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MereKatt
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Art junkie | House plant hoarder | Okie
Found buddy fits for me and @haillemmy.bsky.social

You want diamonds or flowers?
Jacques Heim, Netherlands (1965) #SweaterWeather
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Thank you, frontier-era
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Little known fact: the B in all those networks stands for “bitch.”
ABC, CBS and NBC all plan to carry Trump's address tomorrow despite it appearing to be just a celebration of his "accomplishments"
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Make a plan for that Christmas tree before all the needles get stuck in your carpet. 🎄 Take off the decor, and recycle it for FREE with OKC Parks! Details here: https://ow.ly/TlEn50XKzRe
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Like this visual
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In 2026, if you fuck with me you're getting the owl. No further warnings shall be issued.
What would be the best holiday gift?

1. robe of infinite napping
2. frightening bones
3. personal attack owl
4. burrito of destiny
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Okay, so the Detroit players are picking their nose and flicking it right?

Right?
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I’m not leaving the comforts of my home to be chased around by people that can’t rent a car
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I strongly support cheese-based design.
I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You heard the man. Bottoms up!
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Only elite holiday chocolate in this house!
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I would like jorts of knowledge for xmas plz
What clothing makes the best holiday gift?

1. monocle of merriment
2. socks of stealth
3. jorts of knowledge
4. wig of many wonders
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
a Spotify unwrapped but it’s just me ranking every hot dog I’ve had this year
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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No matter where you are, you're at most only about 4 miles from certain death - a distance you could easily walk in the first half of a football game.

Gravity is the only thing holding us back. The stars taunt us for our inability to reach the oblivion that is the entire universe.

Eat arbys
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh holy mother fuck yes!

youtu.be/WgqaxMOKfnI?...
Billy Strings: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
People who push this nonsense shouldn't be allowed to have glasses or contacts.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio ordered the State Department to stop using Calibri and go back to Times New Roman in official communications, reversing a Biden administration policy intended to help employees who are visually impaired or have low-vision issues. https://wapo.st/4au7Rkv
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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SGAs reaction to the flagrant 😂
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
EJECTION!

(IT IS SO FUCKING LOUD IN HERE)
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Insufferable JDub fangirl checking into the chat
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cup court actually looks much better in person. Sunset unis should be a good contrast!
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Doing our medical benefits enrollment meeting and just found out this company will pay 100% for surgery if you do it in network.

Feel like I should get something removed just to take advantage 🤔
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Drop a lawyer.
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM