Whit EM
banner
whittyrem.bsky.social
Whit EM
@whittyrem.bsky.social
780 followers 1.6K following 6.4K posts
“Madam Facilitator” I like cooking, travel, history, ridiculously large brooches, old buildings, romance novels, baseball, and cats (she/her) Go Phils
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
I should’ve put 🧵 on this but forgot so let’s try this again

In 2017 I decided to make taking a square of TP from Salisbury cathedral a family tradition
Reposted by Whit EM
I have never liked a politician so much that I would get on the internet to negotiate how much Nazi tattoo is a acceptable amount of Nazi tattoo.

It's none! None Nazi tattoo!
Reposted by Whit EM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, except it's The Shredder and Krang from the 90s cartoon show on a road trip to get back to New York after some battle with the Turtles went wrong.
Reposted by Whit EM
One of the things that I’ve been forced to face and take the loss on is that all of the people who critiqued Bernie for his dismissive stances on identity politics were largely correct. This is a very bad response from a guy who should know better.
Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"
oh hell yeah that’s the stuff
Reposted by Whit EM
aaaaaaaand it turns out the answer to "how TF did some guys with a ladder steal the French crown jewels" is "cuts to arts funding mean the Louvre is massively understaffed"
I have several now irl friends I made in one of the secret FB made so that we didn’t get mobbed by his fans
Seshat has not left my side all day and apparently she’s decided I need a bath
Yeah if you’re gonna try to make the move left after that I better see some evidence of some serious, serious work you put into getting there. And even then I’m questioning you.
Worked for them through 2018!!!!
Reposted by Whit EM
On top of everything the fuck else, a crucial task of the insurgent wing of the Democratic Party right now is to make it the anti-Nazi party in US politics.
Kebechet came downstairs and realized that my husband is not actually home and she’s…displeased
Reposted by Whit EM
No real leftist would so despise the working class that they'd imagine you can't find working class people by the dozens who never flirted with Naziism.
Reconsidering the Death Star clip from Clerks in light of the contractors demolishing the east wing
I am shooketh
BTW, it really does appear that Tori Amos created the first known pumpkin spice latte.

(Not a joke!)
Reposted by Whit EM
“Do we think he wanted to be a real Nazi? “

Doesn’t matter to me… You throwing up the flag you in the set
Today in no one pays attention to the lyrics a friend’s wedding photographer posted pics and the song on the post is cherry wine
Reposted by Whit EM
im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater
Reposted by Whit EM
Platner's tattoo is literally the specific piece of Nazi iconography from the "Are we the baddies?" sketch.
Mitchell and Webb: "Are we the baddies?"
YouTube video by CrystalRoseCreations
www.youtube.com
I have been in bed all day with a killer migraine and Sehsat is stuck to me like glue like this is the greatest day of her life
Reposted by Whit EM
“I was a fool then but I’m not now”

GROWTH
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
Reposted by Whit EM
I'm tired. We're all tired. This isn't hard to understand. You can't inflate prices of basic necessities like food and housing to ridiculous highs while keeping wages at poverty levels, then act surprised when luxury goods/services and large purchases become unattainable or payments unaffordable.
Reposted by Whit EM
Buddy Kennedy, 2025 World Series Champion.
Buddy Kennedy could get a ring this year if the Phillies, Blue Jays or Dodgers win the World Series.
Reposted by Whit EM
[thru teeth gritted so hard they’re cracking]

I’m happy for Jeff Hoffman.