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Pretty & Petty Jawn 😏
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I drink water, read smut, moisturize my skin, and mind my business! I'm Hennesey in a tea cup. Try my body butter and sugar scrubs!
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Hey yall! It’s getting cold out, don’t be ashy. Buy some of my body butter!

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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
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November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Ok so...

For Life is on Hulu (my character debuts in episode 3 amd im in most of the rest of the series)
SouthSide is on HBO (im "only" in one episode in season 3.)
Block Party (movie) is on Bet+
Night's End (movie) is on Shudder

And my stand up special drops early 2026
Thank you for your time
Let me go look at your work and support how I can.

I pay for all the streaming let me put them to work.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Wolverwannabestartinsomethin
It’s some pics in my phone that I can’t explain if someone asked me about them
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I don't need to be with Frank White, but I need someone who's not gonna clutch their pearls at the idea of doing a smidgen of crime 😂

A skosh of crime lol
My theories about East Coast women are being confirmed. Lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It did though!
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Wow I have to work tomorrow. Crazy!
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Opted for meal prep and a bath. Gonna be in bed by 9p, if I’m lucky! 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Relatable content 😩😂🤣
*1 hour into this 2.5 hour conversation*

Me, thinking: [I wonder if he's too square for me. . . ]

Him: "yeah, cuz. . . back in the day, I used to sell drugs"

Me:
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Should I super max on productivity and put this tree up today?
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November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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It’s on paper already. They just ain’t actually *TOLD* us yet but we see it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I don’t care that good things are happening for you, it should be me!

Just kidding, happy for you or whatever 😒
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reading a book with this energy now 🤣
when him and his brother both fine
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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General population: We can't afford to live! We need lower prices on everything!

Corporate owned media:
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Because he only played half seasons due to Baseball. Football was his "hobby."
Bo Jackson is a mythical creature... and he only had 515 career carries.

That's less than 2 seasons of Derrick Henry.
Bo Jackson was 6'1" 225lbs and ran a 4.1. He never needed jukes like Barry because he would just run past you or over you. He gave prime Atwater and Ronnie Lott the business, and if you're unfamiliar, go look at what Atwater did to Okoye and what Lott did to everybody else.
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The one thing I hate about holiday season 😩
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Sunday's Weather Rating: 3/10

What a great day to be indoors. High temperatures reach the upper 40s, but we've got showers and unsettled weather ongoing for almost the entire day. The vibes are very dreary out there!
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Still in his shadow period, though, which be WORSER.
Mercury has left retrograde. I repeat, Mercury has left retrograde.♍
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Ross Duffer says the woman who played Miss Harris in ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 was The Duffers’ high school drama teacher.

“High school was rough for me and my brother. But Hope saw something in us we didn’t see in ourselves… let’s prioritize the arts in schools”
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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This happening just blocks from the original police headquarters AND the Stephen Van Rensselaer House?!

POETRY.
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Remembering Chadwick Boseman on his birthday (November 29, 1976– August 28, 2020)💙🕊️
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That’s not your ministry 🥴
I see I need to bring peace to the skyline
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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If you give your wife 10 errands to run without helping, I hope her 11th errand is a dick with a curve in it. Lazy ass lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy “Leftovers for breakfast” to those that celebrate!
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November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Fuck that noise, do it even if you're old. I learned tattooing at 43. I learned editing and publishing at 46.

There is always still time to do or learn new stuff.
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM