Monkey D. Kewchie
@astoldbyterry.bsky.social
I’m serving lasagna, not ass!
I know it’s hot as fuck walking up and down these steps
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I know it’s hot as fuck walking up and down these steps
I would’ve had to slap the shit out of somebody!
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I would’ve had to slap the shit out of somebody!
Yes! But mine is evil
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yes! But mine is evil
Well, she is yt
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Well, she is yt
Link and Zelda finally chewed the inside of cage up enough to where their main center perch collapsed and now they can’t stand on it 🫠
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Link and Zelda finally chewed the inside of cage up enough to where their main center perch collapsed and now they can’t stand on it 🫠
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
now they’re standing on the roof looking FUCKING STUPID!!!!
A dead Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A dead Dick Cheney
This is how I be feeling
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is how I be feeling
So… a UPS driver, a ninja, and Moana walk into a kiddy bar…
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So… a UPS driver, a ninja, and Moana walk into a kiddy bar…
Why is this so funny to me?
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Why is this so funny to me?
Did this stink?
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Did this stink?
Car accident took place. Victims of the crash the positions they were in during the crash.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Car accident took place. Victims of the crash the positions they were in during the crash.
Every day Link flies from the top of their bird cage to the ceiling fan and every day I yell at him to get the fuck off, then he flies back to the cage. You’d think his rotten ass would cut that shit out by now.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every day Link flies from the top of their bird cage to the ceiling fan and every day I yell at him to get the fuck off, then he flies back to the cage. You’d think his rotten ass would cut that shit out by now.
We’re losing tonight bc of these ugly fuck ass jerseys!!
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We’re losing tonight bc of these ugly fuck ass jerseys!!
The Steelers got on these ugly ass fucking uniforms again! Make my ass itch!
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Steelers got on these ugly ass fucking uniforms again! Make my ass itch!
IMO, if I’m watching a thriller/horror movie or series, you’re not a real serial killer/stalker/terrorizer to ME if you’re just using a gun.
Where is the butcher knife? The axe? The machete? The air pistol that the iconic Bob used does not count! That was bad ass!
Where is the butcher knife? The axe? The machete? The air pistol that the iconic Bob used does not count! That was bad ass!
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
IMO, if I’m watching a thriller/horror movie or series, you’re not a real serial killer/stalker/terrorizer to ME if you’re just using a gun.
Where is the butcher knife? The axe? The machete? The air pistol that the iconic Bob used does not count! That was bad ass!
Where is the butcher knife? The axe? The machete? The air pistol that the iconic Bob used does not count! That was bad ass!
Softshell turtle bite!
October 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Softshell turtle bite!
My favorite black and white movies.
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My favorite black and white movies.
You can tell by the shape of his head and how big his eyes are that he’s pissed the off too lmaooooo
WHEN A BIRB HEAD GOES SQUARE, PLEASE BEWARE!
WHEN A BIRB HEAD GOES SQUARE, PLEASE BEWARE!
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You can tell by the shape of his head and how big his eyes are that he’s pissed the off too lmaooooo
WHEN A BIRB HEAD GOES SQUARE, PLEASE BEWARE!
WHEN A BIRB HEAD GOES SQUARE, PLEASE BEWARE!
Been avoiding this game bc I’ve been angry that they didn’t give Zelda the same ole weapons they gave Link or better.
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Been avoiding this game bc I’ve been angry that they didn’t give Zelda the same ole weapons they gave Link or better.
Monday they removed the split and plaster and I got a cast 💚
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Monday they removed the split and plaster and I got a cast 💚