Whit EM
@whittyrem.bsky.social
“Madam Facilitator” I like cooking, travel, history, ridiculously large brooches, old buildings, romance novels, baseball, and cats (she/her)
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Whit EM
@whittyrem.bsky.social
· Jan 31
I should’ve put 🧵 on this but forgot so let’s try this again
In 2017 I decided to make taking a square of TP from Salisbury cathedral a family tradition
In 2017 I decided to make taking a square of TP from Salisbury cathedral a family tradition
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
M has found a channel showing Rudolph the red nosed reindeer which my favorite story about Santa being an absolute dick to someone different right up until the difference is useful in a crisis situation
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
M has found a channel showing Rudolph the red nosed reindeer which my favorite story about Santa being an absolute dick to someone different right up until the difference is useful in a crisis situation
I have finally acquired churros
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have finally acquired churros
Genuine ts&ps to the parents managing their kid’s meltdown at not being tall enough to go on the ferris wheel at the zoo
I had to manage similar back in the day but never when the zoo was filled with my coworkers
I had to manage similar back in the day but never when the zoo was filled with my coworkers
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Genuine ts&ps to the parents managing their kid’s meltdown at not being tall enough to go on the ferris wheel at the zoo
I had to manage similar back in the day but never when the zoo was filled with my coworkers
I had to manage similar back in the day but never when the zoo was filled with my coworkers
Ope we’ve got competing engagement and wedding shoots on Broad with City Hall in the background
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ope we’ve got competing engagement and wedding shoots on Broad with City Hall in the background
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A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
This right here. Inject it directly into my veins
my favorite thing about a dual POV enemies-to-lovers is when they each have baggage that the other person is perfectly suited to understand and have empathy for and maybe help them through it but they’re too proud to reveal it so they and the reader just SUFFER waiting for the reveal 🥰🥰🥰
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This right here. Inject it directly into my veins
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The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.
You guys there is a whole lineup of septa busses at the market and they’re all decorated inside and out it’s amazing
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You guys there is a whole lineup of septa busses at the market and they’re all decorated inside and out it’s amazing
Seated! For the Light Show
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Seated! For the Light Show
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It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
You can’t no true Scotsman Christianity because there are lots people who use religion as a weapon, but the people who do their best to practice the Christianity that helps people are rarely leading with I Am Christian
By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another
By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another
Over on the Facebook, you can bet that whether it's ICE brutalizing immigrant toddlers, or the US military mass-murdering civilians in international waters, every person cheering it on makes sure that you know they are a "Christian" in their profile. Every. Single. One.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You can’t no true Scotsman Christianity because there are lots people who use religion as a weapon, but the people who do their best to practice the Christianity that helps people are rarely leading with I Am Christian
By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another
By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another
a professorial crayfish and a guileless carp
Zarigani Hakase, a professorial crayfish, and Funadon, a guileless carp, are local characters from Hanyu City.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
a professorial crayfish and a guileless carp
As a hater I hate to hand it to Freddie Freeman but letting kids in a hospital boo him is pretty funny
Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As a hater I hate to hand it to Freddie Freeman but letting kids in a hospital boo him is pretty funny
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Bryce Harper "Ok, Dave, every week that goes by without a big move, I'm going to post something crazier and stupider on Instagram"
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Bryce Harper "Ok, Dave, every week that goes by without a big move, I'm going to post something crazier and stupider on Instagram"
Next time my husband cooks dinner I’m gonna make him wear a white tank like the Norwegian embassy guy
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Next time my husband cooks dinner I’m gonna make him wear a white tank like the Norwegian embassy guy
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I mock the English a lot but the truly bizarre child name very much has a US champion. EVen British rock stars didnt turn their kids into Moon Unit and Dweezel
I’m 44 years old and until this very day I sincerely believed “Ringo Starr” was what it said on his birth certificate
like it never occurred to me to doubt that a pair of British parents would name a child Ringo
like it never occurred to me to doubt that a pair of British parents would name a child Ringo
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I mock the English a lot but the truly bizarre child name very much has a US champion. EVen British rock stars didnt turn their kids into Moon Unit and Dweezel
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Let's be very clear that one of the major effects of the CDC no longer recommending various vaccinations is that it becomes much harder for folks who still want to be—or want their children to be—vaccinated to get their insurance providers to cover those vaccinations.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Let's be very clear that one of the major effects of the CDC no longer recommending various vaccinations is that it becomes much harder for folks who still want to be—or want their children to be—vaccinated to get their insurance providers to cover those vaccinations.
Me: spends 20 minutes last night debating what time to set the alarm as we don’t want to get up TOO early but also want to maximize Christmas fun in Philly and decides on 8AM
My husband’s alarm: goes off at 6AM
My husband’s alarm: goes off at 6AM
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Me: spends 20 minutes last night debating what time to set the alarm as we don’t want to get up TOO early but also want to maximize Christmas fun in Philly and decides on 8AM
My husband’s alarm: goes off at 6AM
My husband’s alarm: goes off at 6AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
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I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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glühwein and churro on hold until tomorrow so we can have Japanese bbq 🙌🤤
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
glühwein and churro on hold until tomorrow so we can have Japanese bbq 🙌🤤