Anastasia Beaverhausen
@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
I don’t shop anymore, so imagine my surprise when I saw they’re locking up baby formula now.
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t shop anymore, so imagine my surprise when I saw they’re locking up baby formula now.
Told AB dog she’s not allowed to sit on the back of the new couch, so she did what all beagles do—ignore me and invite her brother to join her.
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Told AB dog she’s not allowed to sit on the back of the new couch, so she did what all beagles do—ignore me and invite her brother to join her.
This is my crummy morning moon pic I took in the Scooter’s drive thru when I saw @scribblymoth.bsky.social post about the moon 🌙
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is my crummy morning moon pic I took in the Scooter’s drive thru when I saw @scribblymoth.bsky.social post about the moon 🌙
The fucking field.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The fucking field.
I was made for winter ❄️ But I cannot stand people who don’t learn how to drive in it 😬
These are my shoes today despite it being 17 F when I left home…
These are my shoes today despite it being 17 F when I left home…
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was made for winter ❄️ But I cannot stand people who don’t learn how to drive in it 😬
These are my shoes today despite it being 17 F when I left home…
These are my shoes today despite it being 17 F when I left home…
Apple created a “best friends” slide show for me and it’s all me and Mean Cat
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Apple created a “best friends” slide show for me and it’s all me and Mean Cat
See a Mean Cat, post a Mean Cat 💜
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
See a Mean Cat, post a Mean Cat 💜
Help, I don’t know who this is, how should I respond?
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Help, I don’t know who this is, how should I respond?
Literally filmed in IndepMO
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Literally filmed in IndepMO
Fuck the police.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fuck the police.
Cuddle Szn
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Cuddle Szn
I saw @mutiny32.com post and went out on the deck—figured we could drive one mile north and see them even better. Stunning no matter what.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I saw @mutiny32.com post and went out on the deck—figured we could drive one mile north and see them even better. Stunning no matter what.
Saw some shooting stars too!
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Saw some shooting stars too!
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Post you from a different era
Do the thing.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Do the thing.
I miss being this hopeful (2020)
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I miss being this hopeful (2020)
I’m a very cute Ms. Universe 👑
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’m a very cute Ms. Universe 👑
👻 Tight SZN 👻
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
👻 Tight SZN 👻
Everything is awful right now INCLUDING these dogs but they’re so damn CUTE
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Everything is awful right now INCLUDING these dogs but they’re so damn CUTE
I was a passenger on kayak this summer, and it was everything I remembered it to be even if I couldn’t paddle. Pure joy.
Sending you ❤️
Sending you ❤️
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I was a passenger on kayak this summer, and it was everything I remembered it to be even if I couldn’t paddle. Pure joy.
Sending you ❤️
Sending you ❤️
Silver car in the right lane left the gas station and took the whole damn pump with him 😬
October 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Silver car in the right lane left the gas station and took the whole damn pump with him 😬
Join the club, all the cool kids are doing it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Join the club, all the cool kids are doing it.