Michael Shopoff
@mshopoff.bsky.social
Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
Y’all, it’s really gonna get wild when Olivia Nuzzi breaks the news of the LSU coaching search
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Y’all, it’s really gonna get wild when Olivia Nuzzi breaks the news of the LSU coaching search
Reposted by Michael Shopoff
I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know he's little but IMO they should still give him the adult procedure
Remember, keeping women submissive to their husbands means they don’t need gifts
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Remember, keeping women submissive to their husbands means they don’t need gifts
Teddy RuxAnon
"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Teddy RuxAnon
Put the journalistic malpractice aside:
This is sub-Twilight level prose.
This is sub-Twilight level prose.
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Put the journalistic malpractice aside:
This is sub-Twilight level prose.
This is sub-Twilight level prose.
Texas-Arkansas: a cupcake made of razor blades and disappointment
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Texas-Arkansas: a cupcake made of razor blades and disappointment
Trying to imagine a world where Texas misses the playoff but beats both OU and A&M... both of whom make the playoff.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Trying to imagine a world where Texas misses the playoff but beats both OU and A&M... both of whom make the playoff.
Hats off to Kirby, he absolutely ended the game with that onside kick
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hats off to Kirby, he absolutely ended the game with that onside kick
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Texas go 2 plays without a penalty challenge
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Texas go 2 plays without a penalty challenge
Blatant PI ignored on that INT
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Blatant PI ignored on that INT
Do the Texas receivers hate Arch tonight?
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Do the Texas receivers hate Arch tonight?
Ok but is this the innie Pope or outie Pope?
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ok but is this the innie Pope or outie Pope?
Left the house when the Aggies were down 30-3.
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Left the house when the Aggies were down 30-3.
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
Their fans must be furious after that loss, right?
…right?
Just drove past an establishment called "Wanderlust Bridal Boutique".
two men are talking to each other and one of them is saying you keep using that word .
Alt: "I do not think that word means what you think it means"
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just drove past an establishment called "Wanderlust Bridal Boutique".
What in the wide wide world of Gatorade is with this court?
Rudy Gobert considers the 3PA, Target Center fans yell “shoot it”
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What in the wide wide world of Gatorade is with this court?
I can't believe not one of you told me there's a John Williams documentary on Disney+
I thought you were my friends.
I thought you were my friends.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I can't believe not one of you told me there's a John Williams documentary on Disney+
I thought you were my friends.
I thought you were my friends.
“He is eternal”
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“He is eternal”
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
This is someone who clearly thought Methuselah aged Roger Moore was the best Bond.
My only question is, how did it take ownership 9 months to reach this conclusion?
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My only question is, how did it take ownership 9 months to reach this conclusion?
Finally got around to watching House of Dynamite, and really regretting that I did.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Finally got around to watching House of Dynamite, and really regretting that I did.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
Good lord, look at that Texas Tech defense.
🏈📊College Football's Most Efficient Teams
Opponent-Adjusted EPA/Play through Week 11
🟢⬆️➡️ Good Offense, Good Defense
🔵⬆️⬅️ Good Offense, Defense Needs Work
🟡⬇️➡️ Good Defense, Offense Needs Work
🔴⬇️⬅️ We're Trying Our Best!
Opponent-Adjusted EPA/Play through Week 11
🟢⬆️➡️ Good Offense, Good Defense
🔵⬆️⬅️ Good Offense, Defense Needs Work
🟡⬇️➡️ Good Defense, Offense Needs Work
🔴⬇️⬅️ We're Trying Our Best!
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good lord, look at that Texas Tech defense.
I can’t hear “Tusk” without thinking of the pilot for The Americans. That scene sold me on the entire show.
On Friday, Mick Fleetwood surprised fans by playing “Tusk” with the Trojan Marching Band. But Dr. Bartner, the 85-year-old band director who helped bring it to life and earned USC two platinum, albums also surprised Mick. Inside the very L.A. story of the iconic “Tusk.”
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
'It's our tune': How Fleetwood Mac worked with the USC Marching Band to create 'Tusk'
The idea initially sounded so far-fetched band directors thought it was a prank. But the collaboration became a sensation.
www.espn.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I can’t hear “Tusk” without thinking of the pilot for The Americans. That scene sold me on the entire show.
My entire timeline was looking for a 78-yard FG attempt.
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My entire timeline was looking for a 78-yard FG attempt.
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN
None of you fools expected BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN