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This is what I got btw, and I booked a thigh tattoo for January
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Scabby is on (a union-won) vacation
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm assembling a team (but I lost the one that the Buttigieg campaign posted in 2020 that included Long Island)
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Living in America
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wait. Is that...?
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Wife, best friend, & her bf all ganged up to objectify me together and this is what I looked like
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This guy is really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart
October 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Someone posted this after he died, and the idea has been rattling around my head ever since as I try not to feel like an asshole for not doing enough
October 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Game is tied after the first quarter of the first game of the season
September 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Post a description of your Bluesky account with only a Simpsons screengrab.
September 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
August 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ICE has detained the Squirtle Squad on suspicion of gang activity.
August 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Me when my dispatch routes in a way that makes me sit and wait at a store for 90+ minutes while being paid for it yet I still feel anxious about it
August 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I hadn't heard this song yet, so I just pulled it up and the comments absolutely delivered in the best way
August 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
😎😎
July 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
please do not interview the computers about themselves, they are not real
July 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
SUPERGIANT HADES II PROJECT MANAGER: Hey, did you finish the artwork for Dionysius yet?

ARTIST: Yeah boss, made him real sexy just like you asked

PM: oh hell yeah
July 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
June 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The squirrels who love to demolish all of my strawberries gave something back to me in my tomato bed. Gonna transplant it and see what happens
June 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
June 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@gooffkings.bsky.social default Connections setup today
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
June 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Also
June 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM