Max 🍩
@staticmax.bsky.social
☁️Sometimes, I Wish I Was A Cloud, Just Floating Along☁️
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32|donut lover
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Folks waited almost a decade to even notice how Black people and women were targeted across multiple venues …
But now think that :
- they can ignore that because it now affects them
-“fix it” without actually fixing it for Black people as well
- never have a conversation about it
But now think that :
- they can ignore that because it now affects them
-“fix it” without actually fixing it for Black people as well
- never have a conversation about it
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Folks waited almost a decade to even notice how Black people and women were targeted across multiple venues …
But now think that :
- they can ignore that because it now affects them
-“fix it” without actually fixing it for Black people as well
- never have a conversation about it
But now think that :
- they can ignore that because it now affects them
-“fix it” without actually fixing it for Black people as well
- never have a conversation about it
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hello hello rare test print at £12 if you want first dibs annijyn.com/products/bew...
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 AM
hello hello rare test print at £12 if you want first dibs annijyn.com/products/bew...
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fellas is it gay to tax a mans penis
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
fellas is it gay to tax a mans penis
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saying taylor swift is an ethical billionaire makes about as much sense as saying donald trump is a sympathetic nazi.
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 PM
saying taylor swift is an ethical billionaire makes about as much sense as saying donald trump is a sympathetic nazi.
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britney spears' music is like if they made taylor swift for adults
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 AM
britney spears' music is like if they made taylor swift for adults
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Thank you Joey From Yu-Gi-Oh.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Thank you Joey From Yu-Gi-Oh.
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The official bsky account posting this as a "prediction" as to the next year, the year after permabanning Link for utter bullshit reasons, can only be read as a threat.
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The official bsky account posting this as a "prediction" as to the next year, the year after permabanning Link for utter bullshit reasons, can only be read as a threat.
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It has now been four years
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
It has now been four years
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i am once again getting naked
September 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i am once again getting naked
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Ever since I learned that Jason Momoa used to steal books Amber Heard was reading on the set of Aquaman and rip pages out of them I cannot look at that man’s fucking face.
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Ever since I learned that Jason Momoa used to steal books Amber Heard was reading on the set of Aquaman and rip pages out of them I cannot look at that man’s fucking face.
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Try finger but hole
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Try finger but hole
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there’s a wizard going around and he’s stealing your piss
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
there’s a wizard going around and he’s stealing your piss
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cease all ice operations immediately
free everyone detained and return them safely to their families and communities
abolish ice
charge and prosecute all ice personnel for the crimes against humanity they've committed
this is the bare fucking minimum.
free everyone detained and return them safely to their families and communities
abolish ice
charge and prosecute all ice personnel for the crimes against humanity they've committed
this is the bare fucking minimum.
America does not want us to fund a lawless out of control ICE.
- No more roving patrols or profiling. ICE/CBP are not trained to do this. And it's wrong. Require warrants.
- No more secret police. Take off the masks. Show ID.
- And real accountability for murder and assault.
- No more roving patrols or profiling. ICE/CBP are not trained to do this. And it's wrong. Require warrants.
- No more secret police. Take off the masks. Show ID.
- And real accountability for murder and assault.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
cease all ice operations immediately
free everyone detained and return them safely to their families and communities
abolish ice
charge and prosecute all ice personnel for the crimes against humanity they've committed
this is the bare fucking minimum.
free everyone detained and return them safely to their families and communities
abolish ice
charge and prosecute all ice personnel for the crimes against humanity they've committed
this is the bare fucking minimum.
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bumper sticker seen in south minneapolis: “SUCKING COCK AND KICKING ICE OFF THE BLOCK”
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
bumper sticker seen in south minneapolis: “SUCKING COCK AND KICKING ICE OFF THE BLOCK”
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It gets better. His full name is Harry Hole. This is not a bit
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It gets better. His full name is Harry Hole. This is not a bit
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If you can spare just $5 for my friend Walaa in Gaza I’ll love you forever 💜🫶🏽💜
She’s a mama!! 💜
She’s a mama!! 💜
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January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If you can spare just $5 for my friend Walaa in Gaza I’ll love you forever 💜🫶🏽💜
She’s a mama!! 💜
She’s a mama!! 💜
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I said something and my mom said it was funny and then I posted it here and you didn't laugh. I love bluesky but this is unsustainable. Mom said it was funny. Now bluesky will never be the global townsquare. This is proof you aren't fighting fascism enough.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I said something and my mom said it was funny and then I posted it here and you didn't laugh. I love bluesky but this is unsustainable. Mom said it was funny. Now bluesky will never be the global townsquare. This is proof you aren't fighting fascism enough.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
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FARMER McDONALD: old?? we went to high school together!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
FARMER McDONALD: old?? we went to high school together!!