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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?"

Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."

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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 23h

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 23h

good afternoon

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 1d

also on the retrieval trip several attractive young women in an uber laughed at me, making me realize i've finally made it:

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 1d

its screen is dead and so right now here or x the everything app or anything else i can access on my desktop is the best place to contact me until this situation is remedied.

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 1d

hello. several hours ago my phone bounced out of my pocket while i was biking on the belgian block around dock & spruce street. in the subsequent time before i discovered it was lost and biked all the way back across town to retrieve it, it was run over by several heavy vehicles

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 2d

BA DA BA DAAAAA

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Mike @2adult2person.gobirds.online · 2d

*day after baseball ripped my heart out of my chest* god I love baseball

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cedar subaru lesbian @pussy.meangirls.online · 2d

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🎃 Komod-o'-Lantern Dad @komododad.bsky.social · 2d

Violin quartets playing "nearer my God to thee" outside the nearest Ross Dress-For-Less.

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 2d

this is a dark day for california's many historic downtown parking lots and strip malls

California YIMBY @cayimby.bsky.social · 2d

[VICTORY ALERT] Governor Newsom has signed SB 79, which will make it legal to build multi-family housing near high quality transit!

Our statement:
cayimby.org/news-events/...

cayimby.org

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 3d

no I got home in time to be punched in the gut by all of it

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 3d

here we are 1-1 in the 11th and all I can think is this is what I deserve for going to non-sports-watching friend's house on critical philly sports night

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 3d

spooky

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 3d

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 3d

👎

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 3d

unbelievable

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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 4d

habeas corpus is the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 4d

i got really excited to see toledo from the plane once

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James G @orth.ca · 4d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4d

When the Yankees get eliminated

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 4d

i am also here to say da yankees lose

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 4d

Almost 9 months ago, our press colleague Anas Al-Sharif removed his press vest following the announcement of a ceasefire.

And then we saw what happened next. May we ensure the bombs actually end this time.

I wish he, and so many more, were here with us.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 5d

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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