Michael Shopoff
@mshopoff.bsky.social
Sports data scientist seeking professional/collegiate/consulting opportunities.
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
I follow most sports but root for Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Red Wings, USMNT, and USWNT
(he/him)
This one does.
God help us when Patrick takes over.
God help us when Patrick takes over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This one does.
God help us when Patrick takes over.
God help us when Patrick takes over.
I’m putting my mouth in the lions head, but I didn’t find it vague.
If you’re writing for 10 years about your bad relationships, you should be focusing on the common denominator.
If you’re writing for 10 years about your bad relationships, you should be focusing on the common denominator.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m putting my mouth in the lions head, but I didn’t find it vague.
If you’re writing for 10 years about your bad relationships, you should be focusing on the common denominator.
If you’re writing for 10 years about your bad relationships, you should be focusing on the common denominator.
Authenticity is pretty much a superpower in any format.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Authenticity is pretty much a superpower in any format.
Oh lord, Nuzzi started covering Canadian politics too?
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh lord, Nuzzi started covering Canadian politics too?
Why must you hate on the Utah Jazz?
(The correct answer is: John Stockton)
(The correct answer is: John Stockton)
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why must you hate on the Utah Jazz?
(The correct answer is: John Stockton)
(The correct answer is: John Stockton)
So did these politicians
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So did these politicians
Casino is the best Bond film and it’s not particularly close
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Casino is the best Bond film and it’s not particularly close
Why are there jokes? This is a great hire.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Why are there jokes? This is a great hire.
Oh Aggies easily.
I know it annoys Tech fans to no end, but we really don’t think about them at all.
I know it annoys Tech fans to no end, but we really don’t think about them at all.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oh Aggies easily.
I know it annoys Tech fans to no end, but we really don’t think about them at all.
I know it annoys Tech fans to no end, but we really don’t think about them at all.
I am still too public accounting-pilled tho think anything but “you absolutely must respond within 24 hours”
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am still too public accounting-pilled tho think anything but “you absolutely must respond within 24 hours”
House of Dynamite right there with it
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
House of Dynamite right there with it
People out there waiving attorney/client privilege
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
People out there waiving attorney/client privilege
Surely dates back to Oedipus
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Surely dates back to Oedipus
You missed your chance to do the hump
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You missed your chance to do the hump
They will play Texas
a woman wearing glasses and a tie is talking to another woman .
Alt: Legally Blonde: “What, like it’s hard?”
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
They will play Texas