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It’s gonna be a glorious day. I feel my luck could change.
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A mass shooting in Australia and a stabbing in America. Everything is topsy-turvy. Nothing makes any sense. Oh, thank God, there was also a mass shooting in America.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A mass shooting in Australia and a stabbing in America. Everything is topsy-turvy. Nothing makes any sense. Oh, thank God, there was also a mass shooting in America.
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An Epstein files-themed RPG where you play as Kash Patel would be so sick
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
An Epstein files-themed RPG where you play as Kash Patel would be so sick
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December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
WE'RE COSTCO GUYS, IT'S SAFE TO CLIMB INSIDE THE GRAIN ELEVATOR 💪🌯
OF COURSE WE'RE CLIMBING INTO THE GRAIN ELEVATOR, WE'RE COSTCO GUYS 💪🍕
THERE'S AN OPENING AT THE TOP FOR A REASON. COSTCO GUYS GOTTA GO INSIDE THE GRAIN 💪🌾
OF COURSE WE'RE CLIMBING INTO THE GRAIN ELEVATOR, WE'RE COSTCO GUYS 💪🍕
THERE'S AN OPENING AT THE TOP FOR A REASON. COSTCO GUYS GOTTA GO INSIDE THE GRAIN 💪🌾
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It’s all transparently bullshit and immune to rationality, but if struggling to stabilize half a burning boat to avoid drowning is “getting back in the fight,” what they’re really saying is there’s nothing the survivors could have done to avoid being killed. And that definitely isn’t the law.
there is no more shared reality. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s all transparently bullshit and immune to rationality, but if struggling to stabilize half a burning boat to avoid drowning is “getting back in the fight,” what they’re really saying is there’s nothing the survivors could have done to avoid being killed. And that definitely isn’t the law.
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This world makes me sick to my stomach. Oh well! Anyways,
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This world makes me sick to my stomach. Oh well! Anyways,
Deni Avdija playing IOF refball is hilarious considering NBA refs are spiritually Israeli anyway
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Deni Avdija playing IOF refball is hilarious considering NBA refs are spiritually Israeli anyway
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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a football should be a living creature that is very violent, with sharp teeth. and also there should be a light at the end of the tunnel. there should be a heaven worth waiting for
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
a football should be a living creature that is very violent, with sharp teeth. and also there should be a light at the end of the tunnel. there should be a heaven worth waiting for
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if someone honks at me in traffic i pull up beside them crying with a gun to my head
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
if someone honks at me in traffic i pull up beside them crying with a gun to my head
This Rachel Maddow-looking brainlet thinks you can fire off 3 rounds from a Carcano rifle in under 6 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This Rachel Maddow-looking brainlet thinks you can fire off 3 rounds from a Carcano rifle in under 6 seconds
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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I feel like we're like one month away from something crazy or weird happening
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I feel like we're like one month away from something crazy or weird happening
Bo Nix is fucking abysmal
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bo Nix is fucking abysmal
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November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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are people still gonna believe it the next time the area of land ran by bloodthirsty vampires says they actually don’t want blood anymore
Israel launched deadly attacks on Gaza after accusing Hamas of violating the cease-fire, which Hamas denied. Local health officials in Gaza reported the strikes killed at least 100 people, including 35 children. nyti.ms/4hzeWBr
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
are people still gonna believe it the next time the area of land ran by bloodthirsty vampires says they actually don’t want blood anymore
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Imagine trying to explain Halloween to a normie
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Imagine trying to explain Halloween to a normie
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
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This is Jesse Mack Butler from Oklahoma. Butler r*ped two teen girls over a period of 9 months, nearly killed them by strangulation, which was recorded on video. Butler was convicted of 11 counts of r*pe and sexual assault and was sentenced to 78 years in prison.
But he will serve 0 jail time
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But he will serve 0 jail time
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October 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is Jesse Mack Butler from Oklahoma. Butler r*ped two teen girls over a period of 9 months, nearly killed them by strangulation, which was recorded on video. Butler was convicted of 11 counts of r*pe and sexual assault and was sentenced to 78 years in prison.
But he will serve 0 jail time
1/2
But he will serve 0 jail time
1/2
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Kids should only speak when spoken to. and then they should only say the darnedest things..
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Kids should only speak when spoken to. and then they should only say the darnedest things..
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is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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