Anastasia Beaverhausen
@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
Pinned
When I drive over speed bumps, I imagine I’m driving over the bodies of my enemies
Watched a TikTok video and learned how to get that Liquid Glass shit off my phone, so I’m feeling slightly less grumpy.
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watched a TikTok video and learned how to get that Liquid Glass shit off my phone, so I’m feeling slightly less grumpy.
Quarterly reminder that I will never ever forgive the folks who voted for this shit. I will hold a grudge until the very last breath I take, and then I will come back as a ghost and haunt the earth with that same grudge for eternity.
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Quarterly reminder that I will never ever forgive the folks who voted for this shit. I will hold a grudge until the very last breath I take, and then I will come back as a ghost and haunt the earth with that same grudge for eternity.
NICK AND JESS NICK AND JESS NICK AND JESS
Sometimes I watch the episode of New Girl when Nick kisses Jess, just to feel something.
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
NICK AND JESS NICK AND JESS NICK AND JESS
I’m positive it’s only pure luck that has allowed humans to survive this long bc we’re really fucking stupid.
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m positive it’s only pure luck that has allowed humans to survive this long bc we’re really fucking stupid.
Men, please go to therapy. The women in your life are tired of constantly reassuring you of everything.
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Men, please go to therapy. The women in your life are tired of constantly reassuring you of everything.
The vibes are off today, bro.
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The vibes are off today, bro.
Boil advisory and the IndepMO FB page is all “servers at restaurants aren’t washing their hands!”
Motherfucker, look up what an advisory means and stfu.
Motherfucker, look up what an advisory means and stfu.
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Boil advisory and the IndepMO FB page is all “servers at restaurants aren’t washing their hands!”
Motherfucker, look up what an advisory means and stfu.
Motherfucker, look up what an advisory means and stfu.
I do NOT know why motherfuckers want to be on my bad side.
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I do NOT know why motherfuckers want to be on my bad side.
Watched a video of Brown University students being escorted to safety bc I don’t want to ever be desensitized to gun violence.
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Watched a video of Brown University students being escorted to safety bc I don’t want to ever be desensitized to gun violence.
I would say more but I would definitely be giving too much information, so I shall be my snarky self and say, “Yes, I am the Manipulation Queen. Bow down before me!”
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I would say more but I would definitely be giving too much information, so I shall be my snarky self and say, “Yes, I am the Manipulation Queen. Bow down before me!”
Indep Water Dept has a power outage so there’s no water. Glad I’m at work and hope it’s fixed before I come home.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Indep Water Dept has a power outage so there’s no water. Glad I’m at work and hope it’s fixed before I come home.
I want to be Murder Cabin rich.
Or
Can afford my healthcare rich.
Or
Can afford my healthcare rich.
I want to be "eccentric" (instead of batshit crazy) rich.
I want to be Second Home on a Body of Water rich.
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I want to be Murder Cabin rich.
Or
Can afford my healthcare rich.
Or
Can afford my healthcare rich.
So if the recent shooter was an American citizen white male, can we start deporting them?
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So if the recent shooter was an American citizen white male, can we start deporting them?
Reposted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas’ palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas’ palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas’ palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas’ palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
Everything annoys me tonight.
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Everything annoys me tonight.
Reposted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
respectfully flirting with friends is my love language ok
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
respectfully flirting with friends is my love language ok
My heart is too big and I will definitely sob on the way home 💜
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My heart is too big and I will definitely sob on the way home 💜
As predicted, my body is on fire with pain.
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As predicted, my body is on fire with pain.
This is for Karen in the parking garage this morning, you know what you did.
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This is for Karen in the parking garage this morning, you know what you did.
Today is get what you give day. Wanna be an asshole, gonna get asshole back.
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Today is get what you give day. Wanna be an asshole, gonna get asshole back.
Apple’s new Liquid Glass don’t care about accessibility so why the govt?
The State Department is swapping out Calibri for Times New Roman in all its official documents, reversing a Biden-era change that aimed to increase accessibility for readers with disabilities. n.pr/4oSF4cx
The State Department reinstates an old font, in a typeface about-face
The State Department is swapping out Calibri for Times New Roman in all its official documents, reversing a Biden-era change that aimed to increase accessibility for readers with disabilities.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Apple’s new Liquid Glass don’t care about accessibility so why the govt?
Three parking garages closed at this hospital so there’s no parking for patients, including those who are handicap 😡
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Three parking garages closed at this hospital so there’s no parking for patients, including those who are handicap 😡
I woke up on the grumpy side of life today.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I woke up on the grumpy side of life today.
IndepMO is planning to build a data center near MCC and Little Blue Trace. I love the consequences of this decision already (cancer, pollution, high energy costs, water contamination etc.)
Sorry to those within 100 miles, you’re dying with us 🫡
Sorry to those within 100 miles, you’re dying with us 🫡
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
IndepMO is planning to build a data center near MCC and Little Blue Trace. I love the consequences of this decision already (cancer, pollution, high energy costs, water contamination etc.)
Sorry to those within 100 miles, you’re dying with us 🫡
Sorry to those within 100 miles, you’re dying with us 🫡
Hormonal insomnia, my bitch ass friend 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Hormonal insomnia, my bitch ass friend 🥰