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Anastasia Beaverhausen

@semisophrosyne.bsky.social

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Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire. I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · Nov 19

When I drive over speed bumps, I imagine I’m driving over the bodies of my enemies

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 40m

Your BS therapist says treat yo’self.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 41m

I read an article recently about women staying single and not really dating bc they’re tired of men who don’t do the emotional work and still act like toddlers living their mama’s basement.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1h

I try 🥹

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1h

Missouri isn’t suing over SNAP benefits bc Kehoe doesn’t give a flying fuck about you.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1h

Well, my kid is amazing. I knew that but the confirmation is always great.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2h

Like, what do you MEAN I signed up for 6 but have to wait in line for each teacher?

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2h

It’s easier to control those living in survival.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2h

Parent-teacher conference made you sign up for a time that no one adheres to 😤

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2h

Won’t eat v just don’t like? Won’t eat oysters or liver.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 7h

She still thinks he’s innocent of those 34 felonies 🙄

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 7h

How do you know?

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 8h

MIL voted twice for him but wants to complain about him doing too much now.

This is your comeuppance, bitch.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 19h

I should be asleep but Hormones and Hot-flashes have other plans for me 🔥

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 19h

Mon-Friday, even.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 20h

My kid’s school district is offering kids free dinner ($3.75/adult) a few nights a week.

So, the grossly underfunded schools are better at caring for their community than the govt we pay taxes to.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 21h

What if…. We stopped giving him an audience?

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d

RUDE.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s get AI Mike Johnson to do Mike Johnson’s actual job.

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva. She was elected more than a month ago.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d

Kids down the road from St Pius also don’t have their own track—definitely not new uniforms.

Also, who carpets a high school gym locker?

Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 1d

This is a beautiful new locker room at St Pius in Kansas City. They are a private religious school that accepts taxpayer vouchers for partial tuition.

Anyway, the kids at the public school down the road from me learn to run track when they go to track meets — they don’t have a track of their own.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I can see some of these dudes being exactly that way.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1d

I think every white man should experience poverty and maybe they’d shut the fuck up sometimes

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2d

My beagle SCREAMS. It’s awful.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2d

💜💜💜💜

Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2d

Ice cream cake flowers on black?

That’s just too much.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 2d

My stepdad just told me “your field is ripe for harvest” and I said in the same sing-song way “my door will remain locked” and my nephew laughed which means I’m in some level of trouble now 😂