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Splitcoil
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Luthier, writer, musician. Hearing impaired. The whole show at Crowfoot Electric Guitars. Currently writing & recording with Last Valley. Queer. He/him. San Diego, CA. This is my personal account. Opinions expressed here are mine alone. crowfootguitars.com
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Splitcoil @splitcoil.bsky.social · Jan 30
The arc of history bends toward fuck these guys
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inthesedeserts.bsky.social
I think about this tweet every day
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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strngwys.bsky.social
Happy Honda days everyone.

Remember, VTEC is the reason for the season.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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dadloop.bsky.social
This fucking song man...
Magnolia Electric Company - The Dark Don't Hide It
youtu.be/3f2zTvPmK-k?...
The Dark Don't Hide It
YouTube video by Magnolia Electric Co. - Topic
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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infinata.bsky.social
Far Side comic of a flock of vultures huddled around some unseen carrion in the desert. One wears an oversized hat and has a coat draped over his shoulders and is saying, “"Hey! Look at me, everybody! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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erikahall.bsky.social
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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failnaut.bsky.social
hey remember when he openly admitted to stalking the streets to attack a random Black person due to unchecked racism and aggression and then society just kinda dropped it, well
walkerbragman.bsky.social Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 3d
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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lorennacleary.bsky.social
We’ve reached the point in the US where priests are trying to exorcise the demons from our government.
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
splitcoil.bsky.social
MAHAhahahahahahahaha
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3d
The Trump administration is proposing to almost double what’s considered safe exposure levels to formaldehyde, a cancer-causing chemical found in many consumer products, as part of a broader overhaul of its approach to regulating carcinogens.
Starting With Formaldehyde, Trump Administration Reassesses Chemical Risks
A draft memo from the E.P.A. assumes a safe threshold exists for formaldehyde, upending earlier findings that there is no safe level of exposure to the carcinogen.
nyti.ms
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Brought to you by Brett Kavanaugh
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 4d
Veteran detained by ICE: I identified myself as a US citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas into my car, dragged me out. Even after I complied, I was held for 3 days without charges. No phone call, no lawyer, no medical care
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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longwall26.bsky.social
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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strngwys.bsky.social
A lifetime of hating KISS finally pays off.
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7d
For the first time, the Kennedy Center Awards were presented in the tiny Oval Office instead of the Kennedy Center For Performing Arts. Donald used his now-vulgar Oval Office for the ceremony to avoid the embarrassment of TV audiences seeing an almost empty theater.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
splitcoil.bsky.social
“Why are you wearing a mask haha?”
“Because you, specifically, smell like shit.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
splitcoil.bsky.social
It's Bandcamp Friday! Might I recommend something unique and beautiful as a gift for the spooky person in your life? A Blessed Unrest, by the Parlour Trick, on "bloody chamber" vinyl.
theparlourtrick.bandcamp.com/album/a-bles...
A Blessed Unrest, by The Parlour Trick
11 track album
theparlourtrick.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...
October 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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theonion.com
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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jonayre.uk
Please, Apple, do this one right.
Neuromancer by @greatdismal.bsky.social finally gets a TV series. Could be amazing, but expectations will be high from all of us who read these books when we were young.

Count Zero was a personal fave.
Apple TV's New Cyberpunk Show That Was Called 'Unfilmable' Is the Sci-Fi Event of the Decade
One book-to-screen adaptation that was once thought impossible is finally coming to Apple TV next year--and we couldn't be more excited.
www.cbr.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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kashana.blacksky.app
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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zoandbehold.bsky.social
@erininthemorning.com and my D&D group is so spoiled.

In addition to having a god-tier cleric & note-taker (@settiai.bsky.social), our group's bard writes & records original songs and plays them during key moments of our campaign.

We just had a battle of the bands with a cult, and it was amazing.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Alice and Martin Provensen
Theseus and the Minotaur on the labyrinth. I think I saw this image many years ago in a book of Greek myths for children. The Minotaur is a giant black shadow, and Theseus is small and alarmed — but he does have a sword
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
"Years and years ago, there was a production of The Tempest, out of doors, at an Oxford college on a lawn, which was the stage, and the lawn went back towards the lake in the grounds of the college, and the play began in natural light. But as it developed, and as it became time for Ariel to say his farewell to the world of The Tempest, the evening had started to close in and there was some artificial lighting coming on. And as Ariel uttered his last speech, he turned and he ran across the grass, and he got to the edge of the lake and he just kept running across the top of the water — the producer having thoughtfully provided a kind of walkway an inch beneath the water. And you could see and you could hear the plish, plash as he ran away from you across the top of the lake, until the gloom enveloped him and he disappeared from your view. And as he did so, from the further shore, a firework rocket was ignited, and it went whoosh into the air, and high up there it burst into lots of sparks, and all the sparks went out, and he had gone. "When you look up the stage directions, it says, 'Exit Ariel.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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greatdismal.bsky.social
This Creedence from 1970’s been sounding exponentially prescient for quite a while now

I went down Virginia, seekin’ shelter from the storm
Caught up in the fable
I watched the tower grow
Five Year Plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains
And I wonder, still I wonder, who’ll stop the rain?
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Danny DeVito, Winona Ryder, & Courtney Love
Three people at least two of them have drinks in their hand and all of them look some level of pleasantly sloshed
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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unburntwitch.com
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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muffinlab.bsky.social
me: hello ~rhonda~

rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am

me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife

rhonda: ma'am?

me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM