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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 23m

C'est la première fois en 50 ans de cinquième République que Bruno Retailleau n'est pas ministre de l'intérieur

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 3h

God forbid a woman has a hobby 🙄🙄🙄

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 6h

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 5h

C'est moi je vais parler

FaïzaaAaAAaa👻🎃🕷 @fayzaa.bsky.social · 6h

On se retrouve dans une heure sur ma chaine pour parler avec la zigopouette en chef de @espacesantetrans.bsky.social pendant environ une heure, toujours pour le stream caritatif @ettacause.bsky.social au profit de l'asso Acceptess-T!

twitch.tv/fayza__

FaïzaaAaAAaa👻🎃🕷 @fayzaa.bsky.social · 2d

Voici mon planning du week-end de stream caritatif avec @ettacause.bsky.social pour l'association Acceptess-T

(Possibles modification au cours du week-end)

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 9h

Drama in the shy introvert community but fair enough

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 9h

Dora is right there?

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 9h

Overcome temporarily by my love for homosexuality

Kaputnik @painauguillot.bsky.social · 9h

Wait you're playing CotL? What happened to your scorn for roguelikes?

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 10h

Of course I, an actual alpha male, would never be afraid of the government trying to kill me. If Father says I've done something bad, then Father surely has a point.

Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 10h

Stephen King is such a grifter. What if a car wanted to kill you. What if a dog wanted to kill you. What if the fog wanted to kill you. What if childhood trauma wanted to kill you. What if your dad wanted to kill you. What if the government wanted to kill you. He's playing you people like a fiddle.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 10h

Stephen King is such a grifter. What if a car wanted to kill you. What if a dog wanted to kill you. What if the fog wanted to kill you. What if childhood trauma wanted to kill you. What if your dad wanted to kill you. What if the government wanted to kill you. He's playing you people like a fiddle.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

Context: in the game you're given missions by The Elder Dead God Who Waits, the One True Powerful Immortal Bishop-Demon of the New Faith, demanding both blood and the sacrifice of his enemies to be ressucitated.

And then you can hire him as a cute little cat for your camp :3

Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

That said, there seems to be an exploit where you can get both in their mating tent (this is a more adult game than the toonish aesthetic lets you expect okay) at the same time and if you do that they're grossed out.

WHICH DOES NOT HAPPEN WITH NARINDER BY THE WAY

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

That said, there seems to be an exploit where you can get both in their mating tent (this is a more adult game than the toonish aesthetic lets you expect okay) at the same time and if you do that they're grossed out.

WHICH DOES NOT HAPPEN WITH NARINDER BY THE WAY

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

Fact is, the game's official account took the time to specify that, although Goat is Lamb's mirror image, it is not related to them by blood. So, you know. Do with that what you will.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

be gay 🐑
do crime 🐐

The Lamb and The Goat from the Cult of The Lamb videogame. They're both toonish characters. The Lamb looks surprised and has a big gash on their cheek. The Goat is looking very proud of itself.

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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.lesbian.cat · 21h

relationships where the woman is taller than the woman

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

Fun fact une stratégie efficace pour contrer ces clowns s'ils viennent près de chez vous c'est de vous mettre juste à côté d'eux et de passer toutes les chansons classiques de Disney bien à portée de leur micro. Disney n'aime pas qu'on diffuse du contenu sous copyright en ligne.

Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

Encore un succès pour la civilisation occidentale

Screen Twitter:

Dr Iain Darcy 🍉 🇮🇪 💚
@doctoriaindarcy
I am told he was completely ignored all day and left at 2pm

Young Bob
@YoungBobTPUK
I am thrilled to announce the first official Turning Point UK 'Prove Me Wrong' stand is now set up and open outside UCL!

I hope Charlie would be proud of what we are doing to continue his legacy.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

Encore un succès pour la civilisation occidentale

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 11h

dites-vous j'ai un rencard ce soir avec une meuf on s'est dit hahaha ça se trouve notre rencard durera plus longtemps que le gouvernement mais en fait ce con va pas tenir jusqu'à là

Pr. Logos @prlogos.bsky.social · 13h

On fait comme ça, Sébastien.

Mais si on pouvait convenir d'une démission vers 10h20-10h30, pas avant, ça laisserait le temps d'un petit déjeuner du dimanche avec café, scones et confiture d'orange amère maison.

Ca marche?

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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 1d

Lots of people who didn't google before posting look stupid now...and you deserve it

Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 1d

We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC

María Corina Machado tells Trump of her appreciation for "what he's doing... around the world for peace".

www.bbc.com

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haunted pussy (of horrors) @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 12h

this is true

Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

They say trans lesbianism is just heterosexuality, which of course is true. What they don't say is that T4T lesbianism is actually a heterosexuality contest. I, the winner, am heterosexual. Tina on the other hand is extremely gay.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

Trollface

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

It's a millennial thing you can't understand because you're not le epic meme

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

That's a really bad band name

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

They say trans lesbianism is just heterosexuality, which of course is true. What they don't say is that T4T lesbianism is actually a heterosexuality contest. I, the winner, am heterosexual. Tina on the other hand is extremely gay.

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

A hollies?

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Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

Woaw this girl sounds mean you should date me, a much nicer girl

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haunted pussy (of horrors) @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 12h

see what i have to deal with 😔

Marghost 👻 @mitildide.bsky.social · 12h

I mean honestly the difference is barely noticeable whether you sit or stand for it anyway

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