME*!!!
Returning it.
I love the jacket, its well made and the design is fantastic but
I cant move my arms when its unzipped, its just too tight across the shoulders.
Its not an accurate size.
I love the jacket, its well made and the design is fantastic but
I cant move my arms when its unzipped, its just too tight across the shoulders.
Its not an accurate size.
ITS FINALLY HERE
and is now the 2nd sexiest piece of clothing I own.
and is now the 2nd sexiest piece of clothing I own.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Returning it.
I love the jacket, its well made and the design is fantastic but
I cant move my arms when its unzipped, its just too tight across the shoulders.
Its not an accurate size.
I love the jacket, its well made and the design is fantastic but
I cant move my arms when its unzipped, its just too tight across the shoulders.
Its not an accurate size.
I'm legally allowed to take a shotgun to that thing.
And I would.
Frack the Cylons
And I would.
Frack the Cylons
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm legally allowed to take a shotgun to that thing.
And I would.
Frack the Cylons
And I would.
Frack the Cylons
Again
FUCK THIS DULUTH TRADING COMMERCIAL
FUCK THIS DULUTH TRADING COMMERCIAL
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Again
FUCK THIS DULUTH TRADING COMMERCIAL
FUCK THIS DULUTH TRADING COMMERCIAL
I always forget Virginia's fight song is "Auld Lang Syne"
Which is a lame ass fight song
Which is a lame ass fight song
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I always forget Virginia's fight song is "Auld Lang Syne"
Which is a lame ass fight song
Which is a lame ass fight song
Virginia: HB Dive is working, lets keep doing that
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Virginia: HB Dive is working, lets keep doing that
"He's a creepy looking fuck who also probably has a foot fetish... Why does he have my acting career?!?!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"He's a creepy looking fuck who also probably has a foot fetish... Why does he have my acting career?!?!"
I still find it funny that in the ACC bobblehead commercials FSU is represented by a cheerleader and not their horsy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I still find it funny that in the ACC bobblehead commercials FSU is represented by a cheerleader and not their horsy.
Vandy in Business Prison?
And you can too!
And you can too!
Vandy is LinkedIn posting reports from Economists on why they deserve to be in the Playoff.
The CFP needs this energy.
The CFP needs this energy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Vandy in Business Prison?
And you can too!
And you can too!
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
The anti-worker sentiment coming from the media knows no bounds.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
Half tempted to order this just for the sticker
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December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Half tempted to order this just for the sticker
The Mendoza Line sits at QB3
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Mendoza Line sits at QB3