Stewart
LightNews LightNews
stewmh.bsky.social
Stewart
@stewmh.bsky.social
470 followers 1.5K following 450 posts
Particle physics and nonsense, mainly

Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
stewmh.bsky.social
Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · Jun 13
My child's drawing of her imaginary friend. I love it so much
A child's drawing of a person with a very wide face
Reposted by Stewart
leyawn.bsky.social
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Stewart
guy-normal.bsky.social
Bond markets spooked as the Chancellor appears to disappear behind raised hands; gilts stage rally as she reveals she was actually there the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Stewart
cinemashoebox.bsky.social
peter, you've leaked the budget!
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Reposted by Stewart
ceefaux.bsky.social
23.00 FILM: RAMBO NUMBER FIVE The war veteran returns to face early 2000's chart act Lou Bega who is threatening to detonate a series of bombs leaving a little bit of Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra and Jessica scattered over a wide area.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Reposted by Stewart
michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'Are You Hanging Up Your Stocking On Your Wall?'Crooned by @MichaelMisDisappointing More: http://li...
youtu.be
December 1, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Reposted by Stewart
deus-ex-txt.bsky.social
It will be a test -- what you are always wanting -- a test of your love.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Reposted by Stewart
depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory. Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name. When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by Stewart
scriblit.bsky.social
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by Stewart
preachypreach.bsky.social
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart INTO PLAY TIME 0 minutes LAST PLAYED Never
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Stewart
tomewing.bsky.social
Handshake meme - "Me doing a CAPTCHA" and "THE THIRD POLICEMAN by Flann O'Brien" uniting over "Is the guy riding the bicycle part of the bicycle?"
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Reposted by Stewart
garypanton.co.uk
This Amazon review made me properly chuckle.
Mens tshirt 5 stars I bought this item for my partner Barry. It fits him well. He's wearing it at the moment.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reposted by Stewart
mooseallain.bsky.social
Cartoon of two tools, which cross over in the middle. One of them is a tuning fork, the other looks like a long thin knife. Caption: The tuning fork took over from the tuning knife which always sounded a little sharp
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Reposted by Stewart
mauraquint.bsky.social
*scrambling to get anything done at 4:30pm* hurry, please we must hurry, the darkness is upon us, the darkness takes all and ends all, it is coming, it is almost here. we can not fight it, we can not fight the ruinous dark.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Stewart
mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
stewmh.bsky.social
The Pluribus is coming
And everybody's merging
New York to San Francisco
A chilling rat king disco
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Stewart
kennylogins.bsky.social
Jack Bernhardt @jackbern23 As someone who really likes trains, Trainspotting (1996) was a real disappointment. How would YOU like it if I took you to see a film called "Scottish Men Taking Lots Of Drugs" and it was just real time footage of the 15.28 from Didcot Parkway 9:28 AM • 2022-12-19
January 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
stewmh.bsky.social
Yes I can hear you
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by Stewart
toast-name-bot.bsky.social
Clem Fandango
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Stewart
randallmakart.bsky.social
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by Stewart
serisothikos.bsky.social
still an all-timer
a tweet from athleisure_monk on 6/3/16 scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
stewmh.bsky.social
Incredible title work @rachpodger.bsky.social www.prestomusic.com/classical/pr...
Just Biber
Just Biber. Channel Classics: CCS48525. Buy CD or download online. Brecon Baroque, Rachel Podger
www.prestomusic.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by Stewart
misterabk.bsky.social
Lieutenant Columbo before and after I offered to help investigate my business partner's murder.
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Stewart
threadotweets.bsky.social
Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Reposted by Stewart
alistaircoleman.bsky.social
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
A portable toilet in the Scottish Borders provided by a company called Bordaloo.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Stewart
fesshole.bsky.social
I feel sorry for the utensils I use straight out of the dishwasher. They haven't had time to relax with their friends in the drawer and instead are being thrust straight back into work. Sorry favourite coffee spoon.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM