Monkey D. Kewchie
@astoldbyterry.bsky.social
I’m serving lasagna, not ass!
Pinned
a black dog with a red collar is standing on a sandy beach with viralhog written on the bottom right
ALT: a black dog with a red collar is standing on a sandy beach with viralhog written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
I see a lot of ya’ll still refuse to self-label. I’m still standing firm on my choice to block all those who don’t.
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I know it’s hot as fuck walking up and down these steps
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I know it’s hot as fuck walking up and down these steps
EEEEEYUCK!
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
EEEEEYUCK!
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… so what did he do this year?
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
… so what did he do this year?
I would’ve had to slap the shit out of somebody!
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I would’ve had to slap the shit out of somebody!
Yes! But mine is evil
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yes! But mine is evil
Well, she is yt
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Well, she is yt
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Do y’all want to see a demon right before it attacks?
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Do y’all want to see a demon right before it attacks?
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Who gone tell him nobody is going to war and change that name back.
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Who gone tell him nobody is going to war and change that name back.
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Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
Link and Zelda finally chewed the inside of cage up enough to where their main center perch collapsed and now they can’t stand on it 🫠
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Link and Zelda finally chewed the inside of cage up enough to where their main center perch collapsed and now they can’t stand on it 🫠
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
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Lmaoooooo PLEASE click the link
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Lmaoooooo PLEASE click the link
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WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
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Elon admitted he'd be in jail if Kamala won.
Trump went out of his way to say Elon was great with the computers and votes.
Trump won ALL the swing states breaking from local votes?
She absolutely won last November.
Trump went out of his way to say Elon was great with the computers and votes.
Trump won ALL the swing states breaking from local votes?
She absolutely won last November.
I believe the 2024 elections were rigged . Why would people vote for him for president, then choose all Democrats down the ballot in counties that are solidly Democratic?
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Elon admitted he'd be in jail if Kamala won.
Trump went out of his way to say Elon was great with the computers and votes.
Trump won ALL the swing states breaking from local votes?
She absolutely won last November.
Trump went out of his way to say Elon was great with the computers and votes.
Trump won ALL the swing states breaking from local votes?
She absolutely won last November.
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Ted Cruz can go EAD his ass better hope that power grid better not go out due to the lack of infrastructure the Republicans failed to achieve because they up Trumps balls sack
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ted Cruz can go EAD his ass better hope that power grid better not go out due to the lack of infrastructure the Republicans failed to achieve because they up Trumps balls sack
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If you’re reading this you outlived Dick Cheney! Congratulations!
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you’re reading this you outlived Dick Cheney! Congratulations!
A dead Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A dead Dick Cheney
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Wild.
In a shocking reversal, Trump said federal food benefits won’t be distributed during the shutdown, despite a court order
Trump Says He’ll Defy Court Order And Won’t Give Out SNAP Benefits
The president appears to want to ignore a court order to pay the benefits.
www.huffpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wild.
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Wait. It was Dick Chaney??? lmaoooooooooo
Someone tell Keke it’s fine that she doesn’t know who he is anymore. He dead.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Wait. It was Dick Chaney??? lmaoooooooooo
This is how I be feeling
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is how I be feeling
Maybe his legs are rotting with gangrene and it’s going to his brain.
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Maybe his legs are rotting with gangrene and it’s going to his brain.