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☁️Sometimes, I Wish I Was A Cloud, Just Floating Along☁️

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Trans people only ruined boobs for Glinner in particular because his ex wife will no longer show him hers
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Anyone else get weak in the knees for cute girlie panties? I’d do anything for a femme in a pair of these.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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can y’all share this please:

my roommate is planning on moving out in February and i need to fill the room for March 1st (possibly Feb 15)

any queer/trans/SWers in the GVRD need or know someone who needs a place to live?

DM me for details!

please share!!!
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Damn how y'all let trans people ruin boobs for you? Sounds like a personal problem. Boobs are the gift that keeps on giving.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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$60/240

anyone? please?
hey friends,

i'm so sorry for asking, but i need $240 as soon as humanly possible please?

i'm at the hospital and i have to pay $315 before i can receive care. i'm behind on several hospital bills.

it's awful - i know.

can 10 people please send $25 each?

paypal.me/thelongestroad
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November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Qat is a gorgeous Black femme who deserves your appreciation today 💜💚
Tip me because you know I'm sexy.

CApp: $qatapult
Throne: qatapult
#payBlacksexworkers #tipjar #payup #openyourwallet
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Tomorrow is Alyssum’s birthday! Lets get this goal met to give them a bit of peace and so they can focus on their German classes
trying to prioritize paying for this so i can start the classes as soon as possible, because december bills are looming and i keep pushing it for later to pay bills.

any help is appreciated 💜💚

C - $permanentalien
V - @permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
or wovenalyssum.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@matrixman124.hellthread.vet was right about his take on season 2 of Hazbin but then again Vox was boring, I think Lute would've been a better villain
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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LOOK AT THESE BUDDIES!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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imagine being such a hateful little rat that you make yourself hate everything good in life bc it might tangentially relate to gay or trans people
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I am again saying
In this season when we encounter so many people who have known us so long but who often don't know us at all—I wish for you patience, peace, confidence deep in your core about who you are, as many opportunities as possible to just be your gorgeous real self, and self-kindness in bountiful measure
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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many cool people in this thread needing help so if you’re into that whole season of giving thing please consider direct aid because it really does make a difference 💜💚
Mutual Aid Void Thread for week of 11/24/25!

Post your mutual aid needs below! Please post once and bump!

Focus on RSing people out of thread.

Use alt text or put “alt4me” in replies if using an img!

Use 💕💸 or 💸💕 in post to show up in the Mutual Aid Void feed!

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November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Update: I'm updating this request to $100, because my Aunt Sylvia got bad news and Thanksgiving is canceled over there. Our peer support brought a turkey and some other things for housemates who are staying home so now I want to pick up some things and help cook! 💕💸
Mutual Aid Request
Ok guys, I need go to Vons tomorrow night to pick up a few things before my Uncle Vince comes and gets me on Wednesday. And I need to go in person there this time, no delivery. $75 would cover everything. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock eating turkey
Alt: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock eating turkey
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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horrors beyond our comprehensions are back on the menu!
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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i fixed it for u @theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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fuck you for whatever this fucking cover is
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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a few months ago i asked one of my patients how’s it going; they replied “like a testicle, i’m hangin in there”

they passed away over the weekend, sadly, but may this banger live on in their memory
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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these two 🥹 guess we know which muppet sabrina would fuck
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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my dad (who notoriously HATES squirrels because they always eat his plants) has rescued a baby squirrel & nursed it back to health.

meet “squirrel”
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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hank hill would kill himself if he saw this shit
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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One week left to join my RAFFLE!

🎟️$5 per entry
🎥Winner gets a $100 custom video

Ends December 1st! Tip on cash app, manyvids, onlyfans or fansly to enter!
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM