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Who are the hot women? Well, the ones reading this post of course,
there are more important things in life than money, such as being followed by hot women online
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DRIVERS: LED headlights are too bright, I can't see at night. Please introduce regulations to limit them.

CAR MAKERS: We've introduced a light bar across the front of every new vehicle made to make our lights brighter than ever before!
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My tattoo artist moved to a new shop I can walk to now, can I get a hell yeah
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We all should've known that Dwayne Johnson would end up a class traitor when he stopped doing the PEOPLE'S Elbow
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Scabby is on (a union-won) vacation
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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zohran officially cancelled for flying to DC instead of taking amtrak
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Remembering Joe Hill on the 110th anniversary of his murder by the state of Utah.

Paul Robeson singing "I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night" to Scottish coal miners in 1949.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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We gotta start close-reading Dead Kennedys album artwork like it’s the writings of Nostradamus
Real tweets from the White House are indistinguishable from anti-Trump AI slop.

Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
oh yeah go birds
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Watched the Garfield assassination show and they didn't even talk about the doctor feeding him up his butt. Total miscarriage
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Friday
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There was a bumper sticker near the highway for Bernie (progressive) that faded & then someone covered it with a Trump sticker (fascist), then someone wrote "pedo" underneath (liberal) until now when someone crossed out "pedo" and just put an unrelated sticker over the whole thing (centrist)
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts
the cope on fox tonight has been good
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
An early Zohran interview said that we'd never hear Empire State of Mind again and he'd appear at press conferences coming out to Heems - Soup Boys.

it's time for him to keep his campaign promises

youtu.be/Hz2zPByzYW0?...
Heems - "Soup Boys" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pitchfork
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I will vote for any candidate in 2026-2028 who pledges to instill a cap on car headlight brightness
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I guess "annoyed and frustrated by a total lack of progress on anything for four years" is going to be better than "horrified while everything regresses 100 years because some dipshit collaborates with a fascist dictator"
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM