Slowloader
slowloader.bsky.social
Slowloader
@slowloader.bsky.social
Book Hoarder, He/Him, Token cishet, PC Gamer since way back, tabletop gamer since sand tables
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December 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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this is why it's not helpful or meaningful to platform these people.

they will never admit fault.

they don't care about right and wrong.

she's only upset because it's affecting her.

She doesn't even understand that anyone COULD be upset at it in principle

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Part of being a grown up is making your own magic. You want a magical Christmas? Go stab an orange with cloves. Hang fairylights. Light some candles. Bake cookies.
✨Create the magic you wish to see✨
a cat laying on its back next to a christmas tree
Alt: a cat laying on its back under a Christmas tree batting a bauble
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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They literally made up an award so he'd have something to play with during the ceremony. It's no different than giving a kid an iPad at their older sibling's graduation.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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There are three types of AI boosters:

1. Grifters
2. Grifted
3. Roko's basilisk weirdos, who are both
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#GuildWars2 🎶Hold me closer, necromancer 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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If you like Elf on a Shelf, you'll love Panopticon on the John, a system of paranoia and control in which a stranger may or may not be observing you every time you use the toilet.
December 24, 2023 at 1:22 AM
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A Waymo just killed a beloved bodega cat in San Francisco named Kit-Kat

Elon just got approved to increase the number of his robotaxis in SF, Austin, and Arizona, btw.

His “driverless” cars require a “safety monitor” to sit in the passenger seat next to a kill-switch. Seriously.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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i think i’m eating your feelings too
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The lesbian couple at the wine bar who wants you to come home and watch Buffy with them.
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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But we need to take into account the fog of murder.
If we're not at war, Pete Hegseth is a murderer. If we are at war, Pete Hegseth is still a murderer. He's a murderer. And you don't need to go to The Hague to hold him accountable because there are perfectly good, American laws AGAINST MURDER.
My latest in @thenation.com
Pete Hegseth Should Be Charged With Murder
No matter how you look at the strikes on alleged “drug boats”—as acts of war or attacks on civilians—Hegseth has committed a crime and should be prosecuted.
www.thenation.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I know I would never cheat on a girlfriend, but a lot of this confidence stems from my inability to imagine two women liking me at the same time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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“So the plan is to replace all their jobs with AI”

Five minutes later: “what do you mean, broke people don’t spend as much?”
Gen Z Shoppers Aren’t Spending Like Retailers Need Them To
More than other generations, 20-somethings are tightening their holiday-season budgets because of economic pressures.
www.wsj.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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[first date]

WAITER: is everything okay here

ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”

DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”

*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise £18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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me picking what ice cream I want at the store
a drawing of a woman wearing a mask with a cross on it
ALT: a drawing of a woman wearing a mask with a cross on it
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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violence has no place in *checks notes* one of the most violent countries on earth.

according to president drone strike.
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM