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January 29, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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Folks waited almost a decade to even notice how Black people and women were targeted across multiple venues …

But now think that :

- they can ignore that because it now affects them
-“fix it” without actually fixing it for Black people as well
- never have a conversation about it
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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hello hello rare test print at £12 if you want first dibs annijyn.com/products/bew...
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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fellas is it gay to tax a mans penis
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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saying taylor swift is an ethical billionaire makes about as much sense as saying donald trump is a sympathetic nazi.
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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britney spears' music is like if they made taylor swift for adults
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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Thank you Joey From Yu-Gi-Oh.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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The official bsky account posting this as a "prediction" as to the next year, the year after permabanning Link for utter bullshit reasons, can only be read as a threat.
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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It has now been four years
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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i am once again getting naked
September 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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have bunny
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Ever since I learned that Jason Momoa used to steal books Amber Heard was reading on the set of Aquaman and rip pages out of them I cannot look at that man’s fucking face.
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Try finger but hole
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Think you could take it like kitti?

#realnsfw #nsfw #tgirl
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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there’s a wizard going around and he’s stealing your piss
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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cease all ice operations immediately

free everyone detained and return them safely to their families and communities

abolish ice

charge and prosecute all ice personnel for the crimes against humanity they've committed

this is the bare fucking minimum.
America does not want us to fund a lawless out of control ICE.

- No more roving patrols or profiling. ICE/CBP are not trained to do this. And it's wrong. Require warrants.
- No more secret police. Take off the masks. Show ID.
- And real accountability for murder and assault.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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bumper sticker seen in south minneapolis: “SUCKING COCK AND KICKING ICE OFF THE BLOCK”
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Nope! Go to hell!
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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It gets better. His full name is Harry Hole. This is not a bit
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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If you can spare just $5 for my friend Walaa in Gaza I’ll love you forever 💜🫶🏽💜

She’s a mama!! 💜
Help Support a Palestinian family in Gaza
A family of 8 in Gaza needs support to have food, shelter, and healthcare. Due to the ongoing blockade, access to these things are incredibly difficult and expensive. They have two young children, Sam...
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January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I said something and my mom said it was funny and then I posted it here and you didn't laugh. I love bluesky but this is unsustainable. Mom said it was funny. Now bluesky will never be the global townsquare. This is proof you aren't fighting fascism enough.

MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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FARMER McDONALD: old?? we went to high school together!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM