Stewart
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Particle physics and nonsense, mainly
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Odysseus: the sea was dark as wine. the sun, tequila gold. the wind, as clear as peppermint schnapps
Achilles: hey man, we're all worried about you
Achilles: hey man, we're all worried about you
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Odysseus: the sea was dark as wine. the sun, tequila gold. the wind, as clear as peppermint schnapps
Achilles: hey man, we're all worried about you
Achilles: hey man, we're all worried about you
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Underneath The Tree by Kelly Clarkson continues its stealthy path to becoming a Christmas perennial. Charted at #30 on release in 2013, didn't crack the top 100 the next 2 years, but has since slowly nudged its way up. Went top 10 for the first time last year. www.officialcharts.com/songs/kelly-...
UNDERNEATH THE TREE
Underneath The Tree is taken from Kelly Clarkson's sixth studio album Wrapped In Red. The sparkly festive favourite was originally released in 2013 when it charted at a modest Number 30, but slowly bu...
www.officialcharts.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Underneath The Tree by Kelly Clarkson continues its stealthy path to becoming a Christmas perennial. Charted at #30 on release in 2013, didn't crack the top 100 the next 2 years, but has since slowly nudged its way up. Went top 10 for the first time last year. www.officialcharts.com/songs/kelly-...
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
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Terrified now. Going into hiding.
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Terrified now. Going into hiding.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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I did not appreciate how Maid-heavy this gets in the lesser read second half
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I did not appreciate how Maid-heavy this gets in the lesser read second half
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Ceefax - my dad in 1978
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Ceefax - my dad in 1978
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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Yes, age is just a number but does it have to be that big?
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Yes, age is just a number but does it have to be that big?
The Jolly Christmas Postman really is Janet and Allan Ahlberg's masterpiece and has introduced the pejorative term "soft bears" to our household
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Jolly Christmas Postman really is Janet and Allan Ahlberg's masterpiece and has introduced the pejorative term "soft bears" to our household
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I know this is the least nerdy of the social media networks but I can't deny you this gem.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I know this is the least nerdy of the social media networks but I can't deny you this gem.
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The microwaves at the tip are having a great time
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The microwaves at the tip are having a great time
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The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of rodprints,
that is when I spoiled you”
“The times when you have seen only one set of rodprints,
that is when I spoiled you”
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The Lord replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of rodprints,
that is when I spoiled you”
“The times when you have seen only one set of rodprints,
that is when I spoiled you”
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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"Never, ever say ‘nice to meet you’. To anyone. There’s a high percentage chance that you have met them"
This is true. I mess this up all the time
This is true. I mess this up all the time
It’s work party season — here’s a survival guide on.ft.com/3Kv91S4 #FTEdit
It’s work party season — here’s a survival guide
Tips from a pro
on.ft.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Never, ever say ‘nice to meet you’. To anyone. There’s a high percentage chance that you have met them"
This is true. I mess this up all the time
This is true. I mess this up all the time
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class
December 11, 2023 at 10:57 PM
you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class
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I read this article every time I see it.
see, the only things I know about it is in this article about this guy's stupid horse that everyone hates
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...
Everyone hates my big stupid horse in Red Dead Online
He is my friend
www.polygon.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I read this article every time I see it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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new company name: Mr Underhill
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
new company name: Mr Underhill
Saw it written and I saw it said
Ring moon is on its way
Ring moon is on its way
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saw it written and I saw it said
Ring moon is on its way
Ring moon is on its way
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🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen