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Monkey D. Kewchie

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · May 13

I see a lot of ya’ll still refuse to self-label. I’m still standing firm on my choice to block all those who don’t.

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

I do not like him. He’s full of shit. I will not go into it further

Democrats @democrats.org · 11h

Sen. Sanders is spot-on.

The American people won’t accept being thrown off their health care or seeing their premiums triple because of Republicans.

The GOP is playing a losing hand.

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

She sent me an AI concept trailer

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

AI will be a mandatory death sentence under my administration

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

Your feet even ugly. It’s really no saving you at ALL.

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

She sent me an AI link! Might as well had killed me!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

It said “CONCEPT” in the title!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

Watching Wacky Races and having to tell him EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER!

AND I ALWAYS ROOT FOR DICK DASTARDLY AND MUTTLEY!!! I’M NOT SORRY!!!!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

The one thing my mama sent me that I TRULY WANTED TO BELIEVE

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

THAT BITCH KNOWS I LOVE WACKY RACES WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

Sister, my mama told me. I looked it up and it was AI. I’m finna kill myself

Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 10h

Oh I'mma be ON TIME FOR THAT.

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

Wacky Races has a movie coming out and Jim Carrey is Dick Dastardly??? I can die now in peace.

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

My mama texted me this and should’ve known it was a lie

Mayor Cooley @mayorcooley.bsky.social · 10h

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 10h

Wacky Races has a movie coming out and Jim Carrey is Dick Dastardly??? I can die now in peace.

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you my baby!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 8d

Bye ♥️

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 8d

Very common for nurses btw while yall were laughing at me!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 8d

Sleepy as hell. Before I go, I texted you yesterday. It turned green @romewithadot.com

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 8d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 9d

It’s 8am.

Pre-op starts at 11am. Surgery at 1pm. I am so fucking thirsty. My period came on last night. I can’t wear lotion and I really really really do not like being ashy.

I am really not happy.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12d

This is it #trumpshutdown

🎥: @warnock.senate.gov

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 21d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 21d

Hell no, she acts like she’s been in the military

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 21d

My sister is a PT and she wants me to come stay with her afterwards…. I rather cut my on leg off before I let her torture me

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 21d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 21d

I’m a rehabilitation nurse and I’m still not hopeful